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Funny story: Goats on Death Row?

Goats on Death Row?

Kinshasa jail, The Democratic Republic of Congo has been the home for a dozen goats, which were said to be held there illegally. The 'Dirty Dozen' were on remand, and due to appear in court, charged with being sold illegally by the roadside. Deput...

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Funny story: Death-Row Prisoner Pins Last-Ditch Hope on Giambi's Golden Thong

Death-Row Prisoner Pins Last-Ditch Hope on Giambi's Golden Thong

A death-row inmate has received Yankee slugger Jason Giambi's Golden Thong in the hopes of averting death by lethal injection Thursday.

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Funny story: Just in time for Cinco de Mayo, Texas executions become #1 tourist draw

Just in time for Cinco de Mayo, Texas executions become #1 tourist draw

In Texas, the leading death-penalty and concealed carry state in the US, choice Huntsville vacation slots are quickly snapped up by shoppers looking for something a little different for their Cinco de Mayo celebration.

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Funny story: SPECIAL Bill gaining momentum in Congress

SPECIAL Bill gaining momentum in Congress

(Seattle, WA) Northwest activist Ashley White has introduced legislation to Congress that would recommend capital punishment for Level 3 sex offenders.

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Funny story: Nottingham Woman Marries Death Row Prisoner

Nottingham Woman Marries Death Row Prisoner

A British woman from Nottingham has married a Death Row prisoner who could soon earn a reprieve at a ceremony at a US jail.

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Funny story: Parole Less Likely for Those Sentenced to Death

Parole Less Likely for Those Sentenced to Death

Los Angeles, CA - In 1988 Joel Thornton was sentenced to death by a Los Angeles County Judge in 1986. The judge, in ambiguous terms, told Thornton that he would most likely spend the rest of his life in prison before his execution.

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Funny story: Britney Spears Nude, Paris Hilton Naked Refuse To Fallate Death Row Albino

Britney Spears Nude, Paris Hilton Naked Refuse To Fallate Death Row Albino

COLUMBIA, S.C. - Sven Oafsen is no ordinary Norwegian.

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Funny story: Saddam Death Sentence Deemed Morally Just under Medieval UK law.

Saddam Death Sentence Deemed Morally Just under Medieval UK law.

In a bid to justify the execution of the former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein, the British Government has had no choice but to turn to some of England's un-repealed medieval laws.

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Funny story: Bush Refuses to Pardon Thanksgiving Turkey: Condemns "Terrorist" Bird To Death

Bush Refuses to Pardon Thanksgiving Turkey: Condemns "Terrorist" Bird To Death

WASHINGTON -- President Bush prepared to grant the traditional pardon to a gift turkey at the White House yesterday, but abruptly condemned the bird to death, accusing it of terrorism.

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Funny story: Recycling error puts pensioner on Death Row

Recycling error puts pensioner on Death Row

Even Britain's hardest criminals were shocked when details of the callous and cold bloodied crime carried out by a seemingly frail old widow, were released to the press.

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