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Funny story: Cheney on the couch in delirium over Iraq with Reagan-uh Megyn-his new psychoanalyst

Cheney on the couch in delirium over Iraq with Reagan-uh Megyn-his new psychoanalyst

Following a recent FOX news interview with Megyn Kelly, Richard Cheney has been reported seeking his psychoanalyst's couch during an attack of "nostalgia hysteria." Coincidentally, Mr. Cheney's psychoanalyst is also named Megyn (last name withheld...

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Funny story: Richard Cheney to request land in Texas for Iraq Memorial Park featuring shrines and oil derricks

Richard Cheney to request land in Texas for Iraq Memorial Park featuring shrines and oil derricks

According to Mr. Cheney's office, a request has been made to Governor Rick Perry, and the state of Texas, for land to be set aside as a special memorial park dedicated to the 2003 war in Iraq. Mr. George W. Bush, now a resident of Texas, has added...

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Funny story: Cheney Critical Of Obama For Failing To Invade Miley Cyrus

Cheney Critical Of Obama For Failing To Invade Miley Cyrus

HIGH HORSE, WYOMING -- Former Vice President Dick Cheney is sharply criticizing President Obama for failing to invade Miley Cyrus, saying her crimes against decent conservative clothing and stockpiling sex toys of mass penetration demand action. "...

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Funny story: Cheney Calls Megyn Kelly and Fox News Terrorists

Cheney Calls Megyn Kelly and Fox News Terrorists

Washington, DCFormer U.S. Vice-President, Dick Cheney, recently appeared with his daughter Liz on the Megyn Kelly show on the Fox News Network. Until Ms. Kelly had the audacity to tell Cheney that he got it all wrong, he expected the questions to be...

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Funny story: Cheney Invites Putin to Go Hunting

Cheney Invites Putin to Go Hunting

Caspar, WY Former vice-president Dick Cheney has invited Russia leader Vladimir Putin to go duck hunting with him. "He was upset because no one in the country would go hunting with him after that unfortunate incident where that cretin got in fro...

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Funny story: Tibet Our Enemy says Cheney

Tibet Our Enemy says Cheney

Dick Cheney has announced in a recent press conference attended exclusively by newspapers friendly to the president that Tibet was now on the list of America's known terrorists. Said Mr. Cheney: "We have reliable evidence that Tibetan yak farmers have been smuggling weapons of mass destruction via their flocks into neighbouring Nepal. Nepal, as you know, has been a sworn enemy of the United S...

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Funny story: Clinton-Cheney Affair Shocks Washington

Clinton-Cheney Affair Shocks Washington

Washingthing, DC - Breaking news suggests that Hillary Clinton and Dick Cheney had a long-term, secret relationship from 1996 through 2000! Randy Pecker, of the Washington Tribune, breaks this story with a promise of more as time goes on. "Dick...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Arrested After Frolicking Naked Around Washington Monument

Dick Cheney Arrested After Frolicking Naked Around Washington Monument

Washington D.C. - Washington D.C. police were called to the Washington Monument yesterday after receiving 911 calls about a naked man at the base of the monument. When police arrived they observed a naked man who, in the words of one officer, was "f...

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Funny story: New American values committee forming to consider Senator Feinstein's emotionalism versus Mr. Cheney's dry-eyed but nasty interrogation systems

New American values committee forming to consider Senator Feinstein's emotionalism versus Mr. Cheney's dry-eyed but nasty interrogation systems

Former vice-president Mr. Richard "would do it again in a trice" Cheney has come forward to exonerate CIA "enhanced interrogation" tactics first used during the Bush administration. America must be defended, according to Mr. Cheney, no matter wha...

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Funny story: Cheney Admits Bush Administration Didn't Have Weapons of Mass Destruction

Cheney Admits Bush Administration Didn't Have Weapons of Mass Destruction

Middle of Nowhere, WY Former Vice-President Dick Cheney said in an interview regarding the Iraqi War that the whole Bush administration (except for Colin Powell) knew that Iraq didn't have any WMDs. "We didn't really care if they had weapons of...

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Funny story: Dr. Strangelove Is Back

Dr. Strangelove Is Back

Taiwan and China held their highest-level talks for more than six decades Tuesday, marking the first government-to-government contact since the pair's acrimonious split in 1949. Wang Yu-chi of Taiwan's Mainland Affairs Council (MAC), which oversee...

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Funny story: Cheney Shoots Justin Bieber in Face

Cheney Shoots Justin Bieber in Face

Washington, DC In breaking news, it was announced that Dick Cheney has just shot Justin Bieber in the face with a shotgun. Bieber was rushed to the hospital and will be ok but his baby face will never be the same. Cheney, who claims executive pri...

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Funny story: The Unforeseen Horrors That Turned Obama's Hair Grey

The Unforeseen Horrors That Turned Obama's Hair Grey

There are many factors within the fray, that have turned our Presidents hair to grey. Pundits, done-thats and patriots galore seek to sabotage him evermore. These are the things that have turned our fearless leader's head from black to grey in only five short years: Having Military Generals whisper to him that 'they would do a Kennedy' on him if he so much as tried to close Guantanamo Ba...

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Funny story: Mary Cheney Explains Why Her Sister Liz Cheney Has Dropped Out Of The Wyoming Senate Race

Mary Cheney Explains Why Her Sister Liz Cheney Has Dropped Out Of The Wyoming Senate Race

NEW YORK CITY - Liz Cheney, daughter of former Vice-President Dick "WMD" Cheney, has decided to drop out of the Wyoming Senate race. She expalined to GOPicky Magazine that she feels that it is just not the right time for her to hold public office.

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Joins Church of Scientology

Dick Cheney Joins Church of Scientology

Omaha, NE It was announced today that former vice-president Dick Cheney has joined the Church of Scientology and will attend Scientology classes at the Celebrity Center of Casper, Wyoming. He will be its only member (the church has also been trying t...

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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un Wants Lex Luthor and Dr. Doom to Join His Axis of Evil

Kim Jong-Un Wants Lex Luthor and Dr. Doom to Join His Axis of Evil

Kim Jong-Un was confounded in his attempts to get Lex Luthor and Dr. Doom to join his Axis of Evil. The diminutive dictator (who really knows how to put the 'dic' in dictator) has had 19 communications officers executed so far for not contacting Luth...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney To Become Minister in Order to Marry Gay Couples

Dick Cheney To Become Minister in Order to Marry Gay Couples

Jackson, WY Allegedly evil ex-vice president Dick Cheney announced today that he would be attending the Bob Jones Seminary in order to receive religious orders to become a practicing minister. The waterboarding enthusiast will conduct weddings for...

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