Steve McClaren, the England manager now being hailed as the Greatest Ever Englishman from York, may have used 'The Force' to obtain a favourable result for his team in the Israel/Russia match on Saturday.
Lord Vader, the asthmatic anti-hero of space documentary Star Wars has recently lamented the down turn in his career which now sees him working for Woolworths.
Darth Vader, the villian of Space based documentary Star Wars has admitted that buying a Death Star for his long -estranged daughter Princess Leia was probably not the best move.
Astronomers have spotted a rather curious space oddity in the Earth's so-called 'space neighbourhood' - a dead star with unusual characteristics.
DEATH STAR (Galactic Press) -- What he first identified as a "disturbance in the Force" turned out to be nothing but gas, a sheepish Darth Vader admitted yesterday afternoon.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The United States of America - Today, the Evil Empire issued orders that everyone must now wear Darth Vader masks or be declared illegal enemy combatants. President Bush made this decision because he's the decider.
Following on from the recent Procul Harum court case, sensational news today that the Green Cross Man, real name Dave Prowse, is to sue Darth Vader, real name Dave Prowse for 50% of his joint royalties.
The Empire's deadliest agent, Darth Vader, was today handed a £200 fine by Kirklees Metropolitan Borough Council after he was caught on CCTV "spitting" in the streets of Huddersfield.
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