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Funny story: Dinosaurs did not have feathers after all

Dinosaurs did not have feathers after all

New evidence has come to light overturning the new idea that dinosaurs had feathers, and were, as thought before it was thought that they had feathers, that they were scaly. "For a long time," said palaeontologist Katie Boundary, "we thought that...

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Funny story: Scientific Evidence Than Man Co-existed With Dinosaurs

Scientific Evidence Than Man Co-existed With Dinosaurs

New definitive evidence has been found that man co-existed with dinosaurs. Footprints of a giant man have been found alongside dinosaur footprints. Evolutionists have been dismissive of these new claims and have tried to discredit the new evidence.

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Funny story: Stunning Discovery: Dino Mass Extinction Never Happened

Stunning Discovery: Dino Mass Extinction Never Happened

New evidence disproves the theory that dinosaurs were obliterated by a giant meteor strike. Researchers now believe that dinosaurs were on vacation - probably a cruise - and left the planet for another destination. The 110 mile-wide crater in...

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Funny story: Mary Todd Lincoln's DNA Found In New Mexico

Mary Todd Lincoln's DNA Found In New Mexico

RUIDOSO, New Mexico - A group of archaeologists from Delaware stumbled upon an interesting find just outside of the town of Ruidoso, which is noted for its Gila Monster Grilled Burritos. Kiki Lily Chillydutch, 21, with the Delaware group stated th...

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Funny story: Can Wearing Feathers Help to Attract the Opposite Sex?

Can Wearing Feathers Help to Attract the Opposite Sex?

Hey, it worked for burlesque queens. Even more surprising, though, apparently it also worked for dinosaurs, according to recent scientific research. And as soon as these findings regarding dinosaurs were released, there were lots of interesti...

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Funny story: Pluck Me! Jurassic Park to be refilmed exclusive!

Pluck Me! Jurassic Park to be refilmed exclusive!

According to 'scientists' one of the dinosaurs depicted in the groundbreaking film Jurassic Park, didn't have scales but feathers!! Bungling buffoons had originally said that Ornithomimids, the OSTRICH LIKE dinosaur had a scaly skin, and so that i...

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Funny story: Dinosaur farts warmed planet, but killed mating attempts: study

Dinosaur farts warmed planet, but killed mating attempts: study

HARFOLD, Vt. - In a study released this week by Harfold State College, scientists revealed that dinosaurs were, by far, the worst farters in our planet's history. Although these farts went a long way in warming the planet, increasing the average t...

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Funny story: All Our Yesterdays - Noah - "I'm Sorry, But You Ever Tried Rounding Up Dinosaurs?"

All Our Yesterdays - Noah - "I'm Sorry, But You Ever Tried Rounding Up Dinosaurs?"

Palestinian man, Noah, a noted seafaring type of chap, who saved all the animals, by marching them two-by-two onto his ark as the world was inexplicably and surprisingly flooded, today apologised for failing to save the dinosaurs. "I did me best," a tearful Noah told Skoob News. "But it was a tough call. Have you ever tried rounding up Tyrannosaurs? Or velociraptors? Or catching a pterodactyl i...

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Funny story: Neptune To Be Renamed Pluto, Scientists Say

Neptune To Be Renamed Pluto, Scientists Say

PRAGUE-On August 24th, 2006, yet another piece of our embarrassingly fragile childhood was destroyed. At a meeting of the International Astronomical Union (IAU) in Prague, a clear majority of astronomers voted for a definition of the term "planet" th...

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Funny story: Creationist archaeologists discover proof of God

Creationist archaeologists discover proof of God

In the Nevada desert, a group of archaeologists have made an astonishing discovery which appears to provide evidence for creationism. In a large dig site, the bones of ten dinosaurs have been discovered wearing crucifixes. Chief digger and creatio...

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Funny story: Dinosaurs discovered in the Falklands

Dinosaurs discovered in the Falklands

Prehistoric reptiles have been discovered roaming wild in the Falkland Islands, a UK government scientist announced today, to the great surprise of the zoological world. The dinosaurs include T-Rex's, Stegosauri, and other dangerous creatures once th...

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Funny story: Spinops sternbergorum really Betty White!

Spinops sternbergorum really Betty White!

A new species of horned dinosaur known as Spinops sternbergorum has been discovered in the vaults of the Natural History Museum. This astounding news was announced at a press conference by the museum Public Information Officer, Reginald Crotch. H...

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Funny story: Dinomania! Hits the UK

Dinomania! Hits the UK

Dinosaurs are being breed in secret at England's London zoo. The top secret plan is four floors underground at the zoo. Scientists have hatched five eggs so far but the problem is they don't know what the dinosaurs are! Its thought there was a mix up...

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Funny story: New Dinosaur Park To Open

New Dinosaur Park To Open

The tyrannosaurus rex and the stegosaurus will once again walk the plains of planet Earth when a new theme park, Dinosaur World, opens its doors next month in Tibet. The creatures will actually be immense dinosaur costumes that will employ the sam...

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Funny story: Dinosaur footprint-shaped Moon crater 'is giant marijuana leaf fossil' - report

Dinosaur footprint-shaped Moon crater 'is giant marijuana leaf fossil' - report

Space - Did the Universe's founding fathers seed more than just humans during their insemination of our solar system? A new report this weekend from the Lunar Prospector mission's on-board gamma-ray spectrometer has found 'highly significant' new...

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Funny story: Recover Bin Ladens body? What's the rush?

Recover Bin Ladens body? What's the rush?

Bonkers evolutionists are claiming that there is no rush if anyone needs to reclaim the remains of international terrorist Osama Bin Laden, who was supposedly buried at sea today. According to the phoney baloney theory, it takes millions of years...

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Funny story: Small Tourist Boat on Lake Windermere Overturned by Lake Monster, Three Missing

Small Tourist Boat on Lake Windermere Overturned by Lake Monster, Three Missing

Coming on the heels of a couple who claimed they saw a "Nessie-like' lake creature while out on Lake Windermere in England, it has been reported that something very large has overturned a small boat of tourists who were out to get a glimpse. "We g...

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