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The Federal Govenment Issues A Warning To Smokers Who Smoke Those 12-Inch Cigars

Funny story: The Federal Govenment Issues A Warning To Smokers Who Smoke Those 12-Inch Cigars

WASHINGTON, D.C. - After consulting with several doctors who treat smokers, the US government has issued a warning regarding cigars. The warning actually is addressed to those men and in some rare instances women, who smoke those 12-inch cigars su...

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Women Don't Understand Man's Preoccupation With Sex

Funny story: Women Don't Understand Man's Preoccupation With Sex

Dr. Larry Fudd says that most women do not understand why men are so fascinated with their body parts. "It's amazing to me that we aren't worse than we already are", he told Doctors Magazine. "I don't agree with that flog Freud...that Fraud Floyd.

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Professor Given Five Million Dollars To Study Immortality

Funny story: Professor Given Five Million Dollars To Study Immortality

The Massie Rockefeller Foundation has awarded a $5 million grant to Steve Martin Windgate, distinguished professor of philosophy at the University of California at Riverside in Nevada, to undertake a rigorous examination of a wide range of issues rel...

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Area Man Chokes To Death On Doughnut Hole

Funny story: Area Man Chokes To Death On Doughnut Hole

Nafus, Illinois: Local resident Robert Reeves dropped dead as a hammer after running from 'The Do-Nut Shack' on Ohio Street all the way to the Casino Boat and into the lobby. Mr. Reeves was pronounced dead by at least a dozen doctors who had a con...

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Doctors Are Thrilled With The Brand New iCamera 9000

Funny story: Doctors Are Thrilled With The Brand New iCamera 9000

CHICAGO - The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has just announced an exciting new breakthrough in the medical world. The Apricot Company which is based in Tarzana, California has just placed on the market the new iCamera 9000. A spokesperson f...

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Justin Bieber Has Been Prescribed Female Hormone Pills

Funny story: Justin Bieber Has Been Prescribed Female Hormone Pills

BEVERLY HILLS, California - The highly troubled Canadian singer, Justin Bieber traveled to Beverly Hills to consult with a doctor who specializes in female hormones. Bieber was told by a close friend that his problem of acting like he's some tough...

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Whipped Cream Makes For a Gentler Face Lift say Experts

Funny story: Whipped Cream Makes For a Gentler Face Lift say Experts

BEVERLEY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - Dr. Fleming and Dr. Mayer, Top Rated Plastic Surgeon experts who have worked at the Beverly Hills Institute for 25 years, announced today they have developed a new additive for face and body work. "We are now adding...

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Justin Bieber Having Trouble Over Intimacy With Doctor

Funny story: Justin Bieber Having Trouble Over Intimacy With Doctor

"I don't know if something happened to me in early childhood or what but I cannot stand getting a physical every year...but I guess I must", he told a friend while back at home. The friend stated that he knew the feeling as he was the same way wit...

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Woman Confesses She Didn't Have Orgasm Three Solid Hours!

Funny story: Woman Confesses She Didn't Have Orgasm Three Solid Hours!

After receiving news from the hospital that there wasn't anything unusual about their lab work that caused the three hour orgasm, the couple finally admitted that she had faked it for another woman on a video (she was an actress) and the guy was an a...

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Nina Dobrev Sues Hollywood Doctor After Colonoscopy

Funny story: Nina Dobrev Sues Hollywood Doctor After Colonoscopy

Since spies and vampires seem to be the hot items these days, now we seem to be getting them both in a Hollywood Lawsuit launched by an attorney for actress Nina Dobrev. According to her lawyer, like others in Hollywood, she went to an unnamed doc...

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Lots of Sh*t Going Down: U.S. Government - Be Warned!!!

Funny story: Lots of Sh*t Going Down: U.S. Government - Be Warned!!!

An unnamed doctor has told the press (he wore a mask) that the United States government has ordered that every doctor suggest a rectal exam to all patients at their offices. "Then they give this little device to push up their rear ends so that the...

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Tears grow for kissing teenager

Doctors are concerned about a 16-year-old girl who has been crying profusely every time she kisses someone. At first, when Wendy Wetkiss started kissing people properly, only a few small tears would run down her cheeks. But recently her tears have...

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British experts warn of rise in genital cosmetic surgery

Funny story: British experts warn of rise in genital cosmetic surgery

British gynaecologists warned today that increasing numbers of men, teenage girls and women are undergoing genital cosmetic surgery, driven in part by unrealistic images of how they should look based on pornography and today's freak artists. "I g...

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I Was Taking Advantage of During Brain Surgery

Funny story: I Was Taking Advantage of During Brain Surgery

A patient at a Las Vegas Hospital is suing them for over a million dollars after she charged them with "taking advantage of her" while she was undergoing brain surgery. "They didn't know that I was awake during the whole time. All that stuff they...

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Jerry Seinfeld Suffers Back Injury

Funny story: Jerry Seinfeld Suffers Back Injury

Late today it was reported that Comedian Jerry Seinfeld tripped over a stage prop while practicing for a show in Las Vegas and was rushed to a hospital emergency room with a muscle pull in his back.. Bob Hatters, who was also in the emergency room...

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Who Needs a Medical Doctor When Brother Benny's In Town?

Funny story: Who Needs a Medical Doctor When Brother Benny's In Town?

LAREDO, Texas - The whole ordeal was so surreal it was psychedelic and otherworldly. Pastor Benny Hinn's Everything's Bigger in Texas maxi-ministry tour knocked me off my crutches while it catapulted others out of their wheelchairs and off their life...

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The doctor is in…take a number!

It is 2:45 pm and you take a number, look at the "health news" on the TV screen, look for something to read and settle on a 2003 Newsweek. You look at your fellow sick people and wish you weren't here. They look at you and you see them thinking, "Why does he bother!" One by one they go in. I am called back to the receptionist desk to show my Medicare and Humana card, I try to make a few pleasantr...

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The Gynecologist and The Slot Machine

Funny story: The Gynecologist and The Slot Machine

MILWAUKEE - A Wisconsin gynecologist named Dr. Ashburn B. Bixbocker has found a novel way to increase his sagging number of patients. The Milwaukee doctor consulted a consulting firm and he was told to install a slot machine in his waiting room.

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