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Funny story: McClaren Used 'The Force' In Tel Aviv

McClaren Used 'The Force' In Tel Aviv

Steve McClaren, the England manager now being hailed as the Greatest Ever Englishman from York, may have used 'The Force' to obtain a favourable result for his team in the Israel/Russia match on Saturday.

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Funny story: Darth Vader regrets working for Woolworths

Darth Vader regrets working for Woolworths

Lord Vader, the asthmatic anti-hero of space documentary Star Wars has recently lamented the down turn in his career which now sees him working for Woolworths.

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Funny story: Death Star - Not the best present ever

Death Star - Not the best present ever

Darth Vader, the villian of Space based documentary Star Wars has admitted that buying a Death Star for his long -estranged daughter Princess Leia was probably not the best move.

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Funny story: Death Star Sighted Near To Earth

Death Star Sighted Near To Earth

Astronomers have spotted a rather curious space oddity in the Earth's so-called 'space neighbourhood' - a dead star with unusual characteristics.

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Funny story: Disturbance In The Force Turns Out To Be Gas

Disturbance In The Force Turns Out To Be Gas

DEATH STAR (Galactic Press) -- What he first identified as a "disturbance in the Force" turned out to be nothing but gas, a sheepish Darth Vader admitted yesterday afternoon.

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Funny story: Empire or Republic: How Did It Come to This?

Empire or Republic: How Did It Come to This?

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The United States of America - Today, the Evil Empire issued orders that everyone must now wear Darth Vader masks or be declared illegal enemy combatants. President Bush made this decision because he's the decider.

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Funny story: Darth Vader And Green Cross Man Locked In Legal Tussle

Darth Vader And Green Cross Man Locked In Legal Tussle

Following on from the recent Procul Harum court case, sensational news today that the Green Cross Man, real name Dave Prowse, is to sue Darth Vader, real name Dave Prowse for 50% of his joint royalties.

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Funny story: Darth Vader spits on pavement: handed £200 fine

Darth Vader spits on pavement: handed £200 fine

The Empire's deadliest agent, Darth Vader, was today handed a £200 fine by Kirklees Metropolitan Borough Council after he was caught on CCTV "spitting" in the streets of Huddersfield.

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