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Funny story: A True Diary of Woe - Part 58 - Going to Work

A True Diary of Woe - Part 58 - Going to Work

A diary of one man's (Using the term lossely) utter failure, depression, frustration, cock-ups, and impecuniousness, starting in August 1947 Chapter 102: Going to work - 1960 I knew of the one-day bus-drivers strike, so set out really early to walk the 8 miles or so to Buwell. Being greeted as I opened the door by the snow and ice I did not expect. I went back in and adorned me well...

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Funny story: A True Diary of Woe - Part Fifty-Seven

A True Diary of Woe - Part Fifty-Seven

A diary of one man's (Using the term lossely) utter failure, depression, frustration, cock-ups, and impecuniousness, starting in August 1947 Chapter 100: The Shopping Expedition Wed 20th 2012 Up at 0500hrs - Carbolicalised (ablutions), and medicated, followed by the usual hunt for my glasses and hearing aids. Put the laptop on to find out what day it is. Attend to shopping list: Rememb...

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Funny story: My Senior Moments for W/E: 20th May 2012

My Senior Moments for W/E: 20th May 2012

Monday 14th May 2012 * Stewart and Margaret away today, and no sign of Pippa the fat black cuddly cat either - again! * Got things ready for my meeting up with Mr Chris McManus and his partner, in West Bridford. Walked to town, bought a book of old postcard photos of West Bridford, and caught the bus out to the Test Match pub where we'd arranged to meet. The bus pass refused to swipe, and the dr...

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Funny story: Nottingham News for W/E: 20th May 2012

Nottingham News for W/E: 20th May 2012

Monday 14th May 2012 Topic: Crime - Another elderly person attacked "Elderly Nott's woman injured in burglary" Source: Notts Police Extract: Police are hunting a man who injured an elderly woman during an armed burglary in Worksop on Saturday (12 May). The burglar entered the home of the 88-year-old woman at around 9.45pm, armed with a six-inch knife. He demanded money from the woman but sh...

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Funny story: My Senior Moments for W/E: 13th May 2012

My Senior Moments for W/E: 13th May 2012

Monday 7th April 2012 * Went over to see Stewart, I remembered that it was bank holiday, so he would not be going to his centre that day, so assumed he'd be in. No point in going over before about ten o'clock, he likes his kip. No answer. Went for a little walk as the knees were stiff and painful. Called at Stew's again, no answer. His cat was meowing to be let in, so led her to me hovel, and fed...

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Funny story: Selected Political News for W/E: 13th May 2012

Selected Political News for W/E: 13th May 2012

Monday 7th May 2012 Topic: London Olympics - Terrorism "Worker smuggles fake bomb past TWO checkpoints into the Olympic Park... just hours before stadium officially opens!" Source: Mail Online Extract: A site worker took the dummy device into the Stratford stadium after he noticed security flaws. The fake Semtex device got through two checkpoints and was in full view of guards. It was wired...

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Funny story: Nottingham News for W/E: 13th May 2012

Nottingham News for W/E: 13th May 2012

Monday 7th May 2012 Topic: Crime - Murder- Arrests "Men in court over the murder of Malakai McKenzie in Nottingham" Source: BBC News Extract: Two men have appeared before Nottingham Magistrates' Court charged with murder. Malakai McKenzie, 19, was fatally wounded in the car park of The Hubb, in Hucknall Road, Sherwood, on 21 April. Ijah Lavelle-Moore, 20, and Malcolm Vaughan Francis, 18, bot...

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Funny story: Selected Political News for W/E: 6th May 2012

Selected Political News for W/E: 6th May 2012

Sunday 29th April 2012 Topic: Recession "David Cameron blames UK double-dip recession on eurozone" Source: The Guardian Extract David Cameron on Sunday held out the prospect of the UK economy being dragged down for years, as he predicted the euro crisis was "nowhere near half complete" and warned the single currency may yet break up. He also admitted efforts to move the UK economy away...

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Funny story: My Senior Moments for W/E: 6th May 2012

My Senior Moments for W/E: 6th May 2012

Monday 30th April 2012 * Went over to see disabled mate Stewart and Margaret, his, appealing, sensuous, loin-activating carer. Stew was out at his Social Centre, but I had a gossip and cuddle with Margaret. (Phoar!) * Happily hobbled off to QMC for me INR Warfarin level blood test. Level still too high - got to go back again tomorrow. * Tuesday 1st May 2012 * Up and on computer ear...

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Funny story: Nottingham News for W/E: 6th May 2012

Nottingham News for W/E: 6th May 2012

Sunday 29th April 2012 Topic: Development - Asda "Asda plans to regenerate derelict site in St Ann's, Nottingham" Source: BBC News Extract: Plans to build a supermarket and homes in a "run-down" area of Nottingham are to go on public display. Asda has earmarked a site on Carlton Road in St Ann's for the store, which it said could create 200 jobs. The company said the store, which...

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Funny story: A True Diary of Woe - Part Fifty-Six: Off for Blood Tests

A True Diary of Woe - Part Fifty-Six: Off for Blood Tests

A diary of one man's (Using the term man loosely) utter failure, depression, frustration, cock-ups, and impecuniousness, that had started in August 1947 Chapter 99:: A Pleasant Walk to the QMC for my blood-tests The rain from the day before had relented, so off I set on my marathon hobble to the Queens Medical Centre, from my humble wreck of a two-up-two-down crumbling holed roofed hovel of...

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Funny story: A True Diary of Woe - Part Fifty-Five

A True Diary of Woe - Part Fifty-Five

A diary of one man's (Using the term loosely) utter failure, depression, frustration, cock-ups, and impecuniousness, starting in August 1947 Chapter 98: After a great night out I was so proud when I was invited to a company 'do', and received my 'City & Guilds' in Fresh produce retailing certificate. Unfortunately it was on a Friday night, after I'd just done a 15 hour shift at work...

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Funny story: My Senior Moments - W/E Sunday 22nd April 2012 - Two

My Senior Moments - W/E Sunday 22nd April 2012 - Two

Monday 16th April 2012 * Shock of the Spoof being down when I tried to open it, was not as bad as last time. * Had bath, did teggies, shaved, had crap and changed into glad-rags, and went over the road to grope Margaret. (In my dreams!) * Walked to get some nosh, and got the tram back. I hope someone found my fingerless gloves wot I left on the tram platform seat and has made use of them. Tu...

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Funny story: Inchcock Inducted Into Spoof Hall Of Fame

Inchcock Inducted Into Spoof Hall Of Fame

Cyberspace/Nottingham - In a moving ceremony at 4.34am this morning on the banks of the Trent, tired and emotional Spoof writer Inchcock was inducted into the official Spoof Roll of Honor after becoming the first spoofer to officially write over 500 fake diaries. The 500th diary was published on Thursday when 'Willie' Hague described a tender moment with his personal assistant Julian. Other cel...

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Funny story: My Senior Moments for W/E: 15th April 2012

My Senior Moments for W/E: 15th April 2012

Monday 9th April 2012 * Up at 0300hrs - To the WC, cup of tea, pain killers, to the WC, on the Spoof, up to the WC, spill tea over me knees.. luckily it was no longer hot, to the WC... usual morning up to now (0505hrs). Tuesday 10th April 2012 * Up and on the web at 0020hrs this morning. Determined to keep any senior moments to a minimum! Wednesday 11th April 2012 * Went over too see Stew...

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Funny story: A True Diary of Woe - Part Fifty-Four

A True Diary of Woe - Part Fifty-Four

A diary of one man's (Using the term lossely) utter failure, depression, frustration, cock-ups, and impecuniousness, starting in August 1947 Chapter 97: The Missing £20 The second and last time I was assigned to a CIT shift (Cash In Transit), was when I was at a factory in Lenton, Nottingham. They had a large amount of money (£12k) they wanted collecting from a bank in Nottingham's city...

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Funny story: My Senior Moments - W/E Sunday 8th April 2012

My Senior Moments - W/E Sunday 8th April 2012

Monday 2nd April: * No Senior Moments to report today, unless of course, one has occurred that had taken affect at a later time, that my limited observational and memory cells had missed, by which time I would have become aware of its happening in which case it may be recorded elsewhere in this log, if I remember it. Or not. (I think) Tuesday 3rd April: * Hobbled to the QMC for weekly...

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