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Funny story: Bank of God to End the World's Debt Crisis

Bank of God to End the World's Debt Crisis

The prayers of the world's bankers and investment firms have been answered. The Bank of God has agreed to cover all global debt in exchange for what God is calling "The Ten Commitments." "We tend to forget that God is a shrewd money manager," said...

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Funny story: Student loan debt in Germany reaches thousand euro mark for first time in history

Student loan debt in Germany reaches thousand euro mark for first time in history

BERLIN, Germany--No stranger to dark moments in history, Germany announced this week that for the first time in history, student loan debt will break the dreaded per-student mark of one thousand euros ($1,367). In an attempt to quell student outra...

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Funny story: Convert the Euro into a Candy Bar, Says EU Debt Panel

Convert the Euro into a Candy Bar, Says EU Debt Panel

Brussels - A committee of Europe's leading economists, bankers and nutritionists have developed a simple solution to end the European debt crisis. They propose converting the Euro from a currency into a candy bar. "Currently, we are printing euros...

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Funny story: China warns US: pay your debt or no more iPads

China warns US: pay your debt or no more iPads

Beijing -- The government of China has officially called in all of the loans it has made to the United States, and has threatened to stop production of Apple's popular iPad tablet computer if the money is not repaid immediately. China's ultimatum...

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Funny story: American Congress to Enter Twit of the Year Olympiad!!!

American Congress to Enter Twit of the Year Olympiad!!!

Congressmen and Congresswomen loaded on buses bound for Camp David, where they will all participate in the First Annual American Twit of the Year Olympiad. They were invited to the event after failing to raise the Debt Ceiling. Since then the U.S. Do...

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Funny story: US debt talks go down to the wire

US debt talks go down to the wire

Time appears to be running out on President Obama's attempts to raise the US debt ceiling with experts now working round the clock to find a solution. "There are very few cranes available and we are hauling the cement in from long distances," sai...

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Funny story: A Statement From The Minister For String

A Statement From The Minister For String

Good evening. "How long is a piece of string?" How long indeed? It's a question often on the lips of those searching for an answer to a knotty problem. A problem that they are struggling to unravel, to disentangle. And I have to say that it's a question I am asking you to consider tonight. "How long is a piece of string?" Of course, this is a complex matter, and does not lend itself to a sim...

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Funny story: Nation Solves Debt Problem Thanks to Sarah Palin's New Country

Nation Solves Debt Problem Thanks to Sarah Palin's New Country

After numerous budget deals and failed solutions to solve America's debt to China and other foreign countries, Congress came up with a solution that will save the nation from paying trillions of dollars back to these countries. A meeting was held...

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Funny story: Colleen Rooney in embarrassing incident with the milkman

Colleen Rooney in embarrassing incident with the milkman

Plastic celebrity news can report that the lovely Colleen Rooney, wife of the Manchester Rover's star footballer, found herself in a compromising situation with the local milk delivery operative - 59 year old Eric Wetlegs last Friday. "It was all very embarrassing" said Colleen. It had been a terrible week for us all round. To start off with, Manchester Town had lost 2-nil to Saracens and so Dw...

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Funny story: Astronomic UK debt

Astronomic UK debt

Follow the logic: I am a normal UK citizen. I am £80,000 in debt, which I will have to rob off my friends to repay, or at least borrow from them. Another "friend" is £20,000 in debt. I demand to loan them this amount despite my inpecunity. I can't afford it now, and I'm not assured that I will be repaid. Of course, the banks are going to fall over themselves to lend me the cash to do so.

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Funny story: Ireland Considers Second Option to Solve Debt Crisis

Ireland Considers Second Option to Solve Debt Crisis

While considering offers and suggestions from other members of the European Union, Ireland is considering another less conventional option to resolving its own growing debt problem. Prepare for the 180 day long, 2011 Irish Fest. Prime Minister Co...

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Funny story: We're Out of Debt!!!

We're Out of Debt!!!

The United Kingdom is OFFICIALLY OUT OF DEBTwe can exclusively reveal, following a statement by Mr. George Osbourne earlier today. The UK has managed to clear all of it's National Debts in one go. But it's at a cost. Earlier this year, New...

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Funny story: Borrowing to invest - the £800,000,000,000 lie

Borrowing to invest - the £800,000,000,000 lie

What does borrowing to invest mean? Essentially it is buying or building of an asset with the aim of returning a profit/benefit/value/service/income to the investor above and beyond the transaction and borrowing costs perhaps in perpetuity. A good ex...

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Funny story: Labour admit - "Hosing money was fun!"

Labour admit - "Hosing money was fun!"

£5,000 a second is a lot to borrow. New Labour did exactly this - but admitted that it was a 'swell ride' while it lasted. Diane Abbott conceded - "We went to Hackney Fire Station and they played with their hoses as all my men do, but it was nothi...

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Funny story: Man Utd hit by all time high debts and "Terror Tevis", Fergie got P*ss*d!

Man Utd hit by all time high debts and "Terror Tevis", Fergie got P*ss*d!

Man Utd have released their financial results and shock, horror, their owners have increased their immense debt to $1.17bn! Just to make the news even better, Man Utd reject and Man City "Superstar" the "Terror Teves", delivered United a double wh...

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Funny story: Banks Lobby Congress For Law Making Credit Card Defaulters indentured Servants

Banks Lobby Congress For Law Making Credit Card Defaulters indentured Servants

In what seems like an unprecedented move the bank lobby is pressing both the House and the Senate to pass sweeping legislation to designate all citizens who are in default on their credit cards as indentured servants. The legislation will affect mil...

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Funny story: Budget 2009: Darling to cut up debts

Budget 2009: Darling to cut up debts

Alistair Darling is set to use the Budget to slice up the national debt, slash taxes and save the UK from recession. An early draft of the Budget speech leaked by the blog EveryOneLovesAlistair reveals taxes will be cut for all except legally defi...

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