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Funny story: David Hasselhoff to Reprise Old Roles in 'The Hung and the Breathless'!

David Hasselhoff to Reprise Old Roles in 'The Hung and the Breathless'!

Hollywood embraced recycling today when it was announced David Hasselhoff agreed to headline the new cable soap opera 'The Hung and the Breathless.' Hasselhoff is best remembered by reviving the lifeguard series 'Pamwatch' and starring in the sci...

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Funny story: Russell Brand's Manicurist Says "Rusty" Wants Cheryl Cole In The Worst Way

Russell Brand's Manicurist Says "Rusty" Wants Cheryl Cole In The Worst Way

LONDON - Russell Brand's manicurist, Timothea Tittleham has revealed that lately Mr. Brand has been having fantasies about Ashley Cole's soon-to-be-ex-wife Cheryl Cole. Brand, who is considered one of the United Kingdom's 'Bad Boys' confessed that...

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Funny story: Hasselhoff in Drunken Brawl in Glasgow

Hasselhoff in Drunken Brawl in Glasgow

Baywatch star David Hasselhoff was sacked from Americas Got Talent for boozing. David's constant drinking made his position untenable. How he made it through 4 series of Americas Got Talent is a miracle. The Hoff decided to go for a holiday in Sco...

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Funny story: David Hasselhoff Says He's Gone A Whole Week Without Acting Stupid

David Hasselhoff Says He's Gone A Whole Week Without Acting Stupid

LOS ANGELES - David Hasselhoff the former star of Baywatch and one of the three judges on the reality show America's Got Talent proudly boasted to his hairstylist, KiKiWiWi, that he actually went one whole week without getting drunk and making a fool...

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Funny story: On Today's "The Hasselhoff Saga"!

On Today's "The Hasselhoff Saga"!

Apparently, David Hasselhoff and his ex-wife Pamela Bach had a troubled, though not unusual for them, start to the holiday season, one landing in the hospital, the other in jail over the Thanksgiving weekend. "Not much changes from day to day but...

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Funny story: David Hasselhoff Back In Rehab?

David Hasselhoff Back In Rehab?

David Hasselhoff is reportedly back in rehab after another bout with the booze and the booze won as it always wins. Reportedly, the former Baywatch star or perhaps, just former star, was found lying on the floor with no clothes on and his weiner i...

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Funny story: David Hassahoof quits AGT

David Hassahoof quits AGT

David Hassahoof - a long time judge on America Gits Talent - is quitting the talent television show. Fans are threatening to boycott AGT if Simon Codwelt - who runs the reality show - won't settle the dispute between the Hoof and Pierce Urmumagan.

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Funny story: America Votes Grandma Lee To The America's Got Talent Finals

America Votes Grandma Lee To The America's Got Talent Finals

HOLLYWOOD - Grandma Lee, the 75-year-old Jacksonville Jokester is headed into the America's Got Talent Finals. The AGT viewers voted to keep Florida's most famous senior citizen going on, which at her age those two words do definitely have a dual...

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Funny story: America's Got Talent Shocker: Kari Callen and 9-Year-Old Guitarist Sent Home

America's Got Talent Shocker: Kari Callen and 9-Year-Old Guitarist Sent Home

HOLLYWOOD - Two of the America's Got Talent contestants who many felt would at least make it into the Top Ten have been eliminated. The middle-aged Seattle singer Kari Callen who was born with a bio-lateral lip cleft and palate has fallen by the w...

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Funny story: Wow! Kari Callen - America's Got Talent's Answer To Susan Boyle

Wow! Kari Callen - America's Got Talent's Answer To Susan Boyle

LOS ANGELES - Her name is Kari Callen. She wore a red sweater, blue jeans, and flip flops, but the 43-year-old lady from Seattle literally knocked every one's socks off. And she quickly showed that she is the American version of England's Susan Bo...

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Funny story: What Really Happened To David Hasselhoff This Weekend?

What Really Happened To David Hasselhoff This Weekend?

What really happened to David Hasselhoff this past weekend is that he had a few drinks and wasn't drunk as a skunk as he looked in the newspaper photographs. Friends say he simply wasn't feeling well after the drinks and had to go to the hospital.

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Funny story: Nude David Hasselhoff Leaves Impression on Florida Beach

Nude David Hasselhoff Leaves Impression on Florida Beach

Following a trend of former popular actors pandering to the paparazzi for publicity, David Hasselhoff was captured on video casually strolling nude on one popular beach in southern Florida. Making no attempt to hide his identity, Hasselhoff reported...

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Funny story: Winner Announced for America's Got Talent

Winner Announced for America's Got Talent

The voting is over, all the ballots have been counted, and a winner has been selected for the 2007 season of America's got talent. Show judge, actor, and singer David Hasselhoff revealed the results at a publicity party in Los Angeles before the...

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Funny story: David Hasselhoff wins 'America's Most Funny Video' and Primary Custody of Kids too

David Hasselhoff wins 'America's Most Funny Video' and Primary Custody of Kids too

Hollywood, California - In what can only be described as an aborted attempt to make a home video for the light hearted TV series, 'America's Most Funny Video,' David Hasselhoff, of 'Bay Watch,' fame appears, ironically, bare-ches...

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Funny story: David Hasselhoff's Drunken Binge, Staged?

David Hasselhoff's Drunken Binge, Staged?

Hollywood Calif. David Hasselhoff of Night Rider and Bay Watch fame was recently in the spotlight for allegedly being sloppy drunk in front of his teenage daughter. We contend it was all a publicity stunt to put the spotlight on Hasselhoff for the te...

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Funny story: Hoff's home video shame

Hoff's home video shame

Former Baywatch star and lederhosen king, David Hasselhoff, has been caught on camera by his 16-year-old daughter in shocking scenes of power-drunk, talentless mugging.

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Funny story: Knight Rider Trans Am Kitt Up For Sale

Knight Rider Trans Am Kitt Up For Sale

K.I.T.T., The Knight Industries Two Thousand talking car from the 80's television show Knight Rider, is up for sale. The car, which had artificial intelligence, spoke, nad had an attitude helped David Hasselhoff to catch the bad guys in the week...

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