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Funny story: Ancient wood discovered near Goodwood

Ancient wood discovered near Goodwood

Local walkers rambling in West Sussex stumbled across an ancient wood last weekend. Covering about 10 acres, it had never ever featured on any ordnance survey maps. "It's a bloody good wood," said walk leader Woody Rudd. The residents of Goodwood...

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Funny story: Mummified Goldfish discovered in Egyptian Pyramid

Mummified Goldfish discovered in Egyptian Pyramid

Two archeologists announced today that they have discovered 2,000 mummified goldfish whilst doing research in a pyramid in Egypt. It took them a while to figure out what the miniature mummies actually were. They used special x-ray equipment to st...

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Funny story: Hubble Telescope Finds Really Crap Planet - Not Much Excitement

Hubble Telescope Finds Really Crap Planet - Not Much Excitement

Reports are coming in that last night the Hubble Telescope found a really crap planet, and that astronomers didn't get very excited at all by the discovery. The planet, which is apparently a long way away is said to be of little interest to anybod...

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Funny story: Discovery Communications Looks to Fox News

Discovery Communications Looks to Fox News

Discovery Communications, wanting to become fair and balanced, looked to Fox News's Sarah Palin, the vice-presidential hopeful in the 2009 U.S. presidential election. Discovery, long known for it's earth-friendly offerings with such shows as the Dis...

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Funny story: New Element Discovered by Scientists

New Element Discovered by Scientists

Long hypothesized as a missing link within compounds made from multiple known elements, scientists from the U.S. and Russia are about to announce the confirmation of a new entry that will be added to table of 115 known elements. Never able to exp...

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Funny story: Germans win again, their latest discovery "Viagra Beer" guaranteed to get it STIFF, Mein Herr!

Germans win again, their latest discovery "Viagra Beer" guaranteed to get it STIFF, Mein Herr!

Germans renowned for Mercedes, BMW, Audi, Miele, Bosch, taking penalties, winning nearly everything, Lidl, Aldi, etc, have now discovered the ultimate male sex-machine, Viagra Beer! German private brewer, Jurgen Brauer (Brewer in English!), was st...

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Funny story: Man Reunited With 'Lost' Penis After 20 Years

Man Reunited With 'Lost' Penis After 20 Years

German man, Hans Oop was yesterday reunited with his penis after a 20 year separation. Oop, of Wank, southern Germany was said to be delighted by the reunion. It appears that following a particularly acrimonious divorce, Oop, of Wank forgot all ab...

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Funny story: Angry Man Lives Life to Fullest, Thanks to Television

Angry Man Lives Life to Fullest, Thanks to Television

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - It's been just over a year since John Q. Tickenbaum, 39, watched Pushing the Human Body's Limits on Discovery's Channel, but he claims the program fundamentally changed his way of thinking about stress and anger, ultimately transf...

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Funny story: UK Terracotta Warriors Discovered

UK Terracotta Warriors Discovered

Archaeologists in the UK announced this morning that an army of terracotta warriors had been unearthed during the execution of an archaeological dig near Dudley in the West Midlands. The finding, reportedly the biggest event in UK archaeological h...

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Funny story: Basingstoke Man Finds Picasso In Attic

Basingstoke Man Finds Picasso In Attic

Eddie Gimp, of Basingstoke got quite a surprise when he cleaned out his attic last week, when he found Picasso hiding out up there. "I thought he was dead," Gimp told us. "But it seems not. There he was, large as life, hiding in my attic, where he...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Has A Disco Stick

Lady Gaga Has A Disco Stick

After seeing her on tour in her creative leotards and jumpsuits, fans have began rumours that Lady Gaga is actually a hermaphrodite. Fans have said that when the singer bends down there is a huge bulge where her poon should be. After many men have...

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Funny story: Scientists claim to have found training code of Taliban civilization

Scientists claim to have found training code of Taliban civilization

The center of gravity has been shifting from Middle East to Afghanistan-Pakistan. But they never realized that they have to shift so soon to the Indus Valley Civilization also known as Taliban Civilization. Scientist and security expert has been wond...

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Funny story: Shuttle Blasts Off As Onlookers Gasp In Amazement

Shuttle Blasts Off As Onlookers Gasp In Amazement

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (AP) - The Discovery shuttle blasted off today in the latest in a series of one (or maybe two, there was another, right?) successful lift-offs by the white shirted guys at NASA. Onlookers gasped in amazement as the shuttle burned through enough fuel to power all SUVs in the Los Angeles basin for the next 50 years.

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Funny story: Discovery of A "Cold Fusion Torch" Free Energy Device; developed in the Basement Of Ohio Man

Discovery of A "Cold Fusion Torch" Free Energy Device; developed in the Basement Of Ohio Man

Today, Dr. Collier, a 76 year old retired physicist from Ohio State University discovered an unlimited power source following the research done by Dr. Edward Mullove a friend and colleague previously from MIT. Dr. Collier said, "This was a cont...

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Funny story: Record Wrecked in Cornwall

Record Wrecked in Cornwall

A record number of people may have ended up wrecked in Cornwall today after as much as £250m worth of superskunk was believed to have been found.

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Funny story: Scientific Breakthrough Excites Boffins

Scientific Breakthrough Excites Boffins

A report in a top scientific journal claims that a new scientific breakthrough has been made that could change the lives of millions of people.

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Funny story: Lost Tomb of Jesus Christ Special: Secrets REVEALED!

Lost Tomb of Jesus Christ Special: Secrets REVEALED!

TheSpoof has performed a careful criticism of the Discovery Channel Special "The Lost Tomb of Jesus Christ" to help you sort out the facts.

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