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Funny story: Dannii Minogue Says She Resents Living In Cheryl Cole's "Nude" Shadow

Dannii Minogue Says She Resents Living In Cheryl Cole's "Nude" Shadow

LONDON - X-Factor judge Dannii Minogue revealed to her hairdresser that she is beginning to resent living in Cheryl Cole's nude shadow. Minogue said that every time she picks up The London Hand-Held Daily Mirror, The Nottingham Messenger, or The P...

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Funny story: 18-Year-Old Joe McElderry Captures X-Factor's £1 Million First Prize

18-Year-Old Joe McElderry Captures X-Factor's £1 Million First Prize

LONDON - Joe McElderry, the 18-year-old native of South Shields, Tyne and Wear, England has been crowned the winner of the 2009 edition of X-Factor. Young Joe was thrilled beyond belief and became even more noticeably thrilled when he received a s...

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Funny story: X-Factor's Stacey Solomon Sent Home

X-Factor's Stacey Solomon Sent Home

LONDON - The singing trio is now down to two. The lone remaining female, Stacey Solomon was voted off by the voters of the X-Factor. A teary-eyed Solomon told her mentor Dannii Minogue that she felt as if she had let all of her fans down. She pooc...

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Funny story: X-Factor Dumps Danyl Johnson

X-Factor Dumps Danyl Johnson

LONDON - In the biggest surprise of the X-Factor season, Danyl Johnson, the singer who many thought was going to be the shows eventual winner has been eliminated. When the announcement was made you could see that Danyl did not believe what he was...

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Funny story: X-Factor: The Sun Shines Brilliantly Bright On Geordie Joe McElderry

X-Factor: The Sun Shines Brilliantly Bright On Geordie Joe McElderry

LONDON - Joe McElderry's singing performance on the latest edition of X-Factor was so good that even the patrons across the street at Little Limey O'Shea's Pub gave the lad from South Shields a standing ovation. Inside the studio, the entire audie...

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Funny story: X-Factor: The Show Must Go On But Without Jamie Archer

X-Factor: The Show Must Go On But Without Jamie Archer

LONDON - As they say in show business, 'the show must go on.' And that also happens to be the song that Jamie Archer chose to sing in his 'sing off' with Lloyd Daniels. Simon Cowell cast his vote for Jamie. He said that Jamie not only was the best...

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Funny story: X-Factor's Jedward Kicks Arse!

X-Factor's Jedward Kicks Arse!

LONDON - The Irish twin lads John and Edward Grimes showed the U.K. viewers of X-Factor that they are certainly a singing force to be reckoned with. Jedward literally brought the house down with their rendition of Vanilla Ice's 90s hit "Ice Baby."...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole (5'3") and Dannii Minogue (5'2") To Co-Host The Telethon To Benefit Short People

Cheryl Cole (5'3") and Dannii Minogue (5'2") To Co-Host The Telethon To Benefit Short People

MANCHESTER, England - X-Factor Judges Cheryl Cole and Dannii Minogue will be co-hosting The 1st Annual Telethon To Benefit Short People. The idea first came to Cole one day when she opened up her kitchen cupboard to get a drinking glass. She said...

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Funny story: Dannii Minogue - Why I Stripped Barenaked Explained

Dannii Minogue - Why I Stripped Barenaked Explained

Dannii Minogue explained yesterday to anybody who was prepared to listen, the reason why she stripped bare naked without clothes for the Aussie version of Playboy magazine. For the thousandth time. The X-Factor judge and mentor told us (again):...

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Funny story: The X-Factor's Danni Minogue Tells Why She Posed Nude

The X-Factor's Danni Minogue Tells Why She Posed Nude

LONDON - X-Factor Judge Danni Minogue has revealed in an interview with Russell Brand why she posed nude in PlayMister Magazine. The 38-year-old singer, actress, model told Brand that it was way back in 1995, and she was 24-years-old. She said...

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Funny story: X-factor judging in total chaos at weekend as judges vote each other off

X-factor judging in total chaos at weekend as judges vote each other off

Well, the world of X-Factor came tumbling down at the weekend where the obsecene amounts of money being made by Simon Cowell and his cohort of judges is plainly going to their heads. In an almost bizarre scene that could have been from Carry On Ta...

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Funny story: Jeremy Kyle "Went Beserk" on X-Factor

Jeremy Kyle "Went Beserk" on X-Factor

It has been revealed that the twin brother of baby-faced bigot Jeremy Kyle has been standing in for the popular moralist on his daytime "trial by television" show since May, when he was admitted to celebrity health farm The Priory after a nervous bre...

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Funny story: New judge for X Factor

New judge for X Factor

Hot on the heels of the news that the pretty girl with the Scouse accent, you know, whats-her-face married to the football chappie, might quit the judges of the new season of X-Factor, thus forfeiting a huge pay cheque and the chance to help fix-it f...

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