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Funny story: NASCAR Suspends Another Driver

NASCAR Suspends Another Driver

DAYTONA BEACH, Florida – (Sports Satire) - Officials at NASCAR have suspended another race car driver after several policy violations. Racer Mike Wallace, no relation to black NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace, was notified that he has been suspended du…

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Funny story: Trump Virus Infects Entire White House

Trump Virus Infects Entire White House

Washington, DC - Everybody at the White House has it. The entire Republican Party, too. Currently, so does forty-three percent of the United States. It is the disease known as the "Trump Virus". President Trump won't speak of it. He deflects, call…

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Funny story: Tectonic Cultural Shifts at Warp Speed in US

Tectonic Cultural Shifts at Warp Speed in US

Last week, President Donald Trump announced all Americans will likely be able to get a Covid-19 vaccine by Monday, November 2nd, which is, coincidentally, the day before the 2020 election. The CDC issued directives to all (50) states to prepare to di…

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Funny story: The Lincoln Project Says President Trump is Misappropriating Taxpayers Money Like Crazy

The Lincoln Project Says President Trump is Misappropriating Taxpayers Money Like Crazy

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – There is no anti-Trump group that the Electoral College president hates more than the Lincoln Project. For one thing, every member is a Republican; and a Republican who knows that Donnie boy has about as much busine…

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Funny story: President Trump Lays Down His Personal Rules for the Upcoming Television Presidential Debate with Joe Biden

President Trump Lays Down His Personal Rules for the Upcoming Television Presidential Debate with Joe Biden

CHICKEN CREEK, Kentucky – (Satire News) – The president was in the “Chicken Shit Capital of the World” holding yet another “Maskless Non-Self-Distancing” presidential campaign hate rally. Chicken Creek produces more chicken droppings than all of t…

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Funny story: Bob Woodward Alleges in His Tell-All Book That Trump’s Goal is to Start a Modern-Day Civil War

Bob Woodward Alleges in His Tell-All Book That Trump’s Goal is to Start a Modern-Day Civil War

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - Famed Watergate reporter and author Bob Woodward joins a long list of writers who have written books on the most amazing president in the history of presidents. In Woodward's book, titled, "The Liar-in-Chief", he…

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Funny story: President Trump Reveals in Michael Cohen’s Book That He Loves To Lie and Actually Enjoys it More Than Sex

President Trump Reveals in Michael Cohen’s Book That He Loves To Lie and Actually Enjoys it More Than Sex

HICKORY NUTS, North Carolina – (Satire News) - The president took his Presidential Hate Campaign to the Hickory Nuts Capital of the World. After spewing his standard 82 lies per speech, he closed by saying that he does not understand why the enemy…

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Funny story: Russian Sleeper Agents Aiding Trump Reelection Campaign: Schiff to Investigate

Russian Sleeper Agents Aiding Trump Reelection Campaign: Schiff to Investigate

Adam Schiff announced today that he is launching an investigation to determine the extent to which Russia sleeper agents are interfering with the 2020 elections. Schiff has learned from ex-FBI director James Comey that the mayors of Portland, Chicag…

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Funny story: Hank Williams Jr. Says If Donald Trump Was A Woman He’d Marry Her

Hank Williams Jr. Says If Donald Trump Was A Woman He’d Marry Her

STALE BISCUIT, Tennessee – (Satire News) – The country music singer who, some years back, fell off a mountain and survived is back in the news. Hank Williams Jr. spoke with Entertainment Tonight and said that he recalls the day when he fell off Mt…

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Funny story: Kamala So Nasty Parents Tied A Pork Chop Around Her Neck So Dog Would Play With Her

Kamala So Nasty Parents Tied A Pork Chop Around Her Neck So Dog Would Play With Her

BILLINGSGATE POST: At a rally in North Carolina this evening, President Trump told his followers that Kamala “Breath” Harris would be an “insult” as first female president. Earlier in the day, in an interview on CNN, Harris said that she was so p…

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Funny story: President Trump Says He’s Not a Racist – He’s Just Selective

President Trump Says He’s Not a Racist – He’s Just Selective

MAR-A-LAGO, Florida - (Satire News) – President Trump took a quick trip down to Mar-a-Lago to get his teeth cleaned, and to see about hiring a new chauffeur. While there, he was asked about reports that appeared in The Chicago Daily Wind, that sai…

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Funny story: MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow Reports That Trump’s Chauffeur is Voting for Joe Biden

MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow Reports That Trump’s Chauffeur is Voting for Joe Biden

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - The queen of MSNBC, Rachel Maddow, has learned from a White House insider that the President’s personal chauffeur has said that he is not going to vote for Trump. The chauffeur, who asked that his name not be used,…

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Funny story: Michael Cohen’s Tell-All Book on President Trump is Reportedly Quite Telling

Michael Cohen’s Tell-All Book on President Trump is Reportedly Quite Telling

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - The publishers of Michael Cohen’s new tell-all book are as happy as beavers in a lumber yard. The book is titled “I Know President Donald Trump Better Than Melania, Marla, Ivana, and Stormy All Put Together”. Pr…

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Funny story: Lie-detector machines in White House replaced by masks.

Lie-detector machines in White House replaced by masks.

According to unconfirmed White House sources, over two hundred lie-detector machines have been junked because they continually blew their fuses when Mr Trump and White House staff took the test. Each test takes approximately ten minutes, and cover…

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Funny story: It’s Now Official - President Trump Spends Way More Time Denying Things Than He Does on Dealing With the Coronavirus

It’s Now Official - President Trump Spends Way More Time Denying Things Than He Does on Dealing With the Coronavirus

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - A report that appeared on Fox News clearly shows that President Trump now spends more time denying things he has said than he does in dealing with the Coronavirus pandemic. Trump denies he said that Neptune is a co…

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Funny story: Alec Baldwin and Kate Upton To Star In A Movie Based On The Book By Stormy Daniels

Alec Baldwin and Kate Upton To Star In A Movie Based On The Book By Stormy Daniels

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - The word filtering out of LaLaLand is that President Trump impersonator Alec Baldwin and Big-Size Woman model Kate Upton, have just signed to star in a motion picture based on the book by Donald Trump strumpet Stormy Danie…

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Funny story: A Cocaine-Carrying Cat Successfully Climbs Over Trump’s Border Wall

A Cocaine-Carrying Cat Successfully Climbs Over Trump’s Border Wall

PAPOOSE RATTLE, New Mexico – (Satire News) – Border Patrol agents report that they saw a cat carrying a small backpack scale Trump's Border Wall. The agents are 99.8% certain that the backpack was filled with cocaine. They informed a reporter…

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