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Funny story: Danica Patrick Is A Big Hit As Co-Host Of The American Country Association Awards Show

Danica Patrick Is A Big Hit As Co-Host Of The American Country Association Awards Show

LAS VEGAS - NASCAR race driver Danica Patrick co-hosted The ACA Award Show at The Mandalay Bay Resort & Casino along with country artist Trace Adkins. And the couple carried on so well one would have thought that they had done this before. Ev...

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Funny story: NASCAR's Danica Patrick Says She Finds Ryan Seacrest To Be Quite Sexy

NASCAR's Danica Patrick Says She Finds Ryan Seacrest To Be Quite Sexy

TARZANA - Danica Patrick had just finished racing at The Gary Busey International Speedway when she was approached by a reporter with The Turnstile Review. Ambrose Appomattox of TR asked her if there was a certain man in her life. The petite, sexy...

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Funny story: Danica Patrick Shocked At The Miley Cyrus Offer To Join Her Nudist Resort

Danica Patrick Shocked At The Miley Cyrus Offer To Join Her Nudist Resort

ALBUQUERQUE, New Mexico - Sexy NASCAR race car driver Danica Patrick was in Albuquerque on a promotional tour for her new line of Danica Patrick Bikini Thong Panties®. She was asked by a reporter for a local newspaper to comment on the recent...

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Funny story: NASCAR Warns Danica Patrick To Follow The Rules or Else

NASCAR Warns Danica Patrick To Follow The Rules or Else

AUSTIN - Danica Patrick was in Texas visiting an old boyfriend when she got the word that NASCAR had issued a statement that she will follow the NASCAR rules or else she will be subject to discipline including a fine and possible suspension. Miss...

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Funny story: NASCAR's Danica Patrick Seen Leaving Rob Pattinson's Malibu Beach House

NASCAR's Danica Patrick Seen Leaving Rob Pattinson's Malibu Beach House

MALIBU BEACH - Danica Patrick, who was recently divorced from Dr. Paul Hospenthal, has reportedly stated that she wants to give the single girl world a spin (no pun intended). Danica told Ambrose Appomattox with The Turnstile Review that she wants...

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Funny story: NASCAR's Danica Patrick Denies The Rehab Rumors

NASCAR's Danica Patrick Denies The Rehab Rumors

TARZANA, California - The Queen of NASCAR, Danica Patrick was at The Gary Busey International Speedway filming a commercial for Cover Cutey Makeup. After she had finished she met with Zorro La Bamba of The Sports Bet Gazette. He asked her about...

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Funny story: Danica Patrick Agrees To Race In The Dubai 500

Danica Patrick Agrees To Race In The Dubai 500

NEW YORK CITY - Danica Patrick was visiting New York City when she was asked if it was true that she had agreed to enter The Dubai 500 auto race in September. Danica, who was dressed in a white NASCAR halter top and red, white, and blue shorts rep...

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Funny story: NASCAR's Danica Patrick To Appear In A Hot Commercial

NASCAR's Danica Patrick To Appear In A Hot Commercial

LOS ANGELES - The Skintillating Suntan Lotion Company has just announced that it has signed NASCAR race driver Danica Patrick to appear in a commercial for its suntan product. A spokesperson for the suntan company stated that the Venice Beach base...

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Funny story: Danica Patrick Explains Her Brand New Tattoo

Danica Patrick Explains Her Brand New Tattoo

SCOTTSDALE, Arizona - NASCAR race car driver Danica Patrick flew into Scottsdale, the home of website domain provider GoDaddy, to meet with its CEO Blake Irving. Danica has been with the company since 2006, and her contract will expire next year.

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Funny story: NASCAR's Danica Patrick Wants To Be Admired For Her Racing Ability and Not For Her Body

NASCAR's Danica Patrick Wants To Be Admired For Her Racing Ability and Not For Her Body

TARZANA - Danica Patrick flew into Tarzana to do some on the track promotional commercials at the world famous Gary Busey International Speedway. While at the track she was interviewed by Buckaroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Review. He asked her how...

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Funny story: Danica Patrick, NASCAR's Darling, Considering Appearing In A Fresh Magazine Spread

Danica Patrick, NASCAR's Darling, Considering Appearing In A Fresh Magazine Spread

LA BREA, California - NASCAR race car driver Danica Patrick was having dinner with an old high school girlfriend at The La Brea Tar Pits Diner when talk got around to drag racer Courtney Force. Danica's friend, Brandy Sue Hickerhouser, told her ab...

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Funny story: NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Challenges Kyle Petty To An Arm-Wrestling Match

NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Challenges Kyle Petty To An Arm-Wrestling Match

SPARTA, Kentucky - Danica Patrick is still very angry with the way she was treated by Kyle Petty, the 53-year-old racing has-been as she and Madonna refer to the arrogant son of the legendary racer Richard Petty. Kyle made a drama queen-like remar...

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Funny story: Kyle Petty Insults Danica Patrick - She Responds By Saying That The Old Has-Been Can Kiss Her Seat Cushion

Kyle Petty Insults Danica Patrick - She Responds By Saying That The Old Has-Been Can Kiss Her Seat Cushion

SPARTA, Kentucky - NASCAR race driver Danica Patrick says that she has pretty much heard it all so she was not surprised when Kyle Petty took some cheap shots at her. According to Tango Brisket with Sports Territory Magazine, Kyle "The Has Been" P...

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Funny story: Maria Sharapova Denies She's Dating Danica Patrick's Ex-Husband

Maria Sharapova Denies She's Dating Danica Patrick's Ex-Husband

NEW YORK CITY - World champion tennis player Maria Sharapova, 26, spoke with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and addressed a rumor that is currently making the rounds. The grunting tennis player stated that she has no idea where the false rumor abo...

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Funny story: NASCAR's Danica Patrick Allegedly Looking For A New Boyfriend

NASCAR's Danica Patrick Allegedly Looking For A New Boyfriend

HOUSTON - NASCAR race driver Danica Patrick was recently spotted dining alone at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse located in downtown Houston. Afterwards she met with Zorro La Bamba of The Sports Bet Gazette. He asked her if she was still...

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Funny story: Danica Patrick Hints That She and Fellow NASCAR Boyfriend Ricky Stenhouse, Jr. May Be Kaput

Danica Patrick Hints That She and Fellow NASCAR Boyfriend Ricky Stenhouse, Jr. May Be Kaput

ATLANTA - Danica Patrick who wrecked into boyfriend Ricky Stenhouse, Jr. at the Coca Cola 600 in Concord, New Hampshire is still quite upset at the incident. Patrick speaking to Ambrose Appomattox with The Turnstile Review said that she did not ap...

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Funny story: NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Apologizes For Crashing Into Her Boyfriend Ricky Stenhouse, Jr.

NASCAR'S Danica Patrick Apologizes For Crashing Into Her Boyfriend Ricky Stenhouse, Jr.

CONCORD, New Hampshire - Danica Patrick told the racing media that she is sorry about the incident at The Coca Cola 600, in which she crashed her car into the car driven by her boyfriend Ricky Stenhouse, Jr. She wanted everyone to know that she is...

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