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Funny story: NBA Unveils New "Slam Dunkin' Donuts" Food Line

NBA Unveils New "Slam Dunkin' Donuts" Food Line

NBA HEADQUARTERS, CALIFORNIA - As part of their Autumn product range, NBA Marketing have revealed the result of their new partnership with Dunkin' Donuts: a variety of basketball-inspired sugary treats. The tasty confections will be available in Dunk...

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Funny story: Ricky Martin poops donuts

Ricky Martin poops donuts

Puerto Rican singer Ricky Martin said in an interview with me that since he came out of the closet late last month that he has been really busy. "Everybody just want to have sex with me!" According to Mr. Martin's manager,...

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Funny story: Last Denver Donut Shop To Close, Police Don't Know What To Do With Their Time

Last Denver Donut Shop To Close, Police Don't Know What To Do With Their Time

Denver, Colorado has been called the most healthy city in the United States. It has more miles of bike trails, and the highest per capita sales of vitamins and nutritional supplements. Because residents are so concerned about their physical conditi...

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Funny story: Elvis Discovered in Donut Factory

Elvis Discovered in Donut Factory

Rumours fly in a small town, but secrets can be kept too. That's why Effingham, Illinois is ground zero for one of the biggest secrets of this new century. It all started over 10 years ago when a Creamy Crisp Donut factory was built in Effingham and...

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Funny story: Dough-nut holes to become larger due to Bilderburger stinginess

Dough-nut holes to become larger due to Bilderburger stinginess

SWITZERLAND Secret Chalet - The Bilderburgers held again a secret meeting; this one only one reporter was able to infiltrate. Follows my account, as the infiltrator-reporter. I cannot reveal my alias within the Bilderburger group. Financial shoc...

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Funny story: Appearance on Oprah Lands Kirstie Alley Donut Contract

Appearance on Oprah Lands Kirstie Alley Donut Contract

WINSTON-SALEM, NC - Maybe Kirstie Alley isn't a "perfect fit" for Jenny Craig anymore, but that's just fine with donut manufacturer Krispy Dunk. Inspired by her testimonial on Oprah's show Thursday, company executives negotiated a contract and signe...

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Funny story: The Earth is a Donut

The Earth is a Donut

Once, we all believed the Earth was flat, and that sailing too far would result in us falling over the edge into space, or into the slavering jaws of a waiting kraken. In the sixteenth century, the Italian scientist, Galileo told an unbelieving w...

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Funny story: Car Company/Doughnut Baker Make a Deal

Car Company/Doughnut Baker Make a Deal

Stymied by utterly flat car sales, Pford Motor Cars announced today that it has inked a deal with Donkin Doughnuts to present the first automatic coffee car. After an initial programming by the owner, Pford's Special 2009 Coffee Torus model will a...

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Funny story: Doughnut Shops Planned for Gaza

Doughnut Shops Planned for Gaza

Toronto - Tom Timbits, CEO of the largest Doughnut chain in Canada, Tim Hortons, has announced a plan to expand to the Gaza strip which he says will "tap into a new market and potentially end the deadly conflict as well." "People who come to Canad...

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Funny story: Naked Man Found Wedged in Chimney

Naked Man Found Wedged in Chimney

London, England - Just when you may have thought the news couldn't get any weirder, police in Pemberton have discovered a naked man wedged in a chimney at a Tesco Express convenience store. Local police spokesperson, PC Soot, conveyed that police...

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Funny story: Recession hits doughnut business, cops distraught!

Recession hits doughnut business, cops distraught!

A big blow was delivered to the public today after Dunkan's Donuts and Kirsty's Kreme announced they will be closing all their premises worldwide because of the recession and rising prices of cream and icing. A spokesman for Kirsty's Kreme, who's...

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Funny story: Donut throwing now legal

Donut throwing now legal

In a sports story destined to try to make the lives of life-long couch potatoes easier, the sport of Donut throwing has now been made legal.

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