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Funny story: Third Miliband brother found working in Asda

Third Miliband brother found working in Asda

As Ed beat David in the Labour leadership challenge, customers at the Asda in Dulwich were shocked to find the third Miliband brother collecting trolleys form the supermarket car park. 'It's uncanny' said 90 year old shopper Hilda Lineker, 'I was...

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Funny story: Miliband Brothers Grounded!

Miliband Brothers Grounded!

David & Ed Miliband have been grounded by their parents. Ed who has recently got elected leader of the Labour Party beating his brother by 1.3% in the contest. David was overhead shouting at Ed 'Your Mean,your the meanest brother ever!...

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Funny story: Outrageous Miliband rumour could well be true

Outrageous Miliband rumour could well be true

The rumour is outrageous but it could possibly be true. That's what Top tories are saying tonight. The word round the House of Commons has it that a terrible deception has been carried out, and the Tory dogs of political war want the world to know...

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Funny story: Latest New Labour saga has desperate Dave Miliband channeling his inner Austin Powers against sibling Ed's Forrest Gump.

Latest New Labour saga has desperate Dave Miliband channeling his inner Austin Powers against sibling Ed's Forrest Gump.

Quick hoovering; sponge baths and home parties be-damned, the latest poll prediction that has brother Ed wresting away Labour's leadership has put desperate Dave in a frightening tizzy. With poll figures showing Ed winning 51% to 49% in second rou...

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Funny story: David Milliband wants to "serve under brother Ed" in sexy sibling scandal

David Milliband wants to "serve under brother Ed" in sexy sibling scandal

Labour leader hopeful David Milliband, who is the favourite to succeed Gordon Brown, has announced that he would be happy to serve under his brother Ed, another leadership contestant. The completely unnecessary comment has resulted in raised eyebrows...

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Funny story: Labour as an STD - Socialism Transmitted Disease.

Labour as an STD - Socialism Transmitted Disease.

Can nothing can save Labour's cancer, a canker, a malignant disease worse the Gangrene, such as syphilis since Labour has become an STD - Socialism Transmitted Disease. Labour lost touch with its core constituency many years ago. They no longer re...

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Funny story: Doris Miliband To Run For Labour Leadership

Doris Miliband To Run For Labour Leadership

Doris Miliband, mother of David and Ed, has announced that she is to run for the Labour leadership. She told Mrs Grayson at number 76, and within a matter of minutes the whole town knew. Doris Miliband is concerned that Labour members should have...

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Funny story: Ed and David Miliband Form Coalition To Run For Labour Leadership

Ed and David Miliband Form Coalition To Run For Labour Leadership

After a recent poll showed David Miliband topping the odds of winning the Labour Party leadership contest, and Ed Miliband following up in second place, the brothers today decided to form an alliance. They have announced their intention to run toget...

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Funny story: Milliband Favourite To Join Girls Aloud

Milliband Favourite To Join Girls Aloud

David Milliband has emerged as a favourite to join the new Girls Aloud line up, following the news that several members of the original band are to resign. Milliband has impressed with his talented footwork and his vocal capabilities and he is exp...

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Funny story: David Miliband in Lip Syncing Row

David Miliband in Lip Syncing Row

The Houses of Parliament, London, England, ordinarily a quiet and cheerful place, is today a hot bed of intrigue and conjecture. During one of Labour Foreign Secretary David Miliband's sensational speeches, several opposition MPs noticed that Mr M...

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Funny story: Foreign Office denies travel advice fix over Minister's holiday

Foreign Office denies travel advice fix over Minister's holiday

Foreign Secretary David Miliband has found himself at the centre of a political storm after eagle-eyed journalists spotted that travel advice for tourists visiting Grenada was allegedly altered to coincide with his planned family holiday to the islan...

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Funny story: David Milliband breaks record

David Milliband breaks record

David Milliband has broken the record for repeating the same word or sentence over and over again. It happened during the course of a short television broadcast, and the word he chose to repeat was "Yemen". He did this on the television during a liv...

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Funny story: Foreign Secretary perfects dumbed-down elocution

Foreign Secretary perfects dumbed-down elocution

Oxford and Harvard educated David Millipede has perfected street-cred speech mannerisms that stand comparison with Tony Bliar at his coolest. Speaking yesterday on the Today programme, Mr Millipede demonstrated near-perfect use of the glottal sto...

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Funny story: Milliband Announces Radical New Foreign Policy

Milliband Announces Radical New Foreign Policy

Foreign Secretary David Millipede has announced a radical shakeup of international policy, following a recent conversation with James Naughtie on the 'Today' programme. Announcing the new policy, Mr Millipede said that the new approach signified '...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton and David Milliband in Sex Orgy shame

Hillary Clinton and David Milliband in Sex Orgy shame

Hillary Clinton and UK Foreign Minister David Milliband are at the centre of a sex orgy storm following their meeting last week. The meeting was the first by a member of Obama administration with a major overseas government. It was reported at th...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton hails 'Special Sick Relationship'

Hillary Clinton hails 'Special Sick Relationship'

Washington AC/DC - (Only-As-Sick-As-Yer-Secrets-Mess): US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton heaped praise on the 'Special Sick Relationship' today in a ten minute photocall with British Foreign Secretary David Milliband. Clinton, 69, said the US/...

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Funny story: India tells Miliband "Shut up little boy - pack your bags and go home. We have no time for idiots like you!"

India tells Miliband "Shut up little boy - pack your bags and go home. We have no time for idiots like you!"

UK Foreign Secretary David Miliband seems to have forgotten that there is no longer a British Raj - and the sun set on the so-called Empire long ago. Following a disastrous visit to India where he behaved like an absolute yob with his lack of di...

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