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Funny story: Sparks and Mensa launch their denture range

Sparks and Mensa launch their denture range

Sparks and Mensa, the high street store for those with more brains than brawn, are launching a new range of mouth wear, Denture Tools. "We're very pleased with our new range," said creator, Dennis Chure. "We think it is a step forward in teeth."...

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Funny story: Doomsday cult warns about Nigella's coq au vin

Doomsday cult warns about Nigella's coq au vin

London - A shadowy Illuminati offshoot has red carded domestic goddess Nigella Lawson's new spring chicken recipe. Barking Seventh Day Adventist Dentists' Allotment Society has banned her 'summer solstice spatchcock chicken nuggets in a red wine j...

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Funny story: Prince William To Lose His Teeth Due To Rare Condition - Wife Kate's Could Soon Follow!

Prince William To Lose His Teeth Due To Rare Condition - Wife Kate's Could Soon Follow!

On the advice of royal physicians Prince William is to have all of his teeth extracted. Unlike normal people William's teeth have never stopped growing though up until just a few weeks ago there rate of growth had remained more or less steady. Most o...

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Funny story: People would rather be punched in the face than go to the dentist

People would rather be punched in the face than go to the dentist

Britain is facing a bad teeth epidemic, and the Dentist Industry Watchdog, InterDent, has placed the blame firmly at the feet of dentists. "They're very expensive," said Ian Sizer, Press Officer for InterDent. "In a recent survey, people with toot...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Talks Openly Regarding Marriage, Her Raging Hormones, and Brad Pitt

Jennifer Aniston Talks Openly Regarding Marriage, Her Raging Hormones, and Brad Pitt

HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Aniston was recently honored for her role as Dr. Julia Harris, the nymphomaniacal dentist in the film Horrible Bosses. Aniston received the coveted Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres 'Sexy Starlet Award' for portraying the most sensuous...

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Funny story: Dentists want a reduction from 5-a-day

Dentists want a reduction from 5-a-day

Dentists across the UK are opposed to government measures to increase the so-called 5-a-day, and want the opposite. "We need Britons to reduce to three a day, or even two a day," said Denby Twist of the Dorking Dentistry School. "The last thing we...

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Funny story: Kate's stunning teeth 'kept in a glass of water at night time'

Kate's stunning teeth 'kept in a glass of water at night time'

London - The cosmetic secrets of Kate Middleton's pearly gnashers were revealed at a press conference at lunchtime today. A perfect alignment of all 32 teeth is mostly due to their part-time role that regularly ends at bedtime, orthodontic sources...

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Funny story: Neil Warnock's teeth

Neil Warnock's teeth

QPR fans are chewing over the formation of their manager's new teeth. "Sir Neil's Hampsteads don't seem to fit, he looks like Dick Emery's vicar" proclaimed lifelong QPR fan Ginger Vitis, a dental hygienist from East Acton. Warnock guided his...

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Funny story: Three or four things your dentist won't tell you

Three or four things your dentist won't tell you

When we go in for a check-up, we want to know what we can do to prevent high dental costs. Sure, we always hate to hear that we should floss more, but we want total honesty from our dentist. Or do we? Frankly, there are things that your dentist wants to keep to himself. Here's a list of the top three: 1) He's a boob man. He likes big boobs, small boobs, and medium ones, too. 2) He's a...

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Funny story: Higher Education Stymied. Police Shut Down Meth Lab at Votech School!

Higher Education Stymied. Police Shut Down Meth Lab at Votech School!

Police and K-9 units shut down a Charleston, W. Va industrial arts school after discovering that students, teachers, and the head administrator were running a pharmaceutical lab producing high grade Methamphetamine, (Meth.) Attention was drawn to...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Seeks Charity to Pay for Kids' Braces

Sarah Palin Seeks Charity to Pay for Kids' Braces

Sarah Palin recently went on Fox News and publicly admitted that she could use some help in paying for her kids' dental expenses. "Do you even know how much a set of braces costs these days?" asked Palin as she made her case for asking folks who...

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Funny story: Farting Dentist Banned

Farting Dentist Banned

Matthew Stilton, known as 'the farting dentist' because of his disturbing flatulence has been banned from his practice because of 'inappropriate behaviour'.. A colleague complained that he was giving patients 'the wrong sort of gas' and it made th...

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Funny story: US House covets dental gold

US House covets dental gold

Washington DC - A confidential source, code-named Praline, on a key committee of the US House has revealed that not only will Social Security be cut to the quick, but Baby Boomers will be targeted in a new way. As gold is expected to reach $2,000...

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Funny story: Local Man Left Bloody & Beaten after Encounter with Dental Hygienist over Language Barrier!

Local Man Left Bloody & Beaten after Encounter with Dental Hygienist over Language Barrier!

A Local Man, a semi articulate and part time satire writer, was left speechless after a mind numbing encounter with a dental hygienist today which left him bloody and wishing for a kidney stone attack instead. Melvin Wordsmithe, a mild mannered r...

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Funny story: News Anchor hospitalised, Dental Patients left gagging as Natural Amalgam scandal unfolds

News Anchor hospitalised, Dental Patients left gagging as Natural Amalgam scandal unfolds

Dr. Harry Monk, a dentist in Newcastle has become embroiled in a major NHS scandal. Monk's Dental practice website states: "Mercury fillings are unsightly, and there is anecdotal evidence mercury amalgam may be hazardous to health" "At Mon...

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Funny story: Dentists Slam Ugly Betty's Braces

Dentists Slam Ugly Betty's Braces

Orthodontists are sick to the back teeth of patients refusing to wear dental braces - all thanks to Ugly Betty! TV's eccentrically-clad magazine tyro Betty Suarez is famous for her lack of fashion sense, her hair - and, of course, her braces. B...

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Funny story: Report from Taiwan dentists - chowing down on large burgers can damage your jaw

Report from Taiwan dentists - chowing down on large burgers can damage your jaw

Taiwanese dentists have urged fast food chains to drop over-sized burgers from their menus following a growing number of jaw injury cases. Apparently the human jaw is only meant to handle objects up to one and a half inches thick. Personally,...

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