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Funny story: Blue badge holders to pay in Dorking Car Park

Blue badge holders to pay in Dorking Car Park

The main car park in Dorking is the subject of the ire of local disabled drivers. "It used to be free to park in the car-park," said wheelchair bound Hans Klappen. "Now we are being asked to pay and display." It is not the fact that the disable...

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Funny story: New car-parking spaces in Dorking car-park

New car-parking spaces in Dorking car-park

Dorking car-park, the biggest tourist draw in Dorking, is to get some new car-parking spaces. "We've had the disabled and parent and child spaces for quite some time," said councillor Hampton Herrington. "We've also recently put in the motorcycle...

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Funny story: Oddest sign of the month, seen in Nottingham's Victoria Shopping Centre

Oddest sign of the month, seen in Nottingham's Victoria Shopping Centre

I would like to offer some advice/tips, for the owner of the Light Blue TGA Breeze 4 Ultimate Mobility Scooter, that I unthinkingly attacked as it ran over me here in the Nottingham shopping centre today 17th September 2011. During a shopping expedition, I was stood, carrier bags by my side, resting my arthritic knee, and coping with the sternum pains from my cardiac operation, leant on my walk...

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Funny story: BBC Top Gear Hits Back At Disabled Driving "Bullies"

BBC Top Gear Hits Back At Disabled Driving "Bullies"

A row has erupted over an incident in last Sunday's episode of BBC's Top Gear during which cars were parked in disabled parking bays. Presenters Jeremy Clarkson and James May were driving a Nissan Leaf and Peugeot Ion for an item on the pro's and...

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Funny story: Unnamed National Tax Preparation Company Violates Civil Rights Of Deaf Employee, Says Department of Justice.

Unnamed National Tax Preparation Company Violates Civil Rights Of Deaf Employee, Says Department of Justice.

A national company, referred to by Wall Street as Hosni Mubarek of tax preparation retailers, has found yet another way to never settle for less, divert profits away from shareholders, and violate the disabled's civil right in one fell swoop, after p...

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Funny story: New Research Confirms People With No Arms Give Lousy High Fives

New Research Confirms People With No Arms Give Lousy High Fives

Cambridge, MA - Researchers at Harvard have published the results of an extensive ten year, one hundred million dollar study. The findings confirm long held beliefs. Turns out people with no arms cannot give a decent high five. Researchers stu...

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Funny story: World's most disabled person found

World's most disabled person found

Bob lives in Milton Keynes and is cared for by his mother, Ethel. Bob suffered terrible birth defects during his mother's somewhat difficult pregnancy. He is now 35 years old. Bob was born with no arms, no legs, no mouth, no ears and only one eye,...

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Funny story: Woman With No Legs Aims To Break 100 Meter Sprint Record

Woman With No Legs Aims To Break 100 Meter Sprint Record

Brave Barb Walters hopes to break the 100 metre sprint record despite having no legs, and says she will do it without steroids. The popular local East London lass says she has dealt with challenges most of her life after her alcoholic father accid...

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Funny story: Wimbledon to Introduce Disablers for the Final

Wimbledon to Introduce Disablers for the Final

Following a glut of complaints to the Lawn Tennis Association; the Wimbledon ruling elite have finally buckled to pressure from equal opportunities groups and for the first time will finally allow disablers, mentalists and retards to act both as matc...

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Funny story: Disabled march on Number 10

Disabled march on Number 10

The organizers of severely disabled people who are planning to take part in a protest march, over proposed spending cuts, have announced that the group is hoping to reach Number 10 by 2012. That's if all goes well and the wind is behind them.

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Funny story: The Spoof bans jokes about the Handicapped

The Spoof bans jokes about the Handicapped

Following complaints by some attention seeking woman from Hampshire after she witnessed Frankie Boyle telling a joke about Down's syndrome sufferers, Spoof editor Mark Lowton has taken the step of censoring all jokes about people who suffer from any...

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Funny story: Keira Knightley Attends Disabled Weightlifting Display In Dagenham

Keira Knightley Attends Disabled Weightlifting Display In Dagenham

Pirates Of The Caribbean star Keira Knightley yesterday attended a display of weightlifting by the disabled in a Basildon community hall. The English rose herself watched intently as four disabled people - all from Dagenham - tackled a variety of...

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Funny story: Paraplegic Actor Walks Again

Paraplegic Actor Walks Again

Paraplegic actor, Sam Worthington, has miraculously regained the use of his legs following a visit to a specialist acupuncture clinic in Prestatyn, North Wales. The star, who features in the multi-award winning film, Avatar (where he is typecast a...

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Funny story: Family Guy Rapped for Using Disability As A Marketing Opportunity

Family Guy Rapped for Using Disability As A Marketing Opportunity

Popular cartoonlike family guy Gordon Brown was today rapped for using his disabled son and the demise of his daughter as a lively topic of conversation in an attempt to make himself more popular. Following his failed attempts at making himself mo...

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Funny story: Make Fun Of A Cripple Day Special Event At T-Baggers Convention In February

Make Fun Of A Cripple Day Special Event At T-Baggers Convention In February

T.J. McCorkle, special events chairman for the T-Bagger Convention to be held February, 2010, in Nashville has announced a major all day event for the conventioneers. "Make Fun Of A Cripple Day, will be a fun day for all" said McCorkle. "We will...

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Funny story: Bank won't "lend a hand"

Bank won't "lend a hand"

Tampa, Florida - A man with a check to cash deliberately tried to circumvent the policies that his bank had in place to combat fraud. He deliberately had himself born with no arms, then tried to cash that check with no thumbprint. He also mocked the...

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Funny story: Fashion House Releases Clothing Line for Disabled Individuals

Fashion House Releases Clothing Line for Disabled Individuals

Minnesota, MN - In response to a $100,000k+ fine imposed on the chain for discriminating against a differently-abled individual at their Mall of America branch, a US fashion chain has dedicated an entire line of clothing for those suffering with disa...

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