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Funny story: Harry and William sang different words to God Save the Queen at the Diamond Jubilee

Harry and William sang different words to God Save the Queen at the Diamond Jubilee

Prince Harry and Prince William did not sing the traditional words to the National Anthem during the Diamond Jubilee finale. Expert Lip readers were brought in to attempt to work out what they were singing. "We think they were singing something ab...

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Funny story: Prince Philip Finally Declared A National Treasure

Prince Philip Finally Declared A National Treasure

It's been a long time coming, but Prince Philip has finally been declared a 'National Treasure' following his outstanding performance at the Diamond Jubilee Pageant. Where it pissed down all day. The 90 year old consort to HRH - who hitherto ha...

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Funny story: 'Mammaries Are Made Of This' as Kate resorts to push-up bra

'Mammaries Are Made Of This' as Kate resorts to push-up bra

London - The 1956 Dean Martin hit was heard playing on a Thames fishing smack at Chelsea Harbour this afternoon as Kate showcased yet another frumpy, post menopausal-looking ensemble. "Looks like she's stuffed loads of toilet paper inside an under...

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Funny story: Diamond Jubilee Pageant - Pippa Middleton Keeps Her Bum Firmly Under Wraps

Diamond Jubilee Pageant - Pippa Middleton Keeps Her Bum Firmly Under Wraps

Anyone expecting a repeat of last year's Royal Wedding controversy - when Pippa Middleton's bottom completely stole the show - found only crushing disappointment as today's Diamond Jubilee Pageant passed peacefully off in the pouring rain, with nary...

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Funny story: Queen Falls Overboard During Diamond Jubilee River Pageant!

Queen Falls Overboard During Diamond Jubilee River Pageant!

The Queen narrowly escaped death this afternoon when falling overboard from the Thames cruiser Spirit of Chartwell during today's Royal Jubilee river pageant. The incident occurred as the boat, converted into a barge for the day, went underneath...

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Funny story: God boycotts Diamond Jubilee!

God boycotts Diamond Jubilee!

God has refused to attend the Queens Diamond Jubilee celebrations, he was too busy mending his garden fence in heaven because the Devil sent an army of cockroaches to dig up his front lawn (there are no moles in Gods heaven only the UK parliament) an...

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Funny story: Sycophantic Grovelling By TV Presenters Sees Hospital A & E Admissions Soar Across London

Sycophantic Grovelling By TV Presenters Sees Hospital A & E Admissions Soar Across London

A&E departments across the capital have reported a surge in admissions today as a steady stream of TV correspondents appear to be signing themselves in for treatment; suffering from a new and worrying illness, brought on by The Diamond Jubilee,...

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Funny story: Two Police Divers Missing Overnight Conducting Jubilee Pageant Security Duties

Two Police Divers Missing Overnight Conducting Jubilee Pageant Security Duties

Although details remain somewhat sketchy at the moment, it appears reasonably certain that two police divers, conducting underwater security operations ahead of the Diamond Jubilee Pageant went missing last night in the vicinity of Tower Bridge. W...

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Funny story: The Queen of Britain in Leaked Sex Tapestry -Jubilee Plans Unravel as Bestiality Allegations Lead to Worldwide Revulsion

The Queen of Britain in Leaked Sex Tapestry -Jubilee Plans Unravel as Bestiality Allegations Lead to Worldwide Revulsion

On the verge of the world celebrating the longest serving monarch, a shocking piece of tapestry made in 1958 has been found by a royal collector, that has called into question the early years of the monarch and her close relationships with some of th...

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Funny story: Prince Philip Says: "I'm Not Going To The Bloody Sodding Royal Pageant On The Buggering Thames In No Barge And That's That!"

Prince Philip Says: "I'm Not Going To The Bloody Sodding Royal Pageant On The Buggering Thames In No Barge And That's That!"

Following Prince Philip's Friday night "Stuff the ruddy buggering Diamond Jubilee!" tirade, Buckingham Palace staff were forced to flee the building again on Saturday evening, when the Prince flatly refused to go on a glorified barge in the Great Jub...

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Funny story: The Jumblies Diamond Jubilee

The Jumblies Diamond Jubilee

At the beginning of June the UK has gone into a red white and blue frenzy of celebration of the fact that the Queen Elizabeth II is still alive. What has been overlooked is that the creator of the Jumblies, Edward Lear was born in 1812 so it is also his 200th birthday. Unfortunately he is dead, however his creation, The Jumblies, will live forever (especially for those with children). Ther...

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Funny story: The Spoof Braces Itself For Wave Of Jubilee 'Pippa Middleton's Bum' Stories

The Spoof Braces Itself For Wave Of Jubilee 'Pippa Middleton's Bum' Stories

Editorial staff at online satirical website The Spoof are reportedly bracing themselves as they prepare to face a tidal wave of submissions this Jubilee weekend - about Pippa Middleton's bottom. "We always get this sort of thing," one grumbled. "A...

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Funny story: England To Be Renamed To Commemorate Jubilee

England To Be Renamed To Commemorate Jubilee

In a shock move last night, forty-five MPs signed an agreement to rename England to celebrate the Queen's Diamond Jubilee. 'Jubilengland' is the new name by which we will begin using in relation to our country from 28th July this year. Every house...

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Funny story: "Stuff The Ruddy Buggering Diamond Jubilee!" Rages The Duke Of Edinburgh

"Stuff The Ruddy Buggering Diamond Jubilee!" Rages The Duke Of Edinburgh

Buckingham Palace staff ran for cover Friday night when the Duke of Edinburgh flew into a rage, when Her Majesty suggested that he ought to retire to his bed at ten pm, as the Royal Family were facing quite a hectic weekend, and that he ought to get...

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Funny story: Luverley Jubilee! We're gunna 'ave a right ol' royal knees-up dahn the palace!

Luverley Jubilee! We're gunna 'ave a right ol' royal knees-up dahn the palace!

The Queen has decided that, to commemorate her Diamond Jubilee, she will revert to her natural speaking style for the day on June 4th. Although she usually affects a very precise BBC English accent, coming from the west end of London means she natur...

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Funny story: Weathermen and psychics predict Thames Jubilee pageant washout

Weathermen and psychics predict Thames Jubilee pageant washout

London - A karmic tempest is on the cards as the nation's soothsaying industries unite in their Diamond Jubilee predictions. Their warnings for Sunday describe a horrible foreskin - er...foretaste! - of Hurricane Beryl, a topical [sic] storm curre...

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Funny story: Queen to perform We Will Rock You

Queen to perform We Will Rock You

Queen Elizabeth the Second (First place was won centuries ago) is to round off her Diamond Jubilee celebrations by visiting Brian May's house and performing We Will Rock You stood on his roof. "Liz is really looking forward to this," said Prince P...

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