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Funny story: Political Apathy Reclassified as 'Positive Thinking'

Political Apathy Reclassified as 'Positive Thinking'

In the wake of American disillusionment following the skeleton impeachment "trial" of United States President Donald Trump - which, unlike the standard trial in the American judiciary system, did not allow for the introduction of any witnesses, docum...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Dons Cloak of Happiness

Nashville Man Dons Cloak of Happiness

After decades of sporting a downtrodden expression and generally gloomy air, Nate Brigsby of Nashville, Tennessee, decided to switch up his go-to emotional garment, and, instead, don a cloak of happiness each day. "It's figurative," he explained.

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Funny story: Nashville Man Enjoys Psychotic Break

Nashville Man Enjoys Psychotic Break

“We all need to take a little time off once in a while,” said Kenneth Cooke of Nashville, Tennessee, of his nearly week-long vacation from sanity. “Unfortunately, it wasn't paid time off. But what can you do – sometimes psychosis has its own agenda.”...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Sinks like a Stone into Black Sea of Depression

Nashville Man Sinks like a Stone into Black Sea of Depression

“I’ve never been to Eastern Europe, but I’ve definitely experienced the Black Sea,” said Darren Davis of Nashville, Tennessee, regarding his recent drop into the depths of depression. “Unless you’ve got some hardcore deep-sea diving experience, I wou...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Considers Becoming Bipolar

Nashville Man Considers Becoming Bipolar

"Emotions are exhausting," noted Ben Moffat of Nashville, Tennessee. "It would be a whole lot easier to have just two of them." For that reason,  Moffat explained that he is seriously considering becoming bipolar. "That way, when someone asks me h...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Secretly Thinks World Has Gone Crazy

Nashville Man Secretly Thinks World Has Gone Crazy

Although Ray McGowan of Nashville, Tennessee, doesn’t like to ruffle feathers or cause offense, he admitted to secretly thinking that the modern world has gone a little crazy. “More than a little, if I’m really truthful,” he said. “Just between yo...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Strongly Cautions Friend Against Suicide

Nashville Man Strongly Cautions Friend Against Suicide

When a down-in-the-dumps friend confided that he was considering taking his own life, Caleb Higgins of Nashville, Tennessee, strongly cautioned his friend against committing suicide. "I totally get the appeal, but it's really not all it's cracked...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Realizes His Depression Is Actually Happiness

Nashville Man Realizes His Depression Is Actually Happiness

It came as a pleasant surprise to Nate Bowen of Nashville, Tennessee, that what he had previously identified as deep depression was, in fact, profound happiness. "My world's a little rocked," said Bowen. "But it's obviously a fortunate turn of eve...

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Funny story: Paranoid Man Now Unable To Watch Rugby Matches

Paranoid Man Now Unable To Watch Rugby Matches

A man who has suffered from paranoia for more than 50 years, has told friends how his condition has deteriorated recently so that he cannot bear to watch rugby, either live, or on the television. Gerald Fitzpatrick, 63, from East London, has been...

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Funny story: Desperate FDA Classifies Anxiety as Exercise

Desperate FDA Classifies Anxiety as Exercise

Desperate to counter skyrocketing rates of mental illness and plummeting rates of physical activity, the Food and Drug Association has officially classified anxiety as exercise. "It really does get the heart rate up at times," said FDA Commissione...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Reluctantly Accepts Unconditional Happiness

Nashville Man Reluctantly Accepts Unconditional Happiness

After decades of attempting to find happiness though career success and personal relationships but never managing to attain any of these things, Casey Chapman of Nashville, Tennessee, reluctantly accepted unconditional happiness. "It wasn't my fir...

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Funny story: One in Four Americans Affected by Mental Health

One in Four Americans Affected by Mental Health

A recent report from the National Institute of Health revealed that one in four Americans is affected by mental health, but, fortunately, rates of mental health are on the rapid decline. "We're making progress," said NIH Director Francis Collins.

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Funny story: General Anesthesia Recommended for Majority of American Population

General Anesthesia Recommended for Majority of American Population

With over half of Americans regularly taking at least one prescription medication for either physical or psychological ailments or both, the Food and Drug Administration has recommended that the majority of the population simply be put under general...

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Funny story: Dear Cynical Sam: An Advice Column

Dear Cynical Sam: An Advice Column

The following are letters from Cynical Sam's readers. Both of them. Dear Cynical Sam, This is the seventh letter I've written you about this, and you have never answered. So here I go again. My husband Harold and I went for a drive three mo...

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Funny story: United States to Annex State of Anxiety

United States to Annex State of Anxiety

Not to be deterred by his failed bid to purchase Greenland, United States President, Donald Trump, recently announced that the nation will be annexing the 51st state - specifically, the state of Anxiety. "Rich in natural resources like indigenous...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Finds Humor in Stupid and Mundane Parts of Life and Ends Up Laughing All the Time

Nashville Man Finds Humor in Stupid and Mundane Parts of Life and Ends Up Laughing All the Time

Lionel Bigsby of Brooklyn, New York, decided to stop crying or.yelling about all the stupid and mundane nonsense that came his way, and to laugh over it instead - and has been in stitches ever since. "What does 'in stitches' even mean?" said a cac...

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Funny story: Only Time Americans Believe Everything Is Going to Be All Right Is When They Hear It in a Song

Only Time Americans Believe Everything Is Going to Be All Right Is When They Hear It in a Song

With cynicism and disillusionment increasingly pervading the American consciousness thanks to shifty politicians, racial divisiveness, spiraling gun violence, and ever more dire reports about climate change, Americans are having a harder time than ev...

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