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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe's Whorsewhisperer condom dilemma

Daniel Radcliffe's Whorsewhisperer condom dilemma

Broadway - (Packet-of-Three Mess): Equus-the-Whorsewhisperer star Daniel Radcliffe has revealed why the Broadway show dumped the name of a horse character called 'Trojan' and changed it to 'Gelding'. "I'd been getting a lot of flack from critics b...

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Funny story: Emma Watson thrilled with Daniel Radcliffe's stiffy

Emma Watson thrilled with Daniel Radcliffe's stiffy

An ecstatic Emma Watson held a press conference today to tell the world of her excitement at seeing and holding fellow Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe's stiffy. The jubilant starlet was in high spirits as she explained the occurrence, which hap...

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Funny story: Harry Potter To Become New Labour Minister For Magic

Harry Potter To Become New Labour Minister For Magic

Harry Potter, the JK Rowling creation, is to become the new Labour Minister for Magic, after the authoress made a huge £1million donation to party funds on Friday. Potter is a little lad magician, and prone to performing magic spells, something Pr...

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Funny story: Harry Potter Author To Be Sued By Indians

Harry Potter Author To Be Sued By Indians

JK Moaning, the authoress, is tonight seeking legal advice, after the Indian government filed a lawsuit against her for plagiarising when reproducing the story behind the film Hari Puttar, the new Indian blockbuster. Hari Puttar is a film which te...

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe (almost) killed by Spoofsters

Daniel Radcliffe (almost) killed by Spoofsters

Daniel Radcliffe, star of Harry Potter, has been almost-murdered this afternoon by a mob of angry Spoofsters. Radcliffe was ambushed as he arrived at the premiere of the latest Potter film, 'Harry Potter and the Deadly Sparrows'. In a mercile...

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Funny story: J. K. R. Interferes With Wanking Wizard

J. K. R. Interferes With Wanking Wizard

J.K.R. the creator of blockbusting fantasy wizard superstar; Harry Potter, is today desperately trying to stop the release of a blue movie starring Daniel Radcliffe. Radcliffe plays the part of a Wizard who's party trick is, well...wanking. But...

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Funny story: What Becomes Of A Grown Up Daniel Radcliffe Obsessee?

What Becomes Of A Grown Up Daniel Radcliffe Obsessee?

Back in April all I could think of was teen actor Daniel Radcliffe. I talked about him. I dreamed about him. I wrote about him. I plotted ways to bed him. I learned his family history. I planned our wedding. I watched him. I read him. My walls were covered in his face. I wore him. I ate him (well Harry Potter spaghetti shapes).I played with dolls of him. But zoom forward 5 months and it has all ch...

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Funny story: Radcliffe Beat Up By A Bunch Of 5 Year Olds

Radcliffe Beat Up By A Bunch Of 5 Year Olds

Because he is such a charitable young man and because he really does care about the future of our country, acting sensation Daniel Radcliffe (19) took it upon himself to visit his local 'summer holiday club' to read 'Harry Potter stories' to the youn...

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Stalker In Bloody Suicide Attempt

Daniel Radcliffe Stalker In Bloody Suicide Attempt

Well known stalker of Daniel Radcliffe, Flophie Payne (16) is recovering in hospital today after throwing herself in front of a train in the early hours of this morning. Unfortunately the teen was wearing brightly coloured Radcliffe merchandise a...

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Funny story: Radcliffe is Fit

Radcliffe is Fit

Actor, Daniel Radcliffe is representing Great Britain in the Beijing Olympics later this week. Since appearing in a play, 'Equus' where he appeared as a nude stableboy, Radcliffe, was chased by hundred of teenage fans and found a new challenge. The 2...

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Funny story: Emma Watson shocked that Daniel Radcliffe tried to get into her pants

Emma Watson shocked that Daniel Radcliffe tried to get into her pants

In a story that nearly blew the world of show-business away, or at least nearly blew the stuff Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse sniff away, Harry Potter lead star Daniel Radcliffe has today shocked fellow Potter star Emma Watson. Emma explained:...

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Funny story: 'Daniel Radcliffe Is Shorter In Real Life' Says Emma Watson

'Daniel Radcliffe Is Shorter In Real Life' Says Emma Watson

Emma Watson, child star of the 'Harry Potter' films reveals all about the time that Daniel Radcliffe,18, tried to 'seduce her.

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Funny story: Russell Brand Steals Radder's Girl

Russell Brand Steals Radder's Girl

Notorious womanizer and ex-heroin addict Russell Brand was spotted yesterday with a new woman on his arm. Obviously this is not real news as it is a regular occurrence, happening most days. However this was no ordinary woman, this was Australian beau...

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Gets Bum-toning Machine

Daniel Radcliffe Gets Bum-toning Machine

We all know that Daniel Radcliffe is a hunk and hot beyond belief, but even I have to admit that I there were any areas for improvement, his little bottom would be one. This could be a major problem as in a few weeks Radders will be taking to the sta...

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Opens A Crisp Factory

Daniel Radcliffe Opens A Crisp Factory

Not content with just causing obesity via his chocolate factory, Daniel Radcliffe or Radders as we all like to call him, has bought a crisp factory so he can line his bank account with profits from more bad tasting, cheaply made, insanely high in fat...

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe To Star in Miami Vice Remake

Daniel Radcliffe To Star in Miami Vice Remake

Miami Vice was a popular television show from 1984 to 1990. It was remade as an unsuccessful theatrical movie in 2006. Hollywood has decided to recast the series and make it as a television movie. If it is successful, it will also be a possible pi...

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Funny story: Radders Sets Up Self Help Classes

Radders Sets Up Self Help Classes

Over and over again I have reported that Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe, or Radders as he has come to be known, has set up new businesses or projects in the hope of creating quick cash. There was his perfume and deodorant range, his magic mushroom farm and his highly popular Bikinis for men! But now I finally think he has hit on something, Dan is opening his own self help classes for those peo...

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