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The Illegitimate President

Funny story: The Illegitimate President

James Clapper Jr. said it first. He didn’t just cast doubt on his legitimacy, he said it loud and clear that Trump was the illegitimate president of the United States. Take that tweeter! James Clapper earned his stripes; doing so legitimately.

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Trump University Of North Korea

Funny story: Trump University Of North Korea

First on his agenda, after landing in Singapore for the summit with North Korea’s Kim Yong Un, is to promote a new venture. Trump will be sporting a fashionable red baseball cap, designed by fashion designer daughter Ivanka, with the logo reading: Tr...

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Putin's Revenge: How He Wired Trump's Albino Raccoon Hairpiece

Funny story: Putin's Revenge: How He Wired Trump's Albino Raccoon Hairpiece

BILLINGSGATE POST: If albino raccoons could talk, this might be a story that would raise eyebrows in Washington: Ever since Davy Crockett skinned a raccoon and placed its fur on top his head, this animal has provided men of the frontier with war...

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Libya model operetta featuring Pence on lead baritone and Bolton conducting choir and orchestra to open Thursday

Funny story: Libya model operetta featuring Pence on lead baritone and Bolton conducting choir and orchestra to open Thursday

The Metropolitan Opera House in New York City has announced that its new production, “The Libya Model and Beyond,” will open Thursday. Vice President Pence has been selected to lead a large cast, including talented voices from The New York Times,...

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Trump Initiates His Own Version Of The Pledge Of Allegiance

Funny story: Trump Initiates His Own Version Of The Pledge Of Allegiance

Commandant Trump, expanding his power over we serf's everyday life in keeping with his expanding ego, has taken it upon himself to rewrite the Pledge of Allegiance, a cornerstone of American heritage. His version, ghost written by Kellyanne Conway wi...

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President Trump's last meal

They fetched him in a Lear jet, what else? When the big man demanded the best, he got it. Antonio Ricci, bad boy of Italian cuisine, his tiny Michelin-starred restaurant nestling in the hills above Alba, haunt of Europe’s leaders and celebrities, had been summoned. He emerged from the aircraft, paused at the top of the steps, squinting in the bright Washington sun and ran his fingers back t...

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President Trump visits the Kremlin

'Mr Trump? President Putin will see you now.' 'Great, great! This is gonna be beautiful, so beautiful! But hey, guys - you checked this place for those little tiny cameras, hidden mikes, Polonium 210, crazy stuff like that?' 'Yessir, Mr President!' 'Fabulous, just fabulous. Told you we could trust Putin didn't I? Didn't I?' 'Yessir, you did, just before TapeGate.' 'Hey, hey Pompeo -...

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President Trump Announces Plan To "Clone Hitler"?

President Donald Trump woke up groggy after a troubled sleep and muttered that he had a new super duper plan for building the biggest bestest superwall ever. The 72 year old serial sexual harasser went on to elaborate that stem cells from Hitler'...

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Trump-Kim Summit to Include Farting Contest

Funny story: Trump-Kim Summit to Include Farting Contest

The summit meeting between Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un is apparently back on, after Dear Leader Kim acceded to one of President Trump's key demands. "I am only too happy to accept President Trump's challenge," announced the Dear Leader in a press...

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Operation Paradise: one of the President’s dreams last Tuesday night

Funny story: Operation Paradise: one of the President’s dreams last Tuesday night

WILL VISIT EARTH. ARRIVING WHITE HOUSE LAWN JUNE 21 1:00 P.M. THIS IS NOT REPEAT NOT THE SECOND COMING. GOD. The message had arrived—in a tweet somehow—and then a second message nearly drove the President into a tantrum. “My God, He’s giving us only three weeks as it is!” God, for His mysterious reasons, was requesting transportation from the stratosphere, just beyond the region of the mo...

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Satan opens sink hole on White House lawn to shorten Trump's daily commute to Hell

Funny story: Satan opens sink hole on White House lawn to shorten Trump's daily commute to Hell

What was originally reported as a geological event has been confirmed as a deliberate action taken by the Prince of Darkness. Satan has confirmed that the sink hole on White House property is actually a direct access point to Hell. "Donny was c...

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Mueller: "Going After Trump Is Like Trying To Shoot A Dyspeptic Anchovy With A Spear Gun"

Funny story: Mueller: "Going After Trump Is Like Trying To Shoot A Dyspeptic Anchovy With A Spear Gun"

BILLINGSGATE POST: Wile E Mueller, after once again having to listen to the echo of the melodious MEEP MEEP! bouncing off the giant arms of the Saguaro cacti that populate the Sonoran Desert, threw his coyote arms up in disgust as he snatched a flee...

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Trump and NRA solve problem of school shootings

President Trump and the National Rifle Association announced at a joint news conference that together they would urge Congress to appropriate $12,800,000,000 to provide every student in the country with a ballistic vest. "It's a win-win situation,...

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President Trump nominated for more prizes

Eighteen republican congressmen and seven republican governors have nominated President Trump to receive the Nobel peace prize. Seventeen republican governors and sixty-two republican congressmen have nominated President Trump for the personal fi...

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Bitter U.S. Political Divide Forces Blood Banks to Classify Samples by Political Affiliation

The task of providing life-saving blood transfusions has always involved the added complication of matching each recipient's blood type and RH factor with a compatible sample of donated blood. Now, due to the ever-growing political divide in the Unit...

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Loony Israeli Rabbi claims Trump is the returning 'Messiah!'

Funny story: Loony Israeli Rabbi claims Trump is the returning 'Messiah!'

Now President Trump has been called many things in his short career, but a head-banging, loony, Israeli Rabbi has topped all of the descriptions of Trump's schizo characteristics, by claiming, "Trump is the return of the Messiah!" Jesus Christ, (...

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Bolton to pilot B-52 squadron over North Korea will parachute down to establish first American base north of the 38th parallel

Funny story: Bolton to pilot B-52 squadron over North Korea will parachute down to establish first American base north of the 38th parallel

National Security Advisor John Bolton has had his way over North Korea’s objections to the current “Maximum Thunder” joint exercises with South Korea. Mr. Bolton insists that scheduling the current exercises despite the North-South Koreas’ recent...

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English to be Added to American Ballots

Sarah Huckabee Sanders announced in a special press conference today that Donald Trump has resolved the ballot language issue with Russian President Vladimir Putin. After months of negotiations and bribery Putin has agreed to add to American election...

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Breaking news…

Inspector General’s Report Is Out

Much like a school report card, the Inspector General’s report is out and James Comey received an F for failure. Who’ve guess? Because he gave the world Donald Trump, he should have received a Z.
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