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Funny story: New Downing Street mouser 'just another useless Tory fat cat'

New Downing Street mouser 'just another useless Tory fat cat'

London - (Paws 4 Thought): The fur is really flying today amid accusations the new No 10 pussy is yet another useless Tory fat cat. Worried vermin control operatives reckon the sumptuous centrally heated government HQ will soon see feline Larry s...

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Funny story: Cameron hires 'Gay' Larry the Cat to deal with Downing Street vermin

Cameron hires 'Gay' Larry the Cat to deal with Downing Street vermin

London - (Claw Enforcement): A cat named after a Spoof writer has been hired by the Prime Monster to deal with Downing Street rats. 'Gay' Larry the Cat has been given his orders to rid Whitehall of a notorious vermin, known locally as 'Nick Clegg'...

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Funny story: Downing Street ratcatcher wants to probe Sam Cam pussy

Downing Street ratcatcher wants to probe Sam Cam pussy

London - (Sinking Ship News): Is the seat of government really overrun with vermin spoonfeeding yet more deception to a gullible British public? Today's arrival of a pest control operative saw Downing Street officials' relief at the prospect of tr...

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Funny story: Downing Street 'Plan B' to poison the Queen, flog off her asses (sick)

Downing Street 'Plan B' to poison the Queen, flog off her asses (sick)

London - (Hemlock News): Downing Street aides have denied an emergency 'Plan B' to poison the Queen. Cabinet Secretary Sir Gus O'Donnell was reported to have ordered a vile (sic) of arsenic to be mixed into HM's Whorelicks tonight. "That way we...

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Funny story: Single House Blown Down in Freak Hurricane in Downing Sreet

Single House Blown Down in Freak Hurricane in Downing Sreet

LONDON - David Cameron, a public sector worker, was evicted by his home by Mother Nature. He had lived in the building since June with his wife and kids. "It's terrible!" he proclaims. "How on earth could this happen? You know, they say you're...

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Funny story: Lady George Osborne Has a Fit

Lady George Osborne Has a Fit

Chancellor of the Exchequer Lady George Osborne, known in the coffee houses as The Ghost of Bonnie Prince Charlie, suffered an attack of the vapours yesterday when alighting from his sedan chair. Lady George stepped lightly out of the lightweight...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown found in cupboard at No.10

Gordon Brown found in cupboard at No.10

Ex Prime Minister Gordon Brown has been found hiding in a cupboard near the Cabinet Office at No.10 Downing Street. The discovery was made by cleaning staff shortly after Prime Minister Cameron's historic first Cabinet Meeting of the Liberal-Tory...

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Funny story: Mick And Dave Take Show On The Road

Mick And Dave Take Show On The Road

The hilarious new Mick & Dave show has opened to rave reviews in the West End of London and they plan to take it on a nationwide tour this summer. The pair teamed up at the last minute after the two major shows they'd been tirelessly working o...

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Funny story: Bagram air base officials say the real 'secret prison' lies under 10 Downing Street

Bagram air base officials say the real 'secret prison' lies under 10 Downing Street

Afghanistan - (Tory Bora): Stung by Red Cross accusations about a 'prison within a prison' at Bagram air base Pentagon officials have said the 'real hidden jail' lies under 10 Downing Street, the UK seat of power. Earlier today former inmates of t...

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Funny story: Robert Downey Jr as Wizard of Oz we can do better than that

Robert Downey Jr as Wizard of Oz we can do better than that

Robert Downey Jnr is being lined up to play the Wizard of Oz in a new Movie and is in talks with Sam Mendes. The Wizard as we found out in the original Movie of the Wizard Of Oz is just an old man hiding behind a curtain deceiving everybody to his tr...

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Funny story: Downing Street earthquake on Monday as Jupiter and Venus cross celestial Maginot Line

Downing Street earthquake on Monday as Jupiter and Venus cross celestial Maginot Line

London - (Karmic Mess): As the zodiac's magnificent Benefics change signs in tandem on Monday the final curtain falls on the wretched House of Windsor. And with it the tyrranical Gorgon Brown pederastocracy that has appeased wannabe Tory dictator...

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Funny story: Salt shortage hits Downing Street

Salt shortage hits Downing Street

WITH parts the nation's travel network still reeling due to the freezing weather, it has been revealed even Downing Street has not been left unaffected by the big freeze that has gripped the UK. At an emergency Downing Street press conference cal...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown offers naming rights for number 10

Gordon Brown offers naming rights for number 10

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has today announced that the government will sell the naming rights to Number 10 Downing Street in a bid to raise much-needed cash for the ailing British economy. The successful bidders will be able to incorporate their...

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Funny story: Ugly Scenes As Bailiffs Denied Entry To Downing Street

Ugly Scenes As Bailiffs Denied Entry To Downing Street

Westminster - Ugly scenes this afternoon when a group of burly men arrived in a furniture van at the gated entrance to Britain's most famous cul-de-sac. Metropolitan Police officers on security detail told the burly, leather jacketed bling encrust...

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Funny story: Cabinet Snow Fight

Cabinet Snow Fight

The Prime Minister, Gordon Brown was enraged this week when the entire British Cabinet failed to show up for work. Mrs Darling, the mother of Alistair Darling rang the Prime Minister to explain that he had had a party the previous the night at hi...

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Funny story: Brown takes the 'soggy' biscuit!

Brown takes the 'soggy' biscuit!

A recent video stolen from MI5's bugging project of 10 Downing Street, has been leaked on to You Tube showing how Gordon Brown was really chosen by Blair to become his successor. Rumours were rife in 2003 about a secret deal the two may have made...

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Funny story: UK Prime Minister to sell 10 Downing Street

UK Prime Minister to sell 10 Downing Street

Gordon Brown, Labour Prime Minister of UK, has decided to place the official residence of UK PMs, 10 Downing Street, on the market. In a brief statement, Mr Brown decided that the cost of repairs and maintenance each year was becoming too great a...

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