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Funny story: Obama Arrested by Detroit Police

Obama Arrested by Detroit Police

DETROIT (SP) - President Obama and an unidentified supporter were arrested yesterday for making terroristic threats in South Detroit. The President made an appearance in Detroit to get a firsthand look at the devastation due to decades of Democratic...

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Funny story: Detroit's Toe Tag Gang Declares Bankruptcy

Detroit's Toe Tag Gang Declares Bankruptcy

It's not often that you hear of a Gang declaring bankruptcy but the once extremely vicious Toe Tag Gang of Detroit has filed today. "We used to control the funeral homes and Crematoriums all over the city", says ex-gang member Joe Mackerel. But t...

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Funny story: China To Open Up A Rickshaw Factory In Detroit

China To Open Up A Rickshaw Factory In Detroit

DETROIT - President Obama was in Detroit where he gladly announced that he has talked to representatives from the Republic of China about opening up a factory in Detroit. The president said that the factory will be housed in the old Oldsmobile Pla...

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Funny story: The Kentucky Derby Could Be Moving To Detroit

The Kentucky Derby Could Be Moving To Detroit

DETROIT - President Obama has just informed the mayor of Detroit that there is a very strong possibility that the famed Kentucky Derby could be moving from Louisville, Kentucky to Detroit, Michigan in 2015. The president told the mayor that the re...

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Funny story: Willie Nelson Denies The Lip Syncing Rumors

Willie Nelson Denies The Lip Syncing Rumors

TUSCALOOSA, Alabama - Willie Nelson performed before a sold out crowd at The Cotton Pickin' Arena. Afterwards he spoke with Buck Yazoo of Yippie-Ki-Yay Magazine in his fancy tour bus. Yazoo asked Willie about the recent rumors that started up i...

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Funny story: Detroit To Replace All Fire Engine Dalmatians With Chihuahuas

Detroit To Replace All Fire Engine Dalmatians With Chihuahuas

DETROIT - Mayor Dave Bing of Detroit has just issued a Mayoral Directive stating that effective September 20, at 12:15 a.m. every fire station that has a dalmatian as a firehouse mascot will have to turn their dog over to the Detroit Animal Shelter.

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Thinking About Retiring From The Music Business

Justin Bieber Thinking About Retiring From The Music Business

DETROIT - Justin Bieber performed at Detroit's Carburetor Coliseum and was surprised to hear a smattering of boos scattered throughout the venue. Afterwards he was asked backstage by Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine what he thought abou...

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Funny story: Boston Mayor Takes A Cheap Shot At Detroit

Boston Mayor Takes A Cheap Shot At Detroit

BOSTON - The mayor of Boston Thomas "Mumbles" Menino has just taken what has got to be one of the cheapest shots in the history of cheap shots. Mayor Menino speaking to a group of nuns in the parking lot of a local Silly Sardine Seafood Diner was...

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Funny story: Al Qaeda Offers To Lend Detroit $7 Billion

Al Qaeda Offers To Lend Detroit $7 Billion

DETROIT - The mayor of the bankrupt city of Detroit Dave Bing has just informed the news media that he has received a letter from the Al Qaeda organization headquartered in Pakistan. The mayor went on to say that the letter was written by a Mr. Ba...

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Funny story: Motown Returns To Detroit - Whole City Returns To Life!

Motown Returns To Detroit - Whole City Returns To Life!

The return of the famous soul music legend Motown Records to its birthplace Detroit has had an ebullient effect on the bankrupt city. From the very first announcement of its coming back, people were running out their doors to tell their neighbors abo...

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Funny story: Detroit Lions Cheerleaders To Sell Their Bras and Panties on eBay And Donate The Money To The City of Detroit

Detroit Lions Cheerleaders To Sell Their Bras and Panties on eBay And Donate The Money To The City of Detroit

DETROIT - The Detroit Lions cheerleaders held an emergency meeting at The Carburetor Coliseum and decided to collectively do something to help the city of Detroit which has filed for bankruptcy. Lions head cheerleader Brooke Springbutter, 24, info...

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Funny story: Rajon Rondo Could Be Leaving The Boston Celtics To Become A Detroit Piston

Rajon Rondo Could Be Leaving The Boston Celtics To Become A Detroit Piston

DETROIT - The talk started off as a 'maybe' but it has since intensified to a 'probably' as the Detroit Pistons have expressed an interest in acquiring Boston Celtics guard Rajon Rondo. The Pistons are of course well aware that Rondo is still recu...

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Funny story: GM chief confirms super-size Cadillac SUV

GM chief confirms super-size Cadillac SUV

Cadillac will launch a car bigger than Ford's new SUV, the Exaggeration, within the next two years, General Motors CEO Dan Akerson says. The XTS has been the biggest Cadillac, but there have been contradictory reports for at least two years about...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift's Next Breakup Song Could Be About Matthew Gray Gubler

Taylor Swift's Next Breakup Song Could Be About Matthew Gray Gubler

DETROIT - Taylor Swift performed a benefit concert at The Carburetor Coliseum with all of the proceeds going to the city of Detroit, which has just filed for bankruptcy. After the concert she was asked by Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazin...

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Funny story: Detroit Goes Bankrupt: China Is Seriously Considering Buying The City

Detroit Goes Bankrupt: China Is Seriously Considering Buying The City

DETROIT - After months of speculation and wondering when the hammer will fall, the hammer has finally fallen on the once proud city of Detroit. The city has had to file for bankruptcy due to the fact that the Detroit City Fund only has $13.53 in t...

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Funny story: Mick Jagger of The Rolling Stones Talks About His Groupies

Mick Jagger of The Rolling Stones Talks About His Groupies

DETROIT - Mick Jagger flew to Detroit to see about a business deal that his guitarist Keith Richards had told him about. While he was in the Land of The Tigers, Lions, Pistons, and Red Wings, he was asked by Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonigh...

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Funny story: Ted Nugent Says He Owns 7,913 Guns

Ted Nugent Says He Owns 7,913 Guns

DETROIT - Ted Nugent finished performing a benefit concert at Detroit's Carburetor Coliseum when he spoke backstage with Sinclair Petaluma of Political Salad Bar Magazine. Nugent who is 64, is perhaps the most anti-gun control advocate in the nati...

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