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Funny story: Gov. Christie Selects Curses for Swearing-In Ceremony

Gov. Christie Selects Curses for Swearing-In Ceremony

Special to TPN - Special assistant Goober Flatus announced that New Jersey governor Chris Christie has chosen the curse words to be used in his second inaugural speech following the swearing-in ceremony on Tuesday, January 21. "The governor has worke...

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Funny story: Dennis Rodman Checks Himself Into A Rehab Clinic

Dennis Rodman Checks Himself Into A Rehab Clinic

NEW YORK CITY - The worldwide traveling former NBA star Dennis Rodman has finally returned back to American soil after his trip to North Korea. And Dennis surprised everyone as he immediately checked himself into The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab C...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Confesses She Admires Dennis Rodman

Miley Cyrus Confesses She Admires Dennis Rodman

NEW YORK CITY - Miley Cyrus has said that if you thought that her antics in 2013 were really pushing the envelope wait until you see what she has up her sleeves for 2014. The self-proclaimed Twerking Princess of America told Regis Philbin on The V...

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Funny story: North Korea Votes Dennis Rodman As The Most Popular Foreigner In The Country

North Korea Votes Dennis Rodman As The Most Popular Foreigner In The Country

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency reports that Kim Jong Un is thrilled at the latest honor being bestowed on his best friend Dennis Rodman. The former NBA star has just been named The Most Popular Foreigner In North Korea. Kim...

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Funny story: Dennis Rodman Apologizes To Kim Jong Un For His USA Team Blowing Out The North Korean All-Star Team

Dennis Rodman Apologizes To Kim Jong Un For His USA Team Blowing Out The North Korean All-Star Team

PYONGYANG, North Korea - NBA player and one of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un's best friends, Dennis Rodman has apologized to the North Korean president. After celebrating Kim Jong Un's 31st birthday with a fabulous party at Pyongyang's President...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un to Begin Using "Basketball Rules" to Govern North Korea

Kim Jong Un to Begin Using "Basketball Rules" to Govern North Korea

Crazy and unpredictable dictator of North Korea Kim Jong Un today announced that he had been studying the economics and history of his country and had reached an epiphany regarding the way North Korea has been governed. Instead of the doctrine o...

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Funny story: Dennis Rodman Sings Happy Birthday To Kim Jong Un

Dennis Rodman Sings Happy Birthday To Kim Jong Un

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Former NBA player, Dennis Rodman attended Kim Jong Un's birthday party which was held at the luxurious Pyongyang Presidential Palace. Rodman had flown several former U.S. basketball players to participate in an exhibition...

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Funny story: Dennis Rodman and Former NBA Stars Feast On North Korean Political Prisoners

Dennis Rodman and Former NBA Stars Feast On North Korean Political Prisoners

Disturbing, yet unconfirmed reports, emanating from North Korea are suggesting that several political opponents of leader Kim Jong Un were set upon by a pack of former NBA basketball players, led by Dennis Rodman, that hadn't eaten in days as Kim and...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Wants Kim Jong Un To Appear On His TV Comedy Show Anger Management

Charlie Sheen Wants Kim Jong Un To Appear On His TV Comedy Show Anger Management

HOLLYWOOD - Charlie Sheen has always been a master at knowing how to get the TV ratings up. He carried Two and A Half Men to the top of the sitcom charts before he began clashing with the show's creator, producer, and chief writer Chuck Lorre. Now...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Makes Dennis Rodman A Very Nice Offer

Kim Jong Un Makes Dennis Rodman A Very Nice Offer

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korea's national news agency, The Rice Paddy is reporting that Kim Jong Un has informed former NBA player Dennis Rodman that he would like for him to be his personal bodyguard. Kim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman have beco...

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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un Kidnaps Pussy Riot As Christmas Present for Dennis Rodman

Kim Jong-Un Kidnaps Pussy Riot As Christmas Present for Dennis Rodman

Pyongyang, N. Korea Pussy Riot, fabled Russian protest group, were kidnapped by husky dictator Kim Jong-Un in a move to impress basketball player Dennis Rodman. Kim, whose narcissistic father Kim Jong-Il once kidnapped a film director and actres...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Has A Crush On Megyn Kelly - Sends Her 500 Pounds of Rice

Kim Jong Un Has A Crush On Megyn Kelly - Sends Her 500 Pounds of Rice

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un, the leader of North Korea, has stated that there is nothing he likes more than a feisty woman who is not afraid to show the world that she can be gorgeously beautiful and have a set of balls as well. Kim Jong...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Invites Megyn Kelly To Visit North Korea And View His Collection of Missiles

Kim Jong Un Invites Megyn Kelly To Visit North Korea And View His Collection of Missiles

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency has reported that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has a crush on FOX News reporter Megyn Kelly. And they further state that Kim Jong Un has extended a personal invitation to the 43-year-old Kelly...

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Funny story: Mrs. Kim Jong Un Asks Her Husband For A Divorce

Mrs. Kim Jong Un Asks Her Husband For A Divorce

PYONGYANG, North Korea - In a story that has shocked the people of North Korea, Mrs. Kim Jong Un has talked to her husband and informed him that she wants out of their 4-year marriage. Ri Sol Ju, who is a beautiful woman, reportedly told her husba...

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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un Names Dennis Rodman as #2 in North Korea

Kim Jong-Un Names Dennis Rodman as #2 in North Korea

Pyongang, North Korea Not long after Kim Jong Un's uncle Jang Song Thaek "disappeared," the diminuative dictator of North Korea named his basketball hero Dennis Rodman as his new second in command. In honor of Mr. Rodman's ascension, Kim ordere...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Loses Money in Craigslist Con And Threatens to Bomb U.S.

Kim Jong Un Loses Money in Craigslist Con And Threatens to Bomb U.S.

Pyongyang, North Korea-Kim Jong Un has lost his money to an unscrupulous Craigslist poster. North Korean despot Kim Jong Un recently attempted to buy the 1994 Chicago Bulls championship basketball signed by the full team on Craigslist. Of course,...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Tells Dennis Rodman To Get Him A Date With Britney Spears

Kim Jong Un Tells Dennis Rodman To Get Him A Date With Britney Spears

NEW YORK CITY - Dennis Rodman, the former NBA star whom North Korean leader Kim Jong Un calls his BFF, has just been told by Kim to see about getting him a date with one of his favorite American celebrities Britney Spears. Kim Jong Un reportedly t...

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