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Funny story: Total Wipeout Returns - Praise For BBC From TV Repair Man

Total Wipeout Returns - Praise For BBC From TV Repair Man

Viewers throughout the UK were eagerly anticipating the return of two quality Saturday programmes today. Season six of Doctor Who was scheduled to resume after its US-style mid-season break. But, more importantly, Total Wipeout was set to return w...

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Funny story: Chiswick invaded by Daleks

Chiswick invaded by Daleks

Geek Porn films are proud to announce a strictly limited event celebrating the Dalek invasion of Turnham Green. A private screening of a rare and controversial film will be shown at The Doctor Who Convention which takes place at the Gerorge 1V com...

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Funny story: Doctor Who Fans Horrified by Glitzy New Torchwood

Doctor Who Fans Horrified by Glitzy New Torchwood

Dr Who fans have been left traumatized by the new Torchwood format. They say Torchwood's script writers have been corrupted by big cash and they are terrified the same thing will happen to Dr Who. The new series of Torchwood hit the air last Th...

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Funny story: Ministry of Intelligence finally reveals what happened to MI1, MI2, MI3 and MI4

Ministry of Intelligence finally reveals what happened to MI1, MI2, MI3 and MI4

Harry Shepherd (an alias), the minister for intelligence - an incredibly secret post within the government - has emerged from the shadows under intense scrutiny to reveal why MI5 and MI6 are not called MI1 and MI2. "You see," said Shepherd (not hi...

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Funny story: 'Doctor Who' bollards are dropped

'Doctor Who' bollards are dropped

Plans for Dr. Who-shaped bollards outside a primary school are rejected by parents who described them as 'scary'. The makers of the bollards said they remained "proud" of them. MD Mike Reepygran told us, "Plymouth City Council came to us saying th...

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Funny story: National Grid Cuts Price of Electricity Tonight

National Grid Cuts Price of Electricity Tonight

Following the shocking discovery that both Doctor Who and Britain's Got Talent finished its runs last week, the National Grid admits it has overstocked on domestic electricity. The Grid has been required over previous weeks to provide extra capaci...

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Funny story: David Tennant and Catherine Tate In "Much Ado About Nothing" - "Bloody Disgrace!"

David Tennant and Catherine Tate In "Much Ado About Nothing" - "Bloody Disgrace!"

A storm is brewing over a performance of Shakespeare's classic comedy Much Ado About Nothing featuring TV favourites David Tennant and Catherine Tate. Tennant and Tate appear as the bickering couple Benedick and Beatrice, who are "tricked" into an...

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Funny story: Daleks 'Unhappy' With Treatment From Dr Who Producer

Daleks 'Unhappy' With Treatment From Dr Who Producer

The Daleks, famous adversaries for many a Dr Who over the decades, have spoken out over their apparent snub from executive producer Steven Moffat. Talking openly in that voice they do, Davros, leader of the Daleks was mystified as to why they were...

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Funny story: Dr Who Fans say "Next Doctor, Please. Matt Smith has Gone Too Far."

Dr Who Fans say "Next Doctor, Please. Matt Smith has Gone Too Far."

A survey of 2000 Dr Who fans has revealed that they have very grave concerns about the current Dr Who. They find him unbelievable and not very in keeping with the traditions of previous Dr Who's. They also believe he's an actor. And not a proper...

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Funny story: Doctor Who Latest Mystery: What Happened To Pond's Legs?

Doctor Who Latest Mystery: What Happened To Pond's Legs?

As excitement mounts in anticipation of the new series of Doctor Who this evening, fans fear the show will be missing a vital element. Sidekick Amy Pond's legs. The leggy redhead's pins have become a feature of the time-travelling adventures. B...

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Funny story: Doctor Who's Mid-Season Break - TV Repair Man Accuses BBC Of US Style Scheduling

Doctor Who's Mid-Season Break - TV Repair Man Accuses BBC Of US Style Scheduling

Doctor Who returns to the UK's screens this Saturday but fans are warned not to settle in for a 13-week series of adventures featuring the Time Lord and his pals. The BBC plans to show seven episodes from this week and the remaining six in the aut...

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Funny story: Dr Who marries his daughter!

Dr Who marries his daughter!

In a bizarre turn of events, it has emerged that David Tennant, who played the 10th Doctor Who is to get married to the daughter of Peter Davidson, who played the 5th Doctor Who. In effect, he is marrying his own daughter. One would ask the question: "is it legal?" Although legend has it that Oedipus married his own mother, it has never been a serious issue before. Indeed, there have been no ca...

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Funny story: US version of Doctor Who planned

US version of Doctor Who planned

Doctor Who maybe one of the stalwarts of British television and a national institution, but plans are afoot for a US version of the show. The new version, with the working title 'Dr Who USA' will air on BBC America in the spring. A pilot episode is c...

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Funny story: Doctor Who Warned Of Cybermen Attack Says Beware 20/10/2010

Doctor Who Warned Of Cybermen Attack Says Beware 20/10/2010

London - (Red Alert): A top numerology buff said today that Wednesday's apocalyptic 20/10/2010 date bears all the hallmarks of a planned cybermen attack. Royal Freak Hospital's Professor of Cyberology Dr Einstein Flintstone has warned the governme...

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Funny story: New Doctor Who Will Be Plank Of Wood

New Doctor Who Will Be Plank Of Wood

As fans get excited and wet their nappies about the upcoming christmas special I, Marcus Battenburg, can reveal the identity of the actor that is set to repace Matt "Result of a mating session between the Elephant Man & a Duck" Smith in 2012.

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Funny story: Doctor Who to have sex

Doctor Who to have sex

He has travelled the length and breadth of the universe - in a variety of regenerations and in all sorts of dimensions. But one thing has always eluded the Timelord, Doctor Who - and that is getting his end away. He has worked with the universe's...

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Funny story: Totalitarian Timelord Enrages 'Doctor Who' Enthusiasts

Totalitarian Timelord Enrages 'Doctor Who' Enthusiasts

Doctor Who fans were baffled last night as the BBC mistakenly broadcast an edited episode intended for the Chinese market. Fans' forums erupted in futile despair as what seemed like a tense, well-crafted allegory for the potential of human endeavo...

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