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Chris Christie Wages War on Anorexia

Funny story: Chris Christie Wages War on Anorexia

Some say that embattled New Jersey Governor has bitten off more than he can chew with his growing bridge scandal while some of his closest allies in Trenton have rallied around him and decided that he should go on the offensive by waging a war that h...

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Chris Christie Flip Flopping Like A Fish

Funny story: Chris Christie Flip Flopping Like A Fish

Atlas News say they got a sneak peak of a new video from the group against the possible presidential candidate and that it is coming out with the highlights. It shows Christie pledging support for in-state tuition for undocumented students at the...

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103rd Way to Die: McDonald's!

Funny story: 103rd Way to Die: McDonald's!

In Raleigh, North Carolina, Merab Morgan pulled off something astonishing by losing 37 pounds on a diet based solely on McDonald's food. She said, "I thought it's to the birds with one stone - to lose weight and prove a point for the little fat p...

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Wynonna Judd Desperate To Lose Weight States She's Going To Go On The Celery Diet

Funny story: Wynonna Judd Desperate To Lose Weight States She's Going To Go On The Celery Diet

NASHVILLE - Wynonna Judd was in Nashville working on her next album which is tentatively titled, Wynonna's New Album: Overweight And Proud To Boot. Judd said that the title of the album was her idea and not sister Ashley's like the supermarket tab...

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Speculation On How Bobsledder Lolo Jones Manages Daily 9000 Calorie Diet Olympic Committee Examining Stance On Athlete Marijuana Use

Olympic officials have been asking themselves if Marijuana should be outright banned for all athletes who plan to participate in the Olympic games, now that it has become more accepted and legal in certain parts of the world. Speculation has risen...

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Diet book causes crime spree in Nordic country

Norway's standing as a peaceful and low crime country, has taken a severe hit after a new diet crazes has hit the country. The book "steel what you eat" has been on the bestseller list for two months and the effects can be felt in the otherwise q...

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New Diet Involves Counting

We've been told to count calories if we want to control our weight. But now we need to do even more counting, according to a new weight control strategy recommended by the specialist counting agency Counts 'R'Us. They say that if we expend exactly...

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Christina Aguilera Shows Off Her Sexy, Bikini-Clad Body

Funny story: Christina Aguilera Shows Off Her Sexy, Bikini-Clad Body

VENICE BEACH - Christina Aguilera has lost quite a bit of weight lately and she is not shy about letting people know it and showing it. Aguilera who was recently photographed on Venice Beach wearing one of the skimpiest, sexiest bikini swimsuits m...

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Sarah Palin Says The Anorexic Rumors Are Nothing But Reindeer Droppings

Funny story: Sarah Palin Says The Anorexic Rumors Are Nothing But Reindeer Droppings

WASILLA, Alaska - It is no secret that Sarah Palin feels like no one in the Lower 48 cares about her anymore. And according to recent polls the Moose Mama is absolutely right. Even her fellow Republican cronies and cohorts at FOX News made that ab...

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Lady Gaga's New Year's Resolution

Funny story: Lady Gaga's New Year's Resolution

NEW YORK CITY - All of the Times Square New Year's Eve confetti and streamers have long been swept away by the NYC sanitation workers and the fireworks smoke has dissipated out over the Nova Scotia coastline. And Lady Gaga once again has sat down...

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Christina Aguilera's Secret Email To Jessica Simpson

Funny story: Christina Aguilera's Secret Email To Jessica Simpson

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Christina Aguilera of the Voice appeared on the American Music Award Show and it was no secret that she has put on a bit of poundage. Miss Aguilera does not try to hide the fact, especially since anyone can physically see it. H...

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George Lopez Says Kirstie Alley Needs To Go On The Tortilla Diet

Funny story: George Lopez Says Kirstie Alley Needs To Go On The Tortilla Diet

LA HABRA - Comedian George Lopez was in La Habra checking on a low-rider that he saw in The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle. As he was sitting in The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant he was approached by Pico de Gallo a reporter with Tittle Tattle Toni...

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Terrifying New Drug Sweeps Country

Funny story: Terrifying New Drug Sweeps Country

A new sinister drug is sweeping the country, say government and police officials, and it is set to bring despair and misery to the population. The drug has swept in to every facet of our society, from the rich and well-to-do areas of Kent, to the...

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The U.S. Health Department Has Banned Jessica Simpson's Diet

Funny story: The U.S. Health Department Has Banned Jessica Simpson's Diet

LOS ANGELES - Since having her baby on May 1, Jessica Simpson has tried desperately to lose some of the astounding weight she gained during her 10 month pregnancy. She recently sat down with Kiowa Kettle of Tittle Tattle Tonight and quipped that t...

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LeAnn Rimes Upset At One Pound Weight Gain

Funny story: LeAnn Rimes Upset At One Pound Weight Gain

SAN FRANCISCO - LeAnn Rimes had just finished performing her concert and was backstage at The Veni, Vidi, Vici Coliseum where she spoke with Grilletta Brewburger of Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine. Miss Brewburger asked the 63-pound singer how she felt the...

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Jessica Simpson Begs LeAnn Rimes To Help Her Lose Weight

Funny story: Jessica Simpson Begs LeAnn Rimes To Help Her Lose Weight

LOS ANGELES - Jessica Simpson had her baby ten weeks ago and the singer/actress has yet to lose any of the weight she gained during her ten month pregnancy. Jessica gave birth to Maxwell House Drew Simpson-Johnson on May 1, and she is reported ext...

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Kirstie Alley Kisses Her Diet Bye-Bye As She Balloons Up To 230 Pounds

Funny story: Kirstie Alley Kisses Her Diet Bye-Bye As She Balloons Up To 230 Pounds

LOS ANGELES - Kirstie Alley was recently spotted at a Tall Timbers Supermarket in Encino with a grocery cart hooked on to a second grocery cart. According to an employee of the food giant, Ms. Alley had loaded the first shopping cart with items su...

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Bloomberg Shrinking The Big Apple's Waistline With A Supersized Attack On 'Fatty Freedom'

Funny story: Bloomberg Shrinking The Big Apple's Waistline With A Supersized Attack On 'Fatty Freedom'

New York's diminutive mayor has launched a campaign to shrink the city's citizenry down to size - one resident at a time. The effort began today with a ban on super-sized sugared drinks and will progress with the construction of "fat farms" in ea...

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