ANAHEIM, CA (AP) - David Lochner looks through some pictures pointing out ones where he's playing second base and being used as a Frisbee. Unfortunately, he has no hands so no one can tell what he's referring to... The father of two from Aurora, C...
In yet another dramatic climb-down for the government, Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan Smith announced today that ATOS will no longer be carrying out medical assessments on the sick and disabled, ending the government's controversial contract...
WABASHA, MN-Brett Konsky, 46, went to bed Saturday night thinking everything in his comfortable, if not boring life was going along rather uneventfully. That all changed early Sunday morning when Brett awoke to find he had no feeling at all in hi...
The main car park in Dorking is the subject of the ire of local disabled drivers. "It used to be free to park in the car-park," said wheelchair bound Hans Klappen. "Now we are being asked to pay and display." It is not the fact that the disable...
Dorking car-park, the biggest tourist draw in Dorking, is to get some new car-parking spaces. "We've had the disabled and parent and child spaces for quite some time," said councillor Hampton Herrington. "We've also recently put in the motorcycle...
I would like to offer some advice/tips, for the owner of the Light Blue TGA Breeze 4 Ultimate Mobility Scooter, that I unthinkingly attacked as it ran over me here in the Nottingham shopping centre today 17th September 2011. During a shopping expedition, I was stood, carrier bags by my side, resting my arthritic knee, and coping with the sternum pains from my cardiac operation, leant on my walk...
A row has erupted over an incident in last Sunday's episode of BBC's Top Gear during which cars were parked in disabled parking bays. Presenters Jeremy Clarkson and James May were driving a Nissan Leaf and Peugeot Ion for an item on the pro's and...
A national company, referred to by Wall Street as Hosni Mubarek of tax preparation retailers, has found yet another way to never settle for less, divert profits away from shareholders, and violate the disabled's civil right in one fell swoop, after p...
Cambridge, MA - Researchers at Harvard have published the results of an extensive ten year, one hundred million dollar study. The findings confirm long held beliefs. Turns out people with no arms cannot give a decent high five. Researchers stu...
Bob lives in Milton Keynes and is cared for by his mother, Ethel. Bob suffered terrible birth defects during his mother's somewhat difficult pregnancy. He is now 35 years old. Bob was born with no arms, no legs, no mouth, no ears and only one eye,...
Brave Barb Walters hopes to break the 100 metre sprint record despite having no legs, and says she will do it without steroids. The popular local East London lass says she has dealt with challenges most of her life after her alcoholic father accid...
Following a glut of complaints to the Lawn Tennis Association; the Wimbledon ruling elite have finally buckled to pressure from equal opportunities groups and for the first time will finally allow disablers, mentalists and retards to act both as matc...
The organizers of severely disabled people who are planning to take part in a protest march, over proposed spending cuts, have announced that the group is hoping to reach Number 10 by 2012. That's if all goes well and the wind is behind them.
Following complaints by some attention seeking woman from Hampshire after she witnessed Frankie Boyle telling a joke about Down's syndrome sufferers, Spoof editor Mark Lowton has taken the step of censoring all jokes about people who suffer from any...
Pirates Of The Caribbean star Keira Knightley yesterday attended a display of weightlifting by the disabled in a Basildon community hall. The English rose herself watched intently as four disabled people - all from Dagenham - tackled a variety of...
Paraplegic actor, Sam Worthington, has miraculously regained the use of his legs following a visit to a specialist acupuncture clinic in Prestatyn, North Wales. The star, who features in the multi-award winning film, Avatar (where he is typecast a...
Popular cartoonlike family guy Gordon Brown was today rapped for using his disabled son and the demise of his daughter as a lively topic of conversation in an attempt to make himself more popular. Following his failed attempts at making himself mo...
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