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Funny story: Derek Acorah to appear on Deal or No Deal

Derek Acorah to appear on Deal or No Deal

Derek Acorah, the Jedi Master of Psychics is to appear alongside Mystic Meg, Joe Power, Colin Fry, Belinda Bentley and several other celebrity psychics in a special one-off edition of the tedious probabilities show, Deal or No Deal. "This is going...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah pictured wearing odd socks

Derek Acorah pictured wearing odd socks

Magnificent Liverpudlian Psychic with the distinguished (and full bodied) head of hair, Derek Acorah, was pictured leaving his home in Southport today wearing odd socks. Acorah's aide, Eric D'Accord, laughed off the whole incident. "Derek is tr...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah "Disappointed" with results of The Sun's Psychic Experiment

Derek Acorah "Disappointed" with results of The Sun's Psychic Experiment

Derek Acorah, the world's foremost conduit to the realm of the other side, is disappointed with the results of his Sensational Psychic Experiment in The Sun newspaper. After requesting as many Sun readers as possible to attempt to channel their ps...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah helps The Sun perform the largest psychic experiment ever

Derek Acorah helps The Sun perform the largest psychic experiment ever

The People's Psychic, Derek Acorah has teamed up with The Sun newspaper to attempt to show the country that psychic phenomena is real and all around us. "We are going to be doing a few psychic experiments," said Acorah. "We will be gathering all o...

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Funny story: 'ENEMA' puts TV Psychic in hospital

'ENEMA' puts TV Psychic in hospital

Merseyside's best-loved 'Psychic medium/comedian' Mr Derek Acorah was dramatically rushed to hospital yesterday following a freak accident whilst performing live in his new stage show 'ENEMA'. The 61 year old Scouser who uses a varied mixture of...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah Has Body Repossessed

Derek Acorah Has Body Repossessed

Silver-haired ghost botherer Derek Acorah has sensationally had his body repossessed. The chunky, Liverpudlian, ex-footballing, spook spotter was sat with friends when Kreed Kafer (an anagram of Derek Faker, made up by Dr. Cairan O'Keefe, parrot p...

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Funny story: Joy: Derek Acorah Give's Diana Blessing For Royal Wedding

Joy: Derek Acorah Give's Diana Blessing For Royal Wedding

Spook detective and International Talker Of Bollocks, Derek Acorah has sensationally channelled Princess Diana from beyond the grave, to seek approval for William and Kate's impending matrimony. The craggy faced Liverpudlian ghost worrier told rep...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah to appear on X-Factor

Derek Acorah to appear on X-Factor

Simon Cowell has announced that for the final episode of the X-Factor he has managed to secure world famous superstar psychic, Derek Acorah. "He's going to be performing a medley of his greatest hits," Cowell said. "Including Beat It, My Way and B...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah contacts Paul the Psychic Octopus

Derek Acorah contacts Paul the Psychic Octopus

Following the death of Paul the Psychic Octopus, the only other truly psychic being on the planet, Derek Acorah, has offered to contact Paul the Psychic octopus in order to predict the results of up coming sporting events. Otto Limms, Paul's agent...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah becomes a Jedi

Derek Acorah becomes a Jedi

The most egalitarian psychic medium on the planet, Derek Acorah, has adopted the Jedi faith as his own in a public knighting ceremony on Tuesday. The medium, who has been seeing dead people since he was eight, and was the inspiration for the film...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah sneeze sells for half a million

Derek Acorah sneeze sells for half a million

Derek Acorah, widely believed to be the broadband connection to the afterlife, sneezed on live television, which led to a remarkable lot being sold on eBay. Whilst channelling Elvis for Living TV's Elvis Lives, broadcast on what would have been El...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah's Spirit Guide Possesses A Dog

Derek Acorah's Spirit Guide Possesses A Dog

Derek Acorah, widely regarded as the broadband of connections to the afterlife, has recently been seen in public with an odd dog. The dog, called Abby, is often seen sporting a variety of hats, jackets and doggy bling, such as a tail piercing. It...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah visits Altrincham

Derek Acorah visits Altrincham

Derek Acorah, the mighty oak of a celebrity psychic that blossomed from the tiny acorn of a Liverpudlian medium, arrived in Altrincham, Cheshire, today, hot on the heels of the news that listed Altrincham as the countries biggest ghost town. His o...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah is the new face of vegetarianism

Derek Acorah is the new face of vegetarianism

The Vegetarian society, based in Altrincham, Cheshire, has a new public face in the form of Jolly Good Egg, and psychic medium, Derek Acorah. Although not a vegetarian himself, the Vegetarian Society believes that Acorah is the man for the job, as...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah In Multi-Million Pound Divorce Battle

Derek Acorah In Multi-Million Pound Divorce Battle

Entertainment spookster Derek Acorah has entered into a multi-million pound divorce battle with his partner Sam. The Liverpudlian faux-medium has been with his Ethiopian partner for nearly 2000 years, when they met in a former life. The relatio...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah to "contact" Stephen Gately for ITV

Derek Acorah to "contact" Stephen Gately for ITV

Spirit medium, TV star and Professional Scouser, Derek Acorah will attempt to contact the late pop star, Stephen Gatley, for an ITV special to be aired next week. A spokesman for ITV said; "It is exciting that Derek has agreed to be a part of this...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah sets up a coffin making business

Derek Acorah sets up a coffin making business

The amazingly philanthropic psychic medium, Derek Acorah, has moved into retail with a bespoke coffin making business in the Wirral. A close friend of Acorah's, Cathy Passivic, has said it is something that he has been meaning to do for a few year...

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