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Funny story: Denver Broncos Sign Sumo Wrestler For 2014 Season

Denver Broncos Sign Sumo Wrestler For 2014 Season

The Denver Broncos have signed one of the world's best sumo wrestlers to a two-year contract it was announced today. The Broncos front office told the Sporting News that with this guy playing center in front of him, they hope to keep Peyton Mannin...

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Funny story: Afghanistan To Black Out The Super Bowl

Afghanistan To Black Out The Super Bowl

KABUL, Afghanistan - The government of Afghanistan has just announced that it has decided that it will not be broadcasting this year's Super Bowl game. A representative for the country stated that it was decided to black out the football game betw...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Reveals Which Super Bowl Team She Would Prefer To Twerk

Miley Cyrus Reveals Which Super Bowl Team She Would Prefer To Twerk

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus, who may not have invented twerking but who certainly has put it to use more than anyone else recently met with Rufus Reno, a writer with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily. The two had lunch at The Flamboyant Tortilla Res...

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Funny story: World Leaders President Obama and President Putin Make An Interesting Super Bowl Bet

World Leaders President Obama and President Putin Make An Interesting Super Bowl Bet

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has just informed the news media about a bet that has been made between President Obama and Russian President Vladimir Putin. The leaders of the two most powerful nations in the world have...

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Funny story: The Mayors of Denver and Seattle Make A Very Interesting Bet On The Super Bowl

The Mayors of Denver and Seattle Make A Very Interesting Bet On The Super Bowl

DENVER - The honorable Mayor Michael B. Hancock of The Mile High City has just informed the news media that he and the mayor of Seattle, the honorable Ed Murray have placed a bet on Super Bowl XLVIII (48). Every year it is customary for the mayors...

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Funny story: Russian President Vladimir Putin Reveals Who He Has Picked To Win The Super Bowl

Russian President Vladimir Putin Reveals Who He Has Picked To Win The Super Bowl

MOSCOW - It is no secret that Russian President Vladimir Putin is a great sports fan. He has always said that his favorite Major League Baseball team is the Cincinnati Reds (no surprise there). Putin has also commented that in football he likes...

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Funny story: An Astounding Super Bowl Fact Regarding Marijuana, The Denver Broncos, and The Seattle Seahawks

An Astounding Super Bowl Fact Regarding Marijuana, The Denver Broncos, and The Seattle Seahawks

LOS ANGELES - Sports writer Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette News has made a very amazing observation regarding the two Super Bowl bound teams. La Bamba pointed out in his publication that the Denver Broncos and the Seattle Seahawks are...

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Funny story: President Obama Reveals Who He Is Betting On In Super Bowl XLVIII (48)

President Obama Reveals Who He Is Betting On In Super Bowl XLVIII (48)

SAVANNAH, Georgia - President Obama was in Savannah speaking before a group of retired peach pickers. He told the group that he has always admired Southern pickers and he was not referring to guitar players. The president said that without pick...

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Funny story: Tom Brady's Wife Gisele Bundchen Explains Why The Denver Broncos Beat The New England Patriots

Tom Brady's Wife Gisele Bundchen Explains Why The Denver Broncos Beat The New England Patriots

DENVER - Hundreds of sports writers from all over the world have written why they feel the Denver Broncos defeated the New England Patriots 26-16. Some blamed it on the fact that Tom Brady did not pass enough. Others blamed it on the fact that the...

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Funny story: Peyton Manning's Denver Broncos and Tom Brady's New England Patriots To Clash In The Rocky Mountains

Peyton Manning's Denver Broncos and Tom Brady's New England Patriots To Clash In The Rocky Mountains

DENVER - The Denver Broncos will host the New England Patriots in the American Football Conference Championship Game. Sports Balls Illustrated Daily's Rufus Reno talked with Peyton Manning and asked him if he will do anything different to prepare...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Says He Is Picking The Denver Broncos To Win The Super Bowl

Kim Jong Un Says He Is Picking The Denver Broncos To Win The Super Bowl

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy National News Agency has just announced that Kim Jong Un has made a Super Bowl prediction. The North Korean leader reportedly told his BFF former NBA star Dennis Rodman that he predicts that the Denver Bronc...

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Funny story: Marijuana Can Now Be Legally Purchased In Colorado

Marijuana Can Now Be Legally Purchased In Colorado

DENVER - Denver Police Officer Burton Onionwood [Badge #90903] said that he has been a member of the DPD for 27 years and he has never seen a happier bunch of people as those he saw today waiting in line outside pot stores. Effective at 12:01 a.m.

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Funny story: The Denver Broncos Shocked By The San Diego Chargers

The Denver Broncos Shocked By The San Diego Chargers

DENVER - Sports Authority Field at Mile High is supposed to be a nice place for the Denver Broncos to win with the mighty Rocky Mountains in the background but it didn't happen. The Chargers of San Diego flew into the Mile High City and showed the...

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Funny story: Tom Brady Says That New England Will Defeat The Houston Texans by 32 Points

Tom Brady Says That New England Will Defeat The Houston Texans by 32 Points

FOXBORO, Massachusetts - New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady is feeling a bit cocky as he has just predicted that his team will beat the Houston Texans in Houston by 32 points. Brady still celebrating their 34-31 victory over Peyton Manning...

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Funny story: Denver Broncos Fans Are Still In Shock At The Loss To The New England Patriots

Denver Broncos Fans Are Still In Shock At The Loss To The New England Patriots

DENVER - The Denver Broncos led the New England Patriots 24-0 at the halftime, but unfortunately they had to play the second half and they ended up losing 34-31. Denver Coach John Fox said after the game that his Broncos ran into the worst blizzar...

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Funny story: The Kansas City Chiefs Lose Their First Game of The Season

The Kansas City Chiefs Lose Their First Game of The Season

KANSAS CITY - After starting off with a fabulous 9-0 record the Kansas City Chiefs have fallen to 9-1 as they were beaten by the Denver Broncos 27-13. One of the Chiefs players said that the reason they lost was because of the Denver altitude whic...

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Funny story: The Denver Broncos Go To 8-1 As They Beat The San Diego Chargers

The Denver Broncos Go To 8-1 As They Beat The San Diego Chargers

SAN DIEGO - Several Denver Broncos players say that they hate playing in California because of the possibility of earthquakes. But the San Diego Chargers were the ones who felt the tremblers as they fell to the Broncos by a score of 28-20. The...

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