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Funny story: More Misery For Japan As Fukushima Reactor Number Three Explodes, Number Two Critical And Media Coverage Not Helping

More Misery For Japan As Fukushima Reactor Number Three Explodes, Number Two Critical And Media Coverage Not Helping

Overnight explosions rocks Fukushima Number Three reactor, Number Two now reported to be 'critical' and radioactive clouds rumoured to headed for the densely populated Tokyo/Yokohama megalopolis. Fears rise of a secondary deadly quake, another tsu...

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Funny story: Year Of 2012 To Be Postponed

Year Of 2012 To Be Postponed

The UN announced today that the year of 2012 is to be postponed. Ban Ki-moon, Secretary-General of the United Nations, spoke of the unanimous UN vote. 'The outlook for the global economy is extremely uncertain,' he explained. 'There is political i...

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Funny story: Nuclear experts confounded

Nuclear experts confounded

Tokyo - Speech expert Dr. Hotseetanuka is alarmed today at the sudden onset of stuttering that is afflicting "Nuclear Experts". Many such "experts" are being consulted today with regards to the nuclear catastrophe here. Surprisingly, they are sud...

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Funny story: Music Festival Disaster: Enquiry Results Finally Revealed

Music Festival Disaster: Enquiry Results Finally Revealed

The cause for the disaster at one of Britain's largest music festivals has finally been revealed. A sub-standard batch of tent pegs, dangerously combined with cheap imported Chinese tent poles, have been named as the 'most likely' cause for a huge...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Millions of dead worms found on top of lawns in Newby Village

Isle of Wight News - Millions of dead worms found on top of lawns in Newby Village

Villagers living in Newby, Isle of Wight, awoke to a disturbing sight this morning. Lawns throughout the village are covered with millions of dead garden worms. Not an inch of green grass can be seen. Even the 'early birds' were not coming down...

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Funny story: Thousands of turtle doves drop dead from the sky in Italy in latest bizarre mass animal deaths

Thousands of turtle doves drop dead from the sky in Italy in latest bizarre mass animal deaths

Scientist looking into the recent bizarre phenomenon of deads birds and fishes being found in their thousands believe they may be close to solving the mystery. Some scientists do believe that religious zealots are gathering up live animals and fis...

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Funny story: 40 000 dead crabs washed up in Kent

40 000 dead crabs washed up in Kent

40 000 dead crabs washed up in Kent Bizarre! Dead sea creatures in their thousands are washing up on beaches all over the world. Birds are falling from the sky. What's even MORE bizarre is that people are actually going around 'counting' them and it's believed they are 'rounding the numbers to the nearest l00'. Most of the public are asking for 'accurate' counts, just like in an election.

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Funny story: Hijack alert after pilot spills coffee on controls

Hijack alert after pilot spills coffee on controls

It is hoped that, as a result of the recent panic, resulting in a plane's radio having sent out, accidentally, a hijack May Day, that people working with computerised systems will NOW heed the initial warning, which is: NO FOOD OR DRINKS NEAR...

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Funny story: Chilean Mine Disaster - Now a Better Story!

Chilean Mine Disaster - Now a Better Story!

I know that the story about the rescue of the 33 miners trapped for 69 days was very emotional for most of the world but to me the story became pretty boring after I heard the authorities were able to get fresh air, fresh water, food, books, even movies to be viewed to the miners within like 2 days. I mean it sounds to me like it ended up being a 69 day vacation from the ball and chain in the end...

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Funny story: The Day the Earth Stood Still OR Panic Around the World As All Holes Disappear

The Day the Earth Stood Still OR Panic Around the World As All Holes Disappear

The World was in a state of panic yesterday. People in every nook and cranny of this wonderous globe woke up to find 'all holes missing'. People wandered happily, into doughnut shops, unaware of the issue, and came out crestfallen. No holes in their doughnuts meant that they weren't really doughnuts after all. As they looked around them and discussed the situation, many admitted they had...

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Funny story: Disaster Facing Britain

Disaster Facing Britain

Fears are growing about the British weather. As forecasters predict ice and snow of unprecedented levels throughout the Christmas period the terrible facts are becoming clear to everyone. Our Christmas could be a TOTAL WIPEOUT. We face the grim...

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Funny story: Disaster as Red Sludge Attacks Italy

Disaster as Red Sludge Attacks Italy

The 1920s saw the introduction of the Red Scare in Europe, as Communism spread from Russia and threatened to engulf everything short of a small town roughly the size of an average Walmart. Now it's the fear of Red Sludge which is breaking out acro...

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Funny story: What a Disaster!

What a Disaster!

'You tell them what to do and they do the complete opposite. I ask you, have they got an ounce of sense in their heads?' Penny was still reeling from the Dinner between her parents and Terry's that had almost resulted in a fight before Terry turned the conversation away from politics and religion onto safer territory. 'And where were you Seb?' Penny asked her brother 'You could have helped.'...

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Funny story: Cable News Networks Declared Disaster Area

Cable News Networks Declared Disaster Area

WASHINGTON, DC - William Craig Fugate, Administrator of the Federal Emergency Management Agency declared all four cable news networks (CNN, MSNBC, Fox News and some other anonymous network) a Federal Disaster Area after they screwed the pooch on thei...

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Funny story: Jack Duckworth Whacked In Corrie Tram Slam Disaster

Jack Duckworth Whacked In Corrie Tram Slam Disaster

It's the worst kept secret in Soapland - we all know that there's going to be an apocalyptic tram disaster in Coronation Street, involving the viaduct on Viaduct Street collapsing, and a tram slamming into the corner shop and the Kabin. With great...

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Funny story: Sinkhole the Size of Tennessee Threatens to Cut Florida in Half

Sinkhole the Size of Tennessee Threatens to Cut Florida in Half

Tampa, FL - Mildred and Juan Scoleri were outdoors on their patio surveying the excavation work that the pool company had just finished before laying the foundation for the pool they've been saving for ever since Juan was still working three janitor...

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Funny story: Dozens of Psychics Warn 'Something Big' About to Happen

Dozens of Psychics Warn 'Something Big' About to Happen

Wednesday saw a hotbed of psychic activity as readings poured in from all over the country from psychics warning that "something big" is coming down the pike. They could not hone in on exactly what it was, but said "it is big, really big." Reporte...

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