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Funny story: Country Music Shocker! Dolly Parton Getting Divorced

Country Music Shocker! Dolly Parton Getting Divorced

WATERLOO, Iowa - Dolly Parton, 66, showed that she can still sing with the best of them as she performed to a standing room only crowd at The Crop Rotation Convention Center in Waterloo. Parton performed all of her hits including "Jolene," "I Will...

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Funny story: Shakira and Dolly Parton To Record An Album To Be Titled "Hips & Nips"

Shakira and Dolly Parton To Record An Album To Be Titled "Hips & Nips"

LA PAZ, Bolivia - Shakira, AKA "The Colombian Firecracker" performed before a sold-out crowd of 17,903 at The Inca Dinka Doo Coliseum. Afterwards she met backstage with a member of Boli-News, the official entertainment news agency of Bolivia. S...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton Injures Herself Filming a Pogo Stick Commercial

Dolly Parton Injures Herself Filming a Pogo Stick Commercial

LOS ANGELES - Dolly Parton, the Queen of Country Music, was recently rushed to Our Lady of The Silver Screen Hospital in Los Angeles. According to Pia Confetti of the El Lay Informer Ms. Parton was in the process of filming a pogo stick commercial...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton Says Simon Cowell Has Asked Her To Take Paula Abdul's Place As a Judge On "X-Factor"

Dolly Parton Says Simon Cowell Has Asked Her To Take Paula Abdul's Place As a Judge On "X-Factor"

NASHVILLE - Country music icon Dolly Parton and her extremely private husband Carl Thomas Dean had just finished having dinner at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse and were walking to their truck when they were approached by a reporter for Yip...

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Funny story: One Of The Greatest Singers of All Time Whitney Houston Has Checked Herself Into A Rehab Clinic For An "Ego Addiction"

One Of The Greatest Singers of All Time Whitney Houston Has Checked Herself Into A Rehab Clinic For An "Ego Addiction"

LOS ANGELES - The latest celebrity to check into the world famous Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic is Whitney Houston. The singer who had a mega hit with the Dolly Parton penned "I Will Always Love You" has recently been on a roller coaster ride...

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Funny story: The Dancing With The Stars 'Results Show' - Talk Show Host Wendy Williams And Her "Girls" Heading Back To New York City

The Dancing With The Stars 'Results Show' - Talk Show Host Wendy Williams And Her "Girls" Heading Back To New York City

HOLLYWOOD - After receiving the lowest scores of the year, Wendy Williams, aka "The Biggun" was the second celebrity dancer to be eliminated from this year's edition of Dancing With The Stars. Williams' professional partner, Tony "My Chest Hurts L...

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Funny story: In A Shocking Development Heidi Montag's Wax Museum Figure Is Found To Be 80 Percent Plastic!

In A Shocking Development Heidi Montag's Wax Museum Figure Is Found To Be 80 Percent Plastic!

LONDON - The curator for London's premier Wax Museum has just issued a press release regarding their latest wax figure. Tickety Boo News has reported the shocking story that the wax figure of American reality show participant Heidi Montag, unlike...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton Finally Admits That She Did Indeed Have Breast Reduction Surgery But Only On One Breast

Dolly Parton Finally Admits That She Did Indeed Have Breast Reduction Surgery But Only On One Breast

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - Country music twin icon Dolly Parton performed before a sell-out crowd in Green Bay, who bravely braved the minus 17 degree weather to attend the concert at The Box of Snowballs Auditorium . Parton who one could clearly see...

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Funny story: TSA Agent Embarrassed After Checking Dolly Parton at Nashville Airport

TSA Agent Embarrassed After Checking Dolly Parton at Nashville Airport

Singer Dolly Parton came out from where she had just spent almost half an hour being checked by an eighteen-year-old new TSA agent that had delayed the flight. "It was the funniest thing ever", she told fellow passengers who were a little uptight...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton Hurts Herself Jumping Rope!

Dolly Parton Hurts Herself Jumping Rope!

Dolly Parton, taking advantage to be outside on a warm day for December, was showing several young fans in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee how she used to jump rope as a kid by taking the rope they were using and trying hard to skip while singing. "My dog...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton Accidentally Smothers Old Man On Bench With Her Boobs

Dolly Parton Accidentally Smothers Old Man On Bench With Her Boobs

Singer/ actress/humanitarian Dolly Parton, the pride of East Tennessee, was in tears yesterday as Sevier County Sheriff Wade Henry had to take her in for questioning. "This is the saddest day of my life", stated the tearful Dolly. "You know I neve...

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Funny story: Hulk Hogan Never Participated In A Menage-A-Trois With Heidi Montag and Oksana Grigorieva

Hulk Hogan Never Participated In A Menage-A-Trois With Heidi Montag and Oksana Grigorieva

MISSOULA, Montana - Hulk Hogan was in Missoula where he had been named the Grand Marshal of The 97th Annual Missoula Buffalo Branding and Denutting Festival and Parade. Hogan, AKA Terry Bollea, who was dressed in a yellow and red tuxedo, stood out...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Consults Dolly Parton Over Small Boobs

Taylor Swift Consults Dolly Parton Over Small Boobs

Taylor Swift, who has been more than a little concerned about her boobs, or lack of boobs, lately has asked the Boob Lady herself, Dolly Parton for advice. The two met backstage at the Country Music Awards this week and when Taylor saw Dolly, she...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton, Spokeswoman For The 2010 National Breast Appreciation Day Has Banned Heidi Montag From Participating In The Event's Festivities

Dolly Parton, Spokeswoman For The 2010 National Breast Appreciation Day Has Banned Heidi Montag From Participating In The Event's Festivities

TERRE HAUTE, Indiana - Dolly Parton was in town visiting an old high school girlfriend when she was asked about this years National Breast Appreciation Day which will take place on September 20. Parton, who is definitely qualified to be the spokes...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Ruled Underqualified To Be Spokeswoman For International Breast Appreciation Day; Dolly Parton Hired Again

Taylor Swift Ruled Underqualified To Be Spokeswoman For International Breast Appreciation Day; Dolly Parton Hired Again

Dolly Parton will once again serve as the Celebrity Spokeswoman for International Breast Appreciation Day on September 20th. Dolly was hired as a last minute fill-in for the role (she announced her retirement last year) after new Spokeswoman Taylor...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton Suffers Whiplash As Boobs Knocker Out!

Dolly Parton Suffers Whiplash As Boobs Knocker Out!

Dolly Parton was at Dollywood this past weekend to introduce a new tide that takes you on an up and down track like a car going over small hills in the highway. Now most people would feel one thrill after another as the hills got more perpendicul...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Adds A Vuvuzela Player To Her Band

Taylor Swift Adds A Vuvuzela Player To Her Band

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift has just received the coveted Country Music's Sweet Award. This award is presented by country music's number one publication Country Twang Magazine. Last year's winner Carrie Underwood presented the "Sweety" to 19-year-old...

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