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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says Time Machine Took Her back in Time

Miley Cyrus Says Time Machine Took Her back in Time

I don't know what Miley Cyrus is into but she is telling everyone that she has been on a Time Machine and went back in time. Most are saying that she went to Colorado or Washinton and wound up thinking or dreaming that she was on a Time Machine.

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Funny story: New Toking/Smoking Weather Forecast Available

New Toking/Smoking Weather Forecast Available

DENVER, COLORADO - The Denver/Boulder Office of the National Weather Service will now include the new and specific forecasting of Chinook winds as they apply to the distribution of marijuana and other kinds of personal smoke down along the front rang...

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Funny story: Denver Named The Nation's Munchies Capital

Denver Named The Nation's Munchies Capital

DENVER - The city of Denver is still somewhat downtrodden after the Denver Broncos were blown away in Super Bowl XXII by the Seattle Seahawks 43-8. But Mayor Michael B. Hancock has informed the Mile High City news media that Denver has just been n...

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Funny story: Economy in Colorado Higher Than The Rockies

Economy in Colorado Higher Than The Rockies

Denver Mayor Hancock says that, although he was against legalizing recreational marijuana at first, he says it is making his city and the whole state wealthy. "I had previously thought about all the problems but they don't seem to be any worse tha...

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Funny story: Denver's Top Marijuana Shop Now Delivers Pot Via Drones

Denver's Top Marijuana Shop Now Delivers Pot Via Drones

DENVER - According to the Colorado Department of Business, the top selling pot shop in the entire state is The Higher Than A Friggin Kite Marijuana Shop which is located in Denver. The top pot shop is owned by Gulliver Gingergrove, 38, and his wif...

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Funny story: Most Colorado Marijuana Shops Have Added Top Shelf Marijuana To Their Shops

Most Colorado Marijuana Shops Have Added Top Shelf Marijuana To Their Shops

DENVER - Now that hundreds of pot shops have popped up all over the state of Colorado, many customers are asking for the better brand of marijuana. Ned and Ashlyn Buxworthy owners of Denver's The Magic Marijuana Mistress Pot Shop have said that th...

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Funny story: Colorado Has Just Become The #1 Destination For Newlyweds

Colorado Has Just Become The #1 Destination For Newlyweds

DENVER - According to the National Commission on Tourism, Colorado has just become the most popular state in the nation. And much of that honor can be attributed to the fact that on January 1, 2014, it became legal in the state to buy and use mar...

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Funny story: In Surprise Move, John Elway Drafts Himself as the New Broncos Quarterback

In Surprise Move, John Elway Drafts Himself as the New Broncos Quarterback

DENVER, COLORADO - John Elway, Vice President of Football Operations for the Denver Broncos, has decided to draft himself as the team's new quarterback. Elway, who started a record five Super Bowls and won two during his earlier career in the 80...

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Funny story: Denver Will Build A 90-Story Building Just From The Taxes On Marijuana

Denver Will Build A 90-Story Building Just From The Taxes On Marijuana

DENVER - Senator Jimbo Quickdance [D-Denver] has just informed the residents of his hometown that he is excited about an announcement regarding marijuana taxes. Senator Quickdance, who calls himself a bouncing Colorado Baby Boomer, stated that jus...

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Funny story: Seattle Mayor Thrilled As He Wins A Super Bowl Bet Against The Mayor of Denver

Seattle Mayor Thrilled As He Wins A Super Bowl Bet Against The Mayor of Denver

SEATTLE - The Northwest city of Seattle may not be a mile high like Denver, but it is certainly higher than the Mile High City in victory celebrations as their Seattle Seahawks are the Super Bowl Champions. Earlier in the week Seattle Mayor Ed Mur...

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Funny story: Denver's First All-Nude Marijuana Shop Is The Top Selling Pot Shop In The Entire State of Colorado

Denver's First All-Nude Marijuana Shop Is The Top Selling Pot Shop In The Entire State of Colorado

DENVER - Every single marijuana shop in the Rocky Mountain State of Colorado is having outstanding cannabis sales. But there is one marijuana shop in the Mile High City of Denver that is the state's top selling pot shop with sales that are literal...

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Funny story: "Colorado Has Idiots" New Reality Show Hilarious!

"Colorado Has Idiots" New Reality Show Hilarious!

NBC has bought the rights to "Colorado Has Idiots!" which will begin in a couple of months" according to spokesman, David Gheer. Gheer told reporters that they have several 'Idiot' videos already "that almost caused me to wet my pants" and that th...

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Funny story: Bong tragedy at Denver high school

Bong tragedy at Denver high school

Denver, Colorado - A 16 year-old student at Smoke-On-The-Water High School accidentally set himself on fire today in what cops suspect might be the first recorded tragic bong accident at a Colorado public school since decriminalization of the pot law...

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Funny story: Denver Opens Up Colorado's First Marijuana Movie Theater

Denver Opens Up Colorado's First Marijuana Movie Theater

DENVER - The management of Denver's Zebulon Pike 16 Movie Theater Complex has just announced that they will be turning one of their 16 movie theaters into a marijuana smoking theater. Lance Swanee, 29, who manages the movie complex said that the m...

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Funny story: 83-Year-Old Great Grandmother Is The Oldest Marijuana Shop Owner In Colorado

83-Year-Old Great Grandmother Is The Oldest Marijuana Shop Owner In Colorado

DENVER - The state of Colorado has just announced that Sophie Higginwax of Denver is the oldest pot shop owner in the entire state of Colorado. The 83-year-old great-grandmother has just purchased The Grass Is Always Greener Marijuana Shop in down...

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Funny story: Denver Opens Its First Drive Thru Marijuana Shop

Denver Opens Its First Drive Thru Marijuana Shop

DENVER - Colorado state Senator Jimbo Quickdance [D-Denver] presided at the ribbon cutting ceremonies at The Wacky Weed Pot Shop. Ollie Rushmill, owner of the Wacky Weed, is the first pot shop owner in Colorado to have a drive-thru window at his m...

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Funny story: The Cucamonga Chapter of The Hells Angels Is Relocating To Colorado

The Cucamonga Chapter of The Hells Angels Is Relocating To Colorado

CUCAMONGA, California - The director of the Cucamonga Chapter of The Hells Angels motorcycle club, Clyde "Vroom-Vroom" Stefenko, has informed the news media that his group will be leaving Cucamonga and relocating to Denver, Colorado. Stefenko stat...

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