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Trump Pleased That Media Has Allowed Jamal Khashoggi Murder Case To 'Rest In Peace'

Funny story: Trump Pleased That Media Has Allowed Jamal Khashoggi Murder Case To 'Rest In Peace'

US President, Donald Trump, is reported to be pleased that the media has decided to let the wicked murder of Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, drift from the memories of the public who, initially incensed by the slaying, no longer...

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Trump And God Agree To Disagree

Funny story: Trump And God Agree To Disagree

Supreme Being and Ruler of the Universe, Donald Trump, met its creator, God, this morning in a lively round of discussions on current events, but, as neither was prepared to give ground on key issues, a stalemate was declared, and they adjourned the...

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Trump Bites The Head Off Baby And No One Cares

Funny story: Trump Bites The Head Off Baby And No One Cares

During a press conference this morning, a general feeling of apathy overcame the press corp. One correspondent remarked, "We're in shock. We just can't take any more drama." The president was noticeably irritated by the sight of several report...

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Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Vow To Protect Border

Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Vow To Protect Border

As the seven migrant caravans move ever closer to the US/Mexico border, President Donald Trump received a major boost earlier today, when the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders vowed to 'stand their ground' in the faces of the invaders, and to dance to the...

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Number Of Migrant Caravans Increases To Seven

Funny story: Number Of Migrant Caravans Increases To Seven

Latest reports coming from inside Mexico indicate that there are now seven 'migrant caravans' making their way towards the US border. Exact numbers are not available, but at least two of the groups are estimated at 60,000-strong. All look like the...

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Second Migrant Caravan Has Formed In Mexico

Funny story: Second Migrant Caravan Has Formed In Mexico

US security reports from sources based inside Mexico have, Friday evening, confirmed that a second migrant caravan has formed inside the country, and is making its way north towards the border. Details are, thus far, sketchy, but first impressions...

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Trump gives thanks to himself plus explains MBS as victim of vicious world

Funny story: Trump gives thanks to himself plus explains MBS as victim of vicious world

As the race to the 2020 election begins, Mr. Trump finds himself high in the saddle of world politics, and his own opinion of himself. Yesterday at Thanksgiving in America, Mr. Trump indicated his gratitude to himself for his personal glory. “L...

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President Trump Concludes On 'Concluding'

Funny story: President Trump Concludes On 'Concluding'

US President, Donald Trump, has told anyone still not fed up of listening, that he is not yet satisfied with the impression the public have of him, and will continue doing his utmost until his position has become completely untenable, and he is locke...

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Trump At Thanksgiving: America Is Great Again!

Funny story: Trump At Thanksgiving: America Is Great Again!

President Donald Trump has spoken to the nation declaring in no uncertain terms, that America is great again! Trump, speaking after having gorged himself on a rather large and splendid turkey dinner at the White House, told viewers in a televised...

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Trump pardons turkey. Lifts sanctions on Ankara.

Funny story: Trump pardons turkey. Lifts sanctions on Ankara.

The video of from President Trump forgiving one well-fed turkey on the White House lawns went viral. Trump marked the occasion with a speech saying that forgiving turkeys would make America great. The recipients of the Great Presidential Pardon were...

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Trump Takes A Knee To Saudi Arabia

Funny story: Trump Takes A Knee To Saudi Arabia

Ignoring the intelligence findings of the CIA, Trump took a knee before Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud of Saudi Arabia, suggesting that American resident and Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi’s death was not ordered by the Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman. Lock him up. Lock him up. Read all about it: Trump sells US integrity to Saudi Arabia for thirty pieces of silver. Editor’s note:...

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Elephant in the room sighs and relieves itself over wide expanses in the news studio

Funny story: Elephant in the room sighs and relieves itself over wide expanses in the news studio

Mr. Trump’s Tuesday morning response on the murder of Jamal Khashoggi has led to a special interview in Downtown Brown Studios, key rival to CNN. Downtown Brown’s news anchor Sterling Ballsworthy immediately confirmed the President’s position that...

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Heat waves are caused by mismanagement of sun, confirms White House

Funny story: Heat waves are caused by mismanagement of sun, confirms White House

After solving the mystery of why forest fires happen, the US administration has yet to share its views on the causes of heat waves. The statement hasn’t been issued yet, but we wanted to hear what the officials have to say. An anonymous employee o...

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Trump Offers Time-Saving Advice

After claiming that California forest rangers didn't rake the leaves on the forest floor well enough top prevent massive fires in multiple locations, like they supposedly do in Norway, President Trump has offered up additional helpful hints to make t...

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Scientific Community Makes One Last Attempt to Cure Trump

Funny story: Scientific Community Makes One Last Attempt to Cure Trump

Science Town, USA Scientists gathered together today, a much smaller crew than the ones who originally gathered a year and 8 months ago met and discussed ways to cure narcissism. "If anything, he's gotten worse. He actually thinks his kids, especi...

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Plot To Khashoggi CNN’s Jim Acosta Disrupted By Slim Everdingle And Dirty Trick

Funny story: Plot To Khashoggi CNN’s Jim Acosta Disrupted By Slim Everdingle And Dirty Trick

BILLINGSGATE POST: What could go wrong? Fifteen Saudis, inconspicuously dressed in white dishdashas and sporting keffiyehs, disembarked from a private jet which flew in and landed under the radar at a little used landing strip on the Eastern Shore...

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Wolfe: no longer WHCA's comedienne in sheep's clothing

Funny story: Wolfe: no longer WHCA's comedienne in sheep's clothing

D-list has-been “comedienne” Michelle Wolfe, who was born, some say, in Hershey Highway, Pennsylvania, in a back alley between a brothel and a homeless campsite, is incensed (or “pissed,” as she says) that the White House Correspondents Association (...

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Trump to issue rakes to the armed forces and National Guard

Funny story: Trump to issue rakes to the armed forces and National Guard

President Donald Trump this afternoon used his position as Commander-in-Chief to order the issue of 3 million rakes to all US service personnel, including the National Guard. Trump explained "I was talking last week to the Queen of Australia, Ange...

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Trump Family Publishes List of Places They Will Build New Trump Hotels

Coincidentally, they are all located in countries with no extradition treaty with the U.S.
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