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Funny story: Detroit Lions Renamed to Detroit Generals for 2011/2012 Season

Detroit Lions Renamed to Detroit Generals for 2011/2012 Season

Following lengthy negotiations with the Ford family and the rest of the Detroit Lions management team, the team has agreed to change its name and its charter for the 2011-2012 season under the new name of the Detroit Generals. More than just a nam...

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Funny story: The 2-14 Detroit Lions Hire A Louisiana Voodoo Witch Doctor

The 2-14 Detroit Lions Hire A Louisiana Voodoo Witch Doctor

DETROIT - The owner and Chairman of The Detroit Lions, William Clay Ford, met with his son and Vice-Chairman William Clay Ford, Jr., and the Assistant Vice-Chairman Woody Cadillac to discuss the dismal 2-14 season the team just finished having. Ch...

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Funny story: Hapless Lions Quit NFL, Join High School Catholic League

Hapless Lions Quit NFL, Join High School Catholic League

In a surprise move by owner William Clay Ford this week, Detroit Lions representatives announced the team's decision to leave the NFL, in favor of a competitive arena better suited to the team. "With only two wins notched this year and none in the...

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Funny story: Detroit Lions' Only Fan Calls It Quits After Sunday's Crushing Defeat

Detroit Lions' Only Fan Calls It Quits After Sunday's Crushing Defeat

DETROIT, MICHIGAN - When the Detroit Lions had their first win in nearly two years - a 19-14 defeat of the Washington Redskins on September 27 - Harry Havisham was there to rejoice in the moment. In fact, he was the only fan in Ford Field that day,...

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Funny story: The Detroit Lions Finally Win A Game!

The Detroit Lions Finally Win A Game!

DETROIT - The fans of the NFL Detroit Lions have finally been treated to a rare rarity - Their beloved Lions have won a football game. After going for 21 months without winning a game the Lions defeated the Washington Redskins 19-14 snapping their...

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Funny story: Michael Vick Signs With The Detroit Lions

Michael Vick Signs With The Detroit Lions

DETROIT - Recently released convict Michael Vick has just been signed by the Detroit Lions. The Lions who last year had the worst record in the history of the National Football League at 0-16 are thrilled beyond belief to land the services of this...

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Funny story: Brett Favre Signs With The Detroit Lions

Brett Favre Signs With The Detroit Lions

DETROIT - The Detroit Lions who this past season went 0-16, and set the record for the worst record in the 89 year history of The National Football League have just signed ex-Packers and ex-Jets quarterback Brett Favre. The 39-year-old Favre who w...

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