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Funny story: Do-It-Yourself Dollars program created to stimulate the US economy

Do-It-Yourself Dollars program created to stimulate the US economy

Washington, DC -- The US Treasury Department is introducing a program designed to stimulate the US economy from the bottom up. Called "Do-It-Yourself Dollars," the effort provides software American taxpayers can use to print their own cash. "Now,...

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Funny story: Desperate Obama Seeks Advice from Gordon "Goldfinger" Brown on Liquidation of Gold Reserves!

Desperate Obama Seeks Advice from Gordon "Goldfinger" Brown on Liquidation of Gold Reserves!

Barry Obama, faced with the reality of an economic catastrophe which could cause him to be a one term President, initiated a crisis management call to former UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown seeking liquidity and re election advice. (Ed. Note: you...

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Funny story: Nuclear experts confounded

Nuclear experts confounded

Tokyo - Speech expert Dr. Hotseetanuka is alarmed today at the sudden onset of stuttering that is afflicting "Nuclear Experts". Many such "experts" are being consulted today with regards to the nuclear catastrophe here. Surprisingly, they are sud...

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Funny story: Megan Fox in Thong May Save the U.S. Dollar!

Megan Fox in Thong May Save the U.S. Dollar!

News out of Hollywood and Washington is that a new dollar bill that will feature sexy actress Megan Fox will replace the one with George Washington until the United States debt can be paid. "With the US dollar getting lower by the day and the US g...

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Funny story: US President Barack Obama unveils plans for $7.2 trillion (£4.5 trillion) mega-deficits to bankrupt the USA

US President Barack Obama unveils plans for $7.2 trillion (£4.5 trillion) mega-deficits to bankrupt the USA

Washington DC, USA: US President Barack Obama unveiling plans for $7.2 trillion (£4.5 trillion) of deficit spending over the next decade, will test the bond markets with mega-deficits, whilst making little attempt to control the spiralling costs of...

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Funny story: China Dumps The Dollar

China Dumps The Dollar

Wall Street was in a panic early this morning when news leaked out from the People's Republic of China that the people there were dumping the United States dollar by the millions! "We have too many dollars", stated one Hung Long. "Five trillion an...

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Funny story: Canadian Man With Life-Like Looking Silicone Doll Arrested For Assault and Battery

Canadian Man With Life-Like Looking Silicone Doll Arrested For Assault and Battery

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - David Hockey a 57-year-old Canadian man recently vacationed down in sunny Mexico with one of his seven life-like looking silicone dolls named Bianca. Hockey, who says that his wife, who is a real biological woman, said tha...

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Funny story: US Treasury Forced to buy more North Korean Counterfeit Notes as 1.1B New Bills Flawed!

US Treasury Forced to buy more North Korean Counterfeit Notes as 1.1B New Bills Flawed!

After spending $120M to print brand new 'counterfeit proof' new $100 notes at twice the old price, the Treasury was forced to admit today they were scrapping all 1.1 Billion of them due to a printing error! The error was not caught during the tre...

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Funny story: US Treasury Unveils Redesigned $100 Bill

US Treasury Unveils Redesigned $100 Bill

Standing proudly about as if they had done something, US Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke, Treasurer of the US Rosie Rios, and US Secret Service Deputy Director Keith Prewitt, today unveiled America's newest...

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Funny story: Chinese warned not to try to keep US currency

Chinese warned not to try to keep US currency

WASHINGTON DC - The Federal Reserve issued a warning through a special courier to me for world-wide publication to China, "Do not attempt to keep our currency". As the note handed to me stated: US currency is the property of the United States G...

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Funny story: Bernanke announces top ten new ways to stimulate the economy

Bernanke announces top ten new ways to stimulate the economy

WASHINGTON DC - Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke announced to a small disparate pool of reporters today that due to the weak U.S. economy and labor market a new ten prong approach to placing money in the hands of Joe the Six-pack will be impleme...

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Funny story: Obambi to issue new currency on Hitler's Birthday

Obambi to issue new currency on Hitler's Birthday

BEJING China - Upon his arrival in China this evening, according to my source Noyen Tubuyca, Obambi declared that the US Treasury would issue its own currency independent of the Federal Reserve, the country of China, and the Bilberberg cabal. The...

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Funny story: Tainted dollars recalled on swine flu contamination fears

Tainted dollars recalled on swine flu contamination fears

WASHINGTON DC - The Federal government, according to my confidential source in the White House, is about to recall all paper currency after a study by scientist Dr. Tim Gaferinioti concluded that paper currency in the United States is contaminated wi...

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Funny story: US to convert currency from Dollar to Obamar

US to convert currency from Dollar to Obamar

In a nod to the extremely popular President Obama, the US Treasury department has announced today that it will begin phasing out the Dollar from circulation as the main currency beginning October 2009. To replace the dollar, a new currency "Obamar...

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Funny story: Bilderberg to squash dollar then push Special Drawing Rights

Bilderberg to squash dollar then push Special Drawing Rights

LONDON, England - The WSJ retracts the report that the Amero will replace the US Dollar, Peso and Canadian Dollar on April 1. The WSJ seems to be a victim of a cruel April Fool's day joke! They were fooled by TheSpoof.com! U.S.A. Today clears up...

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Funny story: Requiem for the Dollar planned for G20

Requiem for the Dollar planned for G20

BUCKINGHAM PALACE, England - The Queen sent me an email with some stunning news today. The story follows. I'm keeping some of the intimate details secret. After spending several hours in the Queen's boudoir, President Obama has traded in his Ame...

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Funny story: Geithner Considers Abandoning The Dollar: AIG Bonuses Paid in Bahts?

Geithner Considers Abandoning The Dollar: AIG Bonuses Paid in Bahts?

Washington,DC/ Impaired Political News - Adopting a Siege Mentality, searching for anyway out, Secretary of the Treasury Tim Geithner acknowledged he is looking for a universal currency to replace The Dollar, long the benchmark of a stable world econ...

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