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Funny story: Heidi Montag Angrily Denies Joan Rivers Claim That She's A Closet Lesbian

Heidi Montag Angrily Denies Joan Rivers Claim That She's A Closet Lesbian

TUBA CITY, Arizona - Heidi Montag was visiting the world famous Grand Canyon in Arizona before President Obama sells it to a group of rich North Korean investors. She was dressed in a brand new Daisy Duke outfit that she said she had been given by...

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Funny story: Disneyland Dress Code: If It Doesn't Fit, Do Not Sit, Just Get Up, And Sue The Pants & Hijab Off and/or On The Evildoers and Their Little Magical Empire, Too!

Disneyland Dress Code: If It Doesn't Fit, Do Not Sit, Just Get Up, And Sue The Pants & Hijab Off and/or On The Evildoers and Their Little Magical Empire, Too!

ANAHEIM - Another week like the one just passed, and it won't just be the usual bunch of Disneyland faithful - wide-eyed out-of-towners wearing hats that'll never sit atop a warm head ever again; loyally committed Southern No-Cal folk who have turned...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough Go To Disneyland and Cheryl Gets Goosed by Goofy

Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough Go To Disneyland and Cheryl Gets Goosed by Goofy

ANAHEIM - Cheryl Cole and her boyfriend Derek Hough spent an afternoon at Disneyland and had a great time. The gorgeously sexy looking Cheryl remarked at how many different attractions the amusement park had. A little six-year-old fan went up to h...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth Visits Disneyland and Gets Goosed By Donald Duck

Queen Elizabeth Visits Disneyland and Gets Goosed By Donald Duck

ANAHEIM, California - Queen Elizabeth, 84, but who really doesn't look a day over 82, visited the world famous Disneyland Amusement Park with her English Royal Entourage of 129 people. Earlier in the day her Majesty had addressed the United Nation...

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Funny story: The New MARVELous Disneyland!

The New MARVELous Disneyland!

Anaheim, California - All aboard, fellow consumer-whores! Get ready to tarnish Walt Disney's lifework and decimate childhood heroes in one quick stroke with The New MARVELous Disneyland! Ever imagine Mickey Mouse, Goofy, and Donald Duck awkwardly thrown alongside Marvel's Spiderman, Flash, and The Hulk for purely financial gain? Neither did Walt Disney! Too distracted by art and creation t...

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Funny story: Newest Disneyland To Be In Washington, D.C.

Newest Disneyland To Be In Washington, D.C.

It was announced that the latest theme park will be built in Washington, D.C. Washington was chosen because there is already a strong sense of living in a fantasy world there. Spokesman Goofieson stated "We feel that people in the D.C. area a...

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Funny story: Walt Disney Wakes up

Walt Disney Wakes up

A male cleaner at the Cryogenics Laboratory (Disneyland University, Florida) is recovering in intensive care tonight after being scared half to death by none other than Walt Disney, the famous animator and deer hunter. The man, known affectionatel...

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Funny story: French Garrison surrenders to group of Norwegian school children

French Garrison surrenders to group of Norwegian school children

There were scenes of pandemonium and chaos outside Disneyland last night when a garrison of French soldiers stationed there surrendered to a coach-load of Norwegian school children on their way back from seeing Mickey Mouse and his friends.

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Funny story: Disneyland Coming to Baghdad, To Offer Exciting Rides and Shooting Galleries

Disneyland Coming to Baghdad, To Offer Exciting Rides and Shooting Galleries

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Disneyland will be coming to Baghdad soon, offering visitors a multi-million dollar entertainment complex on a 50 acre lot adjacent to the Green Zone.

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Funny story: All Hail OC Chairman Mickey Mao; Disneyland proposes new "You're Not the Boss of Me" city ordinance before the Anaheim City Council

All Hail OC Chairman Mickey Mao; Disneyland proposes new "You're Not the Boss of Me" city ordinance before the Anaheim City Council

Anaheim, California - Darkness once again dawns on the not so distant horizon. A stone's throw away, arising as always from where you would least expect it, this time the "Happiest Place on Earth." In the latest example of Orange County...

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Funny story: FDIC Offers Chihuahua Giveaway and Free Trips to Disneyland and Las Vegas

FDIC Offers Chihuahua Giveaway and Free Trips to Disneyland and Las Vegas

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - The Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) is now offering additional bonuses to depositors who have lost their life savings as US banks fail and as they receive minimal deposit insurance under new FDIC rules. Meanwhil...

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Funny story: Ashley Tisdale could live in Disneyland

Ashley Tisdale could live in Disneyland

Pretty socialite Ashley Tisdale gave an inspirational speech on why she lives in a real Disneyland and in fact is the only one that can afford to go to Milan:...

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Funny story: Florida Theme Park Bans Children

Florida Theme Park Bans Children

Orlando, Florida (IPP) - A popular theme park in Florida has decided to ban children from its parks. Only adults 18 years old or older will be admitted from now on.

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Funny story: California Adventure gets One Billion Dollars for new controversial rides: "I-5 Fiery Tunnel of Death" and the "California Wildfire Adventure" ride

California Adventure gets One Billion Dollars for new controversial rides: "I-5 Fiery Tunnel of Death" and the "California Wildfire Adventure" ride

Anaheim, California - Disney executives confirmed today that they would be spending one billion dollars on the fairly new California Adventure, built in the parking lot adjacent to Disneyland in Anaheim, California. The amount is more than what it or...

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Funny story: Theme park reinstates shark fin soup on menu

Theme park reinstates shark fin soup on menu

(Hong Kong, China) Bowing under pressure from Chinese tourists, the newest Asian theme park has reneged on a deal with animal rights advocates and reinstated shark fin soup on its dining menus.

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Funny story: It's Official: George W. Bush Is A Robot

It's Official: George W. Bush Is A Robot

(Anaheim--CA) Move over former war hero Chief Executives Andrew Jackson, Teddy Roosevelt and Dwight Eisenhower because George W. Bush will be joining your ranks in Disneyland, California. Ron Van Nessen, head of Disney media relations, made it offici...

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Funny story: Names welcome for new Disney disgarded baby

Names welcome for new Disney disgarded baby

When a newborn infant was found in a public toilet at a Disney theme park, she was given the name Jasmine after the character from the movie mogul's Alladin.

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