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Funny story: UK scupper the Ark Royal and reincarnate Dads Army!

UK scupper the Ark Royal and reincarnate Dads Army!

Cuts, cuts and more cuts have forced the "Dynamic Duo" into making many radical budget decisions and one of the worst hit areas is the military. David Cameron announced the cuts in front of bewildered opposition MP's today and here are the main po...

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Funny story: Royal Navy Cuts: Nelson Spinning In His Grave

Royal Navy Cuts: Nelson Spinning In His Grave

Latest defence cuts, which will see the end of Roal Navy flagship HMS Ark Royal, have been greeted with horror by a top naval expert. While the cuts will allow two new aircraft carriers to be built, neither will have any jet aircraft taking off fr...

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Funny story: RAF Pilots to Train on Model Planes

RAF Pilots to Train on Model Planes

The Ministry of Defence has announced today that, from early next year, the Royal Air Force will be getting rid of all of its aircraft except those used to ferry officers, MPs and minor royals. In a massive cost cutting exercise 327 fixed wing air...

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Funny story: Aircraft carrier fiasco takes a turn for the worse

Aircraft carrier fiasco takes a turn for the worse

Today, the government announced that construction of the Royal Navy's two new aircraft carriers is to go ahead. However, for the first two years of their service, they will have no aircraft, due to dire cuts in the defence budget and the axing of the...

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Funny story: Defence in the Firing Line

Defence in the Firing Line

With the Government completing the spending review the Defence industries are feeling under fire. But a solution to their problems has emerged and our briefings tell us of remarkable last minute UK deals. We learn that Trident is back in favour an...

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Funny story: Defence cuts to reduce Royal Navy to smallest size

Defence cuts to reduce Royal Navy to smallest size

In a desperate bid to save two new aircraft carriers which are under construction, Royal Navy chiefs have agreed with government demands to reduce the number of warships in the fleet by almost 75%. This move will cut the Navy down to a size last seen...

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Funny story: Defence Minister Warns Over Cuts

Defence Minister Warns Over Cuts

News that the Government plans to cut the amount of "XBox Live" points given to the Army to play "Call Of Duty" has caused controversy. Defence Secretary Liam Fox has warned "The threat from Call Of Duty 2: Modern Warfare is very real. If our troo...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight To Face Possible Defence Cuts

Isle of Wight To Face Possible Defence Cuts

The Strategic and Defence Security Review is eagerly awaited by many armed forces personnel, as it appears massive cuts are to be made across the defensive board. Not least of those awaiting its results are the twenty strong Armed Response Unit ba...

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