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Funny story: Medical community deems left-handers to be 'disabled'

Medical community deems left-handers to be 'disabled'

The American Medical Association has officially deemed left-handedness the newest disability in the US. In spite of their best efforts to be accepted, lefties are being lumped in with sex addicts and lupus sufferers in a category called 'mockable han...

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Funny story: Blind People Given Clear Signal

Blind People Given Clear Signal

The government today gave blind people a clear signal. The level of disability allowance that blind people received would now be the same as those who could not walk. This is because blind people walk into everything and take as long to get about as...

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Funny story: Scientists Identify New Disability

Scientists Identify New Disability

Scientists and Medical Doctors have identified a new disability that was formerly considered another form of laziness. This is good news for an estimated 250,000 people in the world that suffer from this syndrome. "Microwave Programmers Disabilit...

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Funny story: Paralympics Chaos: Witnesses Sought After Horrific Pile-up

Paralympics Chaos: Witnesses Sought After Horrific Pile-up

There was chaos at the Beijing Paralympics yesterday, when, during the 5000m wheelchair extravaganza, several chariots collided with each other and other vehicles, causing a pile-up of gargantuan proportions. Edith Hunkeler, of Switzerland, caused...

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Funny story: Oscar Pistorius Branded Health & Safety Risk By IAAF Knob

Oscar Pistorius Branded Health & Safety Risk By IAAF Knob

Oscar Pistorius, the double-amputee South African athlete should not be allowed to run in the 4X400m Olympic Relay in Beijing, as he is a Health & Safety risk, and could scythe the legs off other runners, says a lead...

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Funny story: Big Brother Michael To Use Disability Discrimination Act 1995 To Sue Channel 4 After Wedding Shenanigans

Big Brother Michael To Use Disability Discrimination Act 1995 To Sue Channel 4 After Wedding Shenanigans

Big Brother ran into more trouble this morning, when Blind Michael announced he would sue the station over the fake wedding of Mario and Stephanie, and the way he was 'kept in the dark' about...

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Funny story: New Royal Navy Warship launched - more to follow

New Royal Navy Warship launched - more to follow

Details have been released regarding Britain's next generation of fighting Ships.

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Funny story: Brain implant procedure approved for general population

Brain implant procedure approved for general population

Cyberkinetics Inc. of Foxboro, MA, has received Food and Drug Administration approval to expand its use of brain implants to include elective surgery. "Disabled people will no longer be the only ones that can benefit from being able to control t...

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Funny story: Big Brother 8 To Get Man Friday

Big Brother 8 To Get Man Friday

Big Brother 8 opened for business last night, and every kind of deluded, deranged and deformed degenerate walked in through its doors to be subjected to up to 13 weeks of intense public leerage. Only one thing was mi...

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