Research has revealed that 4% of Radio 1's current listeners are totally deaf, while the other 96% are completely tone deaf.
Yesterday, a group of scientist and researchers in Minot, North Dakota, released a statement saying that people who popped a great quantity of bubble wrap as child was 83.2546% more likely to have hearing loss as an adult.
Points Of View Gregory Fensworth - A Very Witty Person
Why do I continue to kid myself? These check-out girls will never appreciate my wit. Why should I go to the bother of composing sumptuously ingenious puns when they are destined to fall on such uncultured, irony-deaf ears?...
It start outs nobley enough: the persuit of a new hobby. Though, as time passes and it often becomes apparent to everybody except the persuier of the hobby should be encouraged to "persue other activities that are better suited to them". Typically, an intervention isn't required to weane the hobby from the 'person' because their total lack of an attention span usually substi...
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