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Funny story: Meatpacking District condo stay for Dominique Strauss-Kahn?

Meatpacking District condo stay for Dominique Strauss-Kahn?

New York - An apartment straddling the top floor of a bijou Italianate/Greek Revival-style former abattoir is tipped to shelter the beleaguered ex-IMF CEO, a Manhattan source said today. The plush co-op building is slap bang in the middle of the h...

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Funny story: International Monetary Fund candidate race hots up

International Monetary Fund candidate race hots up

With the retirement of Dominique Strauss-Kahn as head of the IMF as a result of chambermaid stress, the race is on for a replacement. While the most qualified successor seems to be financier Sir Fred Shred Bankruuin, because of his incredibly succ...

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Funny story: Strauss-Kahn attacks a West African Ape

Strauss-Kahn attacks a West African Ape

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the head of the International Monetary Fund, was arrested at JFK airport in New York accused of attacking a West African gorilla at the Bronx Zoo. He was on an Air France flight and was removed by two officers working for t...

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Funny story: Time Not Right For Brown, Say Millions of Financial Experts

Time Not Right For Brown, Say Millions of Financial Experts

Financial commentators from all corners of the globe have united in expressing that the time is not right for former Prime Minister Gordon Brown to be considered for the IMF job vacated by Dominique Strauss-Kahn. Some have stated that Brown is sti...

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Funny story: Homeless in NYC: DSK Reduced to Taking Room in YMCA , Harlem Residents 'can't wait!'

Homeless in NYC: DSK Reduced to Taking Room in YMCA , Harlem Residents 'can't wait!'

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the IMF Pariah suffering from Priapism, was forced to take a room at the YMCA after several exclusive rental apartments and Manhattan Co-ops refused to put the French Dandy up, no matter what the price. DSK was faced wit...

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Funny story: IMF Head Strauss-Kahn Engaged to Rikers Inmate

IMF Head Strauss-Kahn Engaged to Rikers Inmate

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, who heads the International Monetary Fund and, until a few days ago, was likely to be the Socialist Party candidate for president of France, has announced his engagement to Heebie Longfellow, an inmate at New York's Rikers Isl...

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Funny story: DSK signs million-dollar deal with publisher for hotel guide book

DSK signs million-dollar deal with publisher for hotel guide book

Disgraced Dominique Strauss-Kahn, currently a guest of the United States government, has signed a $1 million book deal with a major American publishing company. The former IMF head and French presidential hopeful is to write a guide book on hotel...

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Funny story: Shock French Poll: 70% of Socialists Claim DSK Framed! Only 30% Refuse to be 'Arsed!"

Shock French Poll: 70% of Socialists Claim DSK Framed! Only 30% Refuse to be 'Arsed!"

In a shocking new opinion poll taken in Paris, 57% of respondents think charges of Sodomy against former IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn are contrived, including 70% of those admitting to being Socialists. DSK, seen as the front runner in the el...

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Funny story: Dominique Strauss-Kahn 'to call UK Justice Secretary Ken Clarke as a character witness'?

Dominique Strauss-Kahn 'to call UK Justice Secretary Ken Clarke as a character witness'?

New York - His sex crime views are the stuff of misogynist rapture amid a mounting press furor. Today a groundswell of pubic opinion is backing Clarke to take the stand supporting the beleaguered IMF ex-CEO. "Ken would make an ideal expert witn...

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Funny story: Bug-eyed massive-breasted Beckham accuser Irma Nici wades in on D$K

Bug-eyed massive-breasted Beckham accuser Irma Nici wades in on D$K

New York - The Bosnian tramp at the core of widely discredited sex video smears against footballer David Beckham has yet to reveal her Daily $mearer interview fee. However her red top rant published today daubing Dominique Strauss-Kahn a 'rough an...

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Funny story: At Last, A Banker Is Arrested For Screwing the Public... Dominique Strauss-Kahn's Top Six Alibis

At Last, A Banker Is Arrested For Screwing the Public... Dominique Strauss-Kahn's Top Six Alibis

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the head of the International Monetary Fund, was arrested in New York this week for allegedly raping a chambermaid in his hotel room. It looks like the IMF chief's visit to America is going to be a long one because these are the best alibis that the lawyers came up with: 1. Was auditioning housekeepers for his friend Arnold Schwarzenegger. 2. Goes crazy when he h...

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Funny story: DSK Moved to Rikers Medical Ward Suffering from Priapism: Erection Now in 2nd Day!

DSK Moved to Rikers Medical Ward Suffering from Priapism: Erection Now in 2nd Day!

Dominique Strauss-Kahn (DSK) under a suicide watch at Posh Rikers Island, was rushed into the emergency ward of the criminal holding center after his erection continued into the second day of his custody on sodomy and rape charges. "It's Priapism...

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Funny story: IMF And Dundee United Keen On Swop Deal

IMF And Dundee United Keen On Swop Deal

The International Monetary Foundation and Scottish Premier League outfit Dundee United are locked in negotiations in an attempt to arrange a swop of their star men. The IMF's chairman and leading light Dominique Strauss-Kahn is currently in Rykers...

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Funny story: 'Croak' Park two-finger crop circle says The End Is Nigh

'Croak' Park two-finger crop circle says The End Is Nigh

Dublin - A geometrically fiendish crop circle depicting a classic 'Up Yours' V-sign has appeared on the pitch at Dublin's Croak (sic) Park. It emerged from the nethers just as the Queen arrived to gawp at the scene of the 1920 Bloody Sunday massac...

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Funny story: International Bank for Deconstruction & Embezzlement CEO 'may be next' IMF warns

International Bank for Deconstruction & Embezzlement CEO 'may be next' IMF warns

London - Shadowy world government string-pullers behind global money scams 'may all be potential pervs'. That's the message from Interpol as it starts reviewing appointment procedures favoring dodgy megabux fatcats for highly dubious international...

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Funny story: Was Singing Nun who recorded 'Dominique' the birth mother of IMF CEO Strauss-Khan?

Was Singing Nun who recorded 'Dominique' the birth mother of IMF CEO Strauss-Khan?

Belgium - In a promising week for international conspiracy theories the Singing Nun's emergence as the possible mother of Dominique Strauss-Khan has not seen anyone batting so much as an eyelid. But the former nun's 1963 smash hit 'Dominique' may...

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Funny story: Chambermaids, Skeletons, Graft and Wide Stances

Chambermaids, Skeletons, Graft and Wide Stances

Haven't we witnessed enough examples of indiscretion, corruption and poor judgment to know that we should stop putting public figures up on a pedestal? Should we really take what they say at face value or should we finally question everything? Haven't we learned yet that those who seem to take the hardest line (for or against) a particular lifestyle, religious viewpoint, or political position ar...

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