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Funny story: Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt Admits She Has A Crush On President Obama

Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt Admits She Has A Crush On President Obama

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - A U.S. news agency is reporting that it has received word from an inside source that Denmark's Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt has revealed a secret to her hair stylist. American Spotlight Magazine is reporting that the...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Comments About Denmark's Sexy Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

Kim Jong Un Comments About Denmark's Sexy Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

PYONGYANG - North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un spoke to North Korea's national news agency The Rice Paddy. He informed them that he had received a very nice phone call from the Danish prime minister thanking him for the gift of 40 pounds of the fines...

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Funny story: President Obama Apologizes To His Wife

President Obama Apologizes To His Wife

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A White House source has stated that he learned that President Obama recently apologized to Michelle about the rumors regarding Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt. The president and Denmark's prime minister were photog...

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Funny story: Denmark's Beautiful Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt Denies She's Been Sexting President Obama

Denmark's Beautiful Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt Denies She's Been Sexting President Obama

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt has responded to White House reports that allege that she has been sending text messages of a personal nature to President Obama. The very pretty prime minister did admit that she...

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Funny story: Playboy Asks Denmark's Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt To Appear In A Nude Layout

Playboy Asks Denmark's Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt To Appear In A Nude Layout

CHICAGO - Playboy Corporation mogul Hugh Hefner has offered the stunning blonde prime minister of Denmark, Helle Thorning-Schmidt $1.8 million to appear in a nude layout in his magazine. Hefner spoke with reporters and stated that he knows that th...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Will Turn 50 Soon & Not Pleased!

Michelle Obama Will Turn 50 Soon & Not Pleased!

First lady Michelle Obama will be the guest of honor at a White House dance party next month when she turns "50 and fabulous" but looks more like "50 and frustrated". She's still not all that happy about the Prime Minister of Denmark flirting with...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Responds To The Rumors About Her Husband And Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

Michelle Obama Responds To The Rumors About Her Husband And Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Michelle Obama was shopping at a local Walmart when she was approached by a reporter with National Focus Magazine. Durango Tucker asked the first lady about the rumors that she is very upset at her husband's flirting with Helle...

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Funny story: President Obama Asks Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt To Please Stop Texting Him So Much

President Obama Asks Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt To Please Stop Texting Him So Much

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama and the prime minister of Denmark, Helle Thorning-Schmidt made headlines all over the world when they were photographed playing footsie at the Nelson Mandela Memorial Eulogy in Johannesburg, South Africa. The att...

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Funny story: Obama Girls Upset With Dad Over Denmark P.M.

Obama Girls Upset With Dad Over Denmark P.M.

It has become obvious that President Obama's daughters, Sasha and Malia, are taking their mother's side over the recent events at the Memorial for Mandela in Africa. According to those close enough to hear, the girls are pretty upset. "He told...

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Funny story: President Obama Invites Denmark's Sexy Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt To Spend The Christmas Holidays At The White House

President Obama Invites Denmark's Sexy Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt To Spend The Christmas Holidays At The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has stated that President Obama was so impressed with the blonde Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt that he has invited her and her husband to the White House for the Christmas holid...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Wants To Buy Denmark's Two Nuclear Weapons

Kim Jong Un Wants To Buy Denmark's Two Nuclear Weapons

PYONGYANG, North Korea - According to North Korea's national news agency, The Rice Paddy, Kim Jong Un has contacted the Danish government and stated that he would like to purchase the two nuclear weapons that they have just developed. The North Ko...

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Funny story: Denmark Reveals They Have Just Developed Two Nuclear Bombs

Denmark Reveals They Have Just Developed Two Nuclear Bombs

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - The Danish government has just informed the United Nations that after 13 years of planning, developing, and manufacturing they have finally been able to build two nuclear weapons A spokesperson for the Danish government who s...

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Funny story: Paul Ryan Hints That When Romney Is Elected He'll Probably Invade Denmark

Paul Ryan Hints That When Romney Is Elected He'll Probably Invade Denmark

NAPOLEON, Ohio - GOP vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan was asked by GOPicky Magazine's Amos Soursuckle about the rumor floating around the Great Lakes area. The political rumor is that The Old Flip Flopper has stated that when he is elected pr...

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Funny story: BBC's Borgen A 'Danish' Con Says Local Man

BBC's Borgen A 'Danish' Con Says Local Man

Hit Danish drama, Borgen, has been exposed as a con by a local TV expert. The show, which details the trials and tribulations of a woman prime minister trying to keep a coalition government together in Denmark, is the latest Scandinavian success s...

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Funny story: The World's Largest Sperm Bank Says "No" To Redhead Deposits

The World's Largest Sperm Bank Says "No" To Redhead Deposits

COPENHAGEN, Denmark - France's national news agency Le News is reporting that the largest sperm bank system in the world Wigglies 'R' Us has issued an official directive stating that it will no longer accept any deposits from redheads. The Directo...

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Funny story: Marmite Row Spreads To Tetley's Brewery Closure: Anti-Dane Feeling Grows

Marmite Row Spreads To Tetley's Brewery Closure: Anti-Dane Feeling Grows

News that an MP has tabled an Early Day Motion condemning the closure of Leeds's Tetley brewery has fuelled the growing anti-Dane mood in the UK. As we reported yesterday, the Danish government's decision to ban the sale of Marmite in the country...

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Funny story: Marmite Ban In Denmark Provokes Strong UK Response

Marmite Ban In Denmark Provokes Strong UK Response

Denmark's banning of Marmite, the UK's favourite savoury spread, has provoked a massive response from British authorities. All books written by Hans Christian Anderson, including The Ugly Duckling, are to be thrown on bonfires built outside librar...

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