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Funny story: Football's Offside Rule altered

Football's Offside Rule altered

The offside rule in football, which nobody has ever fully understood no matter how many times it has been explained to them, was changed today, and first came into effect at the crucial match between Chelsea and their visitors Manchester United. P...

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Funny story: Torres: I'm Prettier Than Drogba

Torres: I'm Prettier Than Drogba

Liverpool pretty boy Fernando Torres has responded to remarks made by Didier Drogba, that come May the two will be very close at the top of the scoring charts. While Torres refused to deny this, he had a wholly different system of determining who is...

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Funny story: "Chase Me!" Says Didier Drogba

"Chase Me!" Says Didier Drogba

Bizarre behaviour being reported from Stamford Bridge as Didier Drogba nets the winner against Hull City, as an attempted cross looped over the goalkeeper into the net. As Drogba wheeled away from the goal, he invited team mates to chase him. Exhi...

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Funny story: Drogba charges UEFA referee with insulting him

Drogba charges UEFA referee with insulting him

Chelsea striker Dider Drogba today charged UEFA referee Tom Not-Fooledby Divingsson with insulting him during the Champions League match against Barcelona. Disciplinary proceedings have also been taken by the player against the Metropolitan Police...

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Funny story: Anonymous "His Grace" Admits to Waterboarding Gunga Din Drogba

Anonymous "His Grace" Admits to Waterboarding Gunga Din Drogba

An anonymous email from an address that called itself mypakimakeamewhacky to the Daily Male confirmed Didier Drogba's announcement that he's fcukin' 'is grace. The unknown author of mypaki has written detailed descriptions of the numerous late night...

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Funny story: Didier Drogba Banned For Fifteen Matches!

Didier Drogba Banned For Fifteen Matches!

Didier Drogba, the Chelsea striker who so shamefully remonstrated with Norwegian referee, Tom Henning Ovrebo, after Wednesday night's Champions League semi-final clash with Barcelona at Stamford Bridge, has received a massive 15-match Abuse Ban from...

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Funny story: Graham Poll Carted Off To Nuthouse

Graham Poll Carted Off To Nuthouse

News just in from FA headquarters is that former Premier League referee, Graham Poll, has been apprehended and taken to a secure psychiatric unit after a bizarre statement he made regarding Tuesday night's Champions League match between Arsenal and M...

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Funny story: Chelsea's Drogba Admits He's Fcukin' His Grace

Chelsea's Drogba Admits He's Fcukin' His Grace

In a fit of frustration after an humiliating defeat, Chelsea 's rude footballer Didier Drogba confessed to all the world that he is fucking his grace. Swiss Uefa officials reported shock and awe over Drogba's decision to scream the love that dare...

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Funny story: Didier Drogba To Become A Ref

Didier Drogba To Become A Ref

Didier Drogba, Chelsea's Ivory Coast striker, was last night so incensed by the "disgraceful performance" of Norwegian referee, Tom Henning Ovrebo, in the Champions League semi-final second leg against Barcelona, that he has decided to give up playin...

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Funny story: Drogba: "I am Rachel Hylton!"

Drogba: "I am Rachel Hylton!"

In a sensational interview with the News Of The World, Chelsea striker Didier Drogba has made bizarre claims of leading a double life, and blamed the X-Factor for losing his place in the starting line up. Drogba claims that he was forced to feign...

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Funny story: Didier Drogba Pledges To Stay On His Feet For Children In Need

Didier Drogba Pledges To Stay On His Feet For Children In Need

Under-fire Chelsea striker Didier Drogba has apologised for his 'moment of madness' in the Carling Cup-tie on Wednesday night, when he threw a coin into a crowd of Burnley fans, narrowly missing their eyes, and, to make up for it, has tonight made a...

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Funny story: Burnley Fan Threw Coin At Didier Drogba For Children In Need

Burnley Fan Threw Coin At Didier Drogba For Children In Need

The Burnley fan who threw a coin at Chelsea star Didier Drogba after the Ivory Coaster celebrated his goal in Wednesday's Carling Cup defeat, did so for a very good cause - Children In Need. The fan, who cannot be named for legal reasons, claims h...

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Funny story: Drogba Coining It

Drogba Coining It

Didier Drogba was charged today by the police with criminal damage following the partial demolition of Stamford Bridge, when the Chelsea striker threw his wallet into the stand causing £1m worth of damage. The act of throwing the wallet caused Dro...

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Funny story: Didier Drogba To Face Life Ban For Coin-Throwing

Didier Drogba To Face Life Ban For Coin-Throwing

A bad night at the office, turned into a bad day at the office today, as Chelsea striker Didier Drogba was told he can expect a life ban from English football grounds for throwing a coin into a group of Burnley fans at last night's Carling cuptie, wh...

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Funny story: Romania's Dracula Kneecaps Chelsea's Drogba!

Romania's Dracula Kneecaps Chelsea's Drogba!

Not long after the Croatian attacks upon black footballers, Chelsea went to the Carpathian mountains only to meet a Romanian team led by a certain Count named Dracula. Chelsea star Drogba went toe to toe and neck to neck with Dracula. But when th...

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Funny story: Drogba in coma after stubbing toe

Drogba in coma after stubbing toe

Chelsea football star 'P' Didier Drogba is still in intensive care today after stubbing his toe in a dramatic 'corner of the bed' incident.

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Funny story: Drogba Reveals Near-Death Experiences

Drogba Reveals Near-Death Experiences

A week after lashing out at Rafa Benitez on his claims that -"Drogba cannot remain on his feet for more than 20 seconds", there has been a remarkable revelation by the Chelsea striker who wants to go play for Milan.

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