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Funny story: Donald Rumsfeld sees 'Significant Progress' in Barry Bonds being stuck on 754

Donald Rumsfeld sees 'Significant Progress' in Barry Bonds being stuck on 754

US and A (XYZ News) - Since stepping down as US Secretary of Defense, Donald Rumsfeld is enjoying the things he loves most. Namely, playing the guitar, testifying before Congress, and following baseball.

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Funny story: Rumsfeld Investigated in Bird Flu Scam

Rumsfeld Investigated in Bird Flu Scam

Washington D.C. (IP) - Former Secretary of Offense Donald De Rumsfelt is being investigated for his role in a world wide scam designed to make billions of dollars in profits based on a phony bird flu scam. Washington DC Special Prosecutor Poindexte...

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Funny story: Cheney and Rumsfeld Soil Themselves at Indictment

Cheney and Rumsfeld Soil Themselves at Indictment

WASHINGTON - An unusually hot and humid DC took a turn-for-the-worse earlier today at the Justice Departments Grand Jury on War Crimes proceedings involving Vice President Dick 'Bag' Cheney, and former War Czar Donny 'My Friends Call Me L...

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Funny story: Vote For The Newest Seven Wonders of The World

Vote For The Newest Seven Wonders of The World

A group from Lisbon is asking web users around the globe to vote on the latest list of Seven Wonders of the World. Voters will have until early July to cast their ballots to determine which seven man made objects created before the year 2000 will be...

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Funny story: Donald Rumsfeld Reaches Autistic Toddler

Donald Rumsfeld Reaches Autistic Toddler

(Hollywood-Florida) He may no longer be the Secretary of Defense, but Donald Rumsfeld is still causing controversy because of an eBay auction sketch of Rumsfeld. Three-year-old Jane Chaucer, who is autistic, drew it. It seems that Jane had not been...

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Funny story: The Man Who Really Puts The Words in George Bush's Mouth

The Man Who Really Puts The Words in George Bush's Mouth

(Rome-New York) The man putting the words in George Bush's mouth isn't Dick Cheney. It wasn't even the late Donald Rumsfeld, "late" in the White House sense. It's Rome's own, Frank "Digits" Watkins. He's th...

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Funny story: Attorney General Gonzales blames chief of staff for errors, blames children for broken window in house.

Attorney General Gonzales blames chief of staff for errors, blames children for broken window in house.

Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has rejected loud calls for him to resign. Instead, in a classic piece of political nastiness, he has blamed everything on the person under him, his Chief of staff Kyle Sampson.

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Funny story: VP Cheney at Odds With Senator McCain Over Rumsfeld Insults

VP Cheney at Odds With Senator McCain Over Rumsfeld Insults

WASHINGTON (AP) - Vice President Dick Cheney on Wednesday challenged GOP presidential leader Senator John McCain's insult that Donald H. Rumsfeld was "one of America's worst defense secretaries."...

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Funny story: President Bush: "Iraq Study Group Agrees With Me"

President Bush: "Iraq Study Group Agrees With Me"

After reading the Iraq Study Group report President George W. Bush has concluded that the panel of experts agrees with his Iraq policy. He assures Americans that there is no reason to change course in Iraq: not that he has ever been stay the course,...

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Funny story: 'Finger-twisters' cause Rumsfeld to change his Name

'Finger-twisters' cause Rumsfeld to change his Name

Following a spate of typos worldwide, former US defence secretary, Donald Rumsfeld, has changed his name to Rumself to lessen confusion.

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Funny story: Rumsfeld Brought In To Help The UK Taxman

Rumsfeld Brought In To Help The UK Taxman

"As we know, there are known knowns. And there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns. That is to say we know there are some things we do not know, but there are also unknown unknowns, the ones we don't know we...

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Funny story: Rumsfeld Un-resigns

Rumsfeld Un-resigns

Former current Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld announced today that he was "un-resigning", staying on, not leaving, 'here to stay' to assist the president in staying the course. President Bush, swamped with thr...

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Funny story: Rumsfeld Breaks His Silence

Rumsfeld Breaks His Silence

Donald Rumsfeld finally broke his silence today following his departure as US secretary of state for defence. here is his statement in full:...

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Funny story: Rumsfeld Serenades American People With Popular Folk Song

Rumsfeld Serenades American People With Popular Folk Song

WASHINGTON-In a farewell tribute to the American people, Donald Rumsfeld took out an acoustic guitar and sung Bob Dylan's, "Don't Think Twice, It's Alright," today at the White House.

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Funny story: Rumsfeld will call Rush Limbaugh to testify at War Crimes trial

Rumsfeld will call Rush Limbaugh to testify at War Crimes trial

A group of lawyers say they will be filing charges of War Crimes against outgoing Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld in Germany next week, for the role he played in authorizing the use of torture at Abu Graib and Guantanamo Bay. The trial will take p...

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Funny story: Donald Rumsfeld Quits to Look After Britney Spears' Dogs

Donald Rumsfeld Quits to Look After Britney Spears' Dogs

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - In a surprise move, US Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld, 74, has resigned "in order to look after the dogs" of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline during their messy divorce proceedings.

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Funny story: Bush Enters Rehab After Admitting Rumsfeld Abuse

Bush Enters Rehab After Admitting Rumsfeld Abuse

WHITE HOUSE (AP) Vice President Dick Cheney today took over all presidential duties after George Bush left the White House for rehab at an undisclosed location. Seated behind the Oval Office desk, Vice President Cheney made a stunning announcement du...

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