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Funny story: Supergran challenges the Power

Supergran challenges the Power

Supergran alias great-grandmother, Georgina Anderson plays darts for her local team at ninety years of age, and helps them soar up the league tables in Aberdeen. The Supergran, has now challenged World Darts Champion Phil The Power Taylor, to a da...

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Funny story: It started with a Miss never thought it would come to this.

It started with a Miss never thought it would come to this.

Dart Player David Cameron was involved in a darts match at his local pub the Drunken Duck which got totally out of hand. Firstly lets make it clear that this David Cameron is no relation to that other David Cameron that looks like he is going to be n...

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Funny story: Special Darts for Left Handed Dart Players

Special Darts for Left Handed Dart Players

New Darts have been created for left handed dart players which may give them an advantage over right handed players it has been announced today. LH Darts of Portsmouth, have developed new darts after years of research, and now left handed players...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson gets some advice from a King

Robert Pattinson gets some advice from a King

Robert Pattinson the actor who was in that Vampire film Twilight is uncomfortable with the fame that has come with success. Pattinson claims he is suffering serious hearing problems because everywhere he goes he is met with the shrieks and screams of...

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Funny story: Big Barney in Belfast as Orangeman goes Berserk

Big Barney in Belfast as Orangeman goes Berserk

There was a Big Barney in Belfast last night as Dutch player Raymond Barneveld the 5 times World Darts Champion went berserk after he was beaten by the magic darts of Australian Simon Whitlock who is known as the Wizard. Barney bashed in the door...

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Funny story: Mervyn King says "I Didn't Do It"

Mervyn King says "I Didn't Do It"

Mervyn King the International darts player not The Governor of The Bank Of England with the same name is involved in a major controversy with World Darts Champion Phil The Power Taylor. The feud started last year during a match they were in when T...

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Funny story: Pub Darts "To Go By The Board"?

Pub Darts "To Go By The Board"?

A new guide claims that Britain's national sport Pub Darts could soon become extinct. The Cockney Alcoholic's Handbook reckons that dartboards are vanishing from London pubs faster than the boozed-up brain cells of their "knees up Mother Brown" Ma...

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Funny story: John Terry To Be Stripped Of Darts Team Captaincy

John Terry To Be Stripped Of Darts Team Captaincy

It's been a terrible weekend for Chelsea and England captain John Terry as a cloud hovers over his suitability to lead the England team into the World Cup Finals in South Africa following widespread publication of an alleged affair with ex-teammate W...

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Funny story: Gordon No Power Brown

Gordon No Power Brown

Gordon Brown recently sent a letter to 15 times World Dart Champion Phil The Power Taylor congratulating him on winning another World Darts Championship Final. All rival political parties are now calling the unelected Prime Minister GORDON NO POWE...

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Funny story: Darts Final The Real Reason For Adebayor's Return Home From African Cup of Nations

Darts Final The Real Reason For Adebayor's Return Home From African Cup of Nations

CABINDA PROVINCE, ANGOLA - Emmanuel Adebayor has revealed the true motive as to why he's returned home in the wake of the gun attack on the Togolese National team: the Manchester City striker has tickets to the darts championship final and doesn't wa...

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Funny story: A cure for dartitis

A cure for dartitis

Dartitis pronounced dart-eye-tis is a condition suffered by dart players who for some psychological reason cannot release the dart. A lot of dart players suffer from it but it was first recognised when former 5 times champion of the World Eric Bristo...

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Funny story: Bad Darts Organisation

Bad Darts Organisation

Darts fans who have been watching the PDC World Darts Championship from Alexandra Palace in London which was won by Phil The Power Taylor have been treated to the best quality darts in any darts competition ever as there were over 500 scores of 180,...

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Funny story: Whitlock plays darts upside down

Whitlock plays darts upside down

Australian Dart Player Simon Whitlock had a fantastic run in the world dart championships in reaching the final where he was beaten by the power of 15 times World Darts Champion Phil The Power Taylor. Whitlock today said that he plays even better...

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Funny story: Tiger takes up darts

Tiger takes up darts

Tiger Woods has today announced that he has taken up darts as he thinks its only in golf you try to get birdies. Woods is being coached by Phil the Power Taylor 14 times World Darts Champion who has told us that its early days coaching Tiger but t...

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Funny story: Darts Grand Slam to feature Phil Taylor playing against himself in every match

Darts Grand Slam to feature Phil Taylor playing against himself in every match

As professional darts has become such a non-contest dominated by Englishman Phil 'The Darts Player' Taylor, next year's Grand Slam of Darts will simply feature him playing against himself in all the matches. 'The early rounds of quick games won't...

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Funny story: 'From Russia With Free Love' by Ian Flaming

'From Russia With Free Love' by Ian Flaming

James Bond walked into his office in Central London this morning with a sense of futility, for he could hardly stand another day of doing paperwork. 'Morning, James', his secretary Miss Moneylaundry said to him, but he merely grunted a reply and went through to his desk. 'There's a memo for you from M', she called through to him, and his eyes lit up as he realised another mission was about to b...

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Funny story: Crowd trouble at British Scrabble Championships

Crowd trouble at British Scrabble Championships

Riot police had to be deployed earlier this afternoon in Wolverhampton, as crowd trouble broke out during the Scrabble match between bitter rivals Ted Hankey and Scott Waites. In a tense atmosphere at the Scrabble tournament, Hankey walked into th...

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