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Funny story: Matt "The Alleycat" Lauer Told To Stop With The Hanky Panky Routine

Matt "The Alleycat" Lauer Told To Stop With The Hanky Panky Routine

NEW YORK CITY - An inside source has told the news media that NBC Today Show host Matt Lauer seems to think that he is the East Coast version of George Clooney. But one look in the mirror will prove to Mr. Lauer that, that just isn't the case.

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Funny story: Former V.P. Dick Cheney Tries To Crash A White House State Dinner But V.P. Joe Biden Stops Him

Former V.P. Dick Cheney Tries To Crash A White House State Dinner But V.P. Joe Biden Stops Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden has always been one to speak what's on his mind and he certainly let everyone know at a recent state dinner given in honor of Portugal's President Joey Maracas. The guests had all had dinner and were dan...

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Funny story: IRS preparing rules to mandate weekly WAL*MART shopping list

IRS preparing rules to mandate weekly WAL*MART shopping list

Washington DC - Ms. Inelay Ancerday, spokeswoman for the IRS, told TheSpoof.com today that in addition to taxpayers K, L, and M having to purchase $20,000.00 of health insurance from the approved cartel, all families of one or more people will be req...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Andy Dick Gets His Marching Papers

Dancing With The Stars: Andy Dick Gets His Marching Papers

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars is now down to half a dozen dance teams as comedian Andy Dick is the latest celebrity to be eliminated from the dancing show. Host Tom Bergeron said he hated to see Andy go because he is one of the funniest looki...

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Funny story: Tennessee Votes To Restrict Clogging

Tennessee Votes To Restrict Clogging

NASHVILLE - Effective Wednesday, May 1, 2013, Tennessee cloggers will find a restriction placed on their beloved clogging. According to Cutter Shiloh, a reporter with American Spotlight Magazine, the Tennessee State Senate has passed a law that wi...

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Funny story: Top West End dancer Kurt Silvey admits to practicing dance routines with a female shop mannequin

Top West End dancer Kurt Silvey admits to practicing dance routines with a female shop mannequin

Well we never expected to hear this, but apparently this week Kurt Silvey has admitted to the rumours that most of the time he did not practice his dance routines with his partner, he actually did it with a female shop mannequin. Friends of the West...

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Funny story: An Amazing Dancing Fly Discovered In Mississippi

An Amazing Dancing Fly Discovered In Mississippi

BILOXI, Mississippi - Everyone has heard of a Flea Circus, but the folks down in Biloxi, Mississippi, are all excited about a fly that was discovered on Cletis "Hooch" Collywobbles' hog farm. According to local veterinarian Dr. Herbert "Boo Boo" N...

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Funny story: Len Goodman Hints He May Depart Dancing With The Stars

Len Goodman Hints He May Depart Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - There is probably no one in Hollywood who is grouchier than Len Goodman, the British judge on Dancing With The Stars. The 68-year-old native of London recently told Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres that the thrill of being...

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Funny story: Val Chmerkovskiy and Kelly Monaco of Dancing With The Stars: The Va Va Voom Rumors

Val Chmerkovskiy and Kelly Monaco of Dancing With The Stars: The Va Va Voom Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - Members of the entertainment media have been speculating since the start of this season's Dancing With The Stars: The All-Stars, that professional dancer Val Chmerkovskiy and General Hospital actress Kelly Monaco could be more than simply...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Paula Abdul Guest Stars As A Judge

Dancing With The Stars: Paula Abdul Guest Stars As A Judge

HOLLYWOOD - Paula Abdul, the woman without a show was asked to be a guest judge on week 4 of Dancing With The Stars: The All-Stars. And the little pint-sized firecracker and former American Idol judge as well as former X-Factor judge jumped at the...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise and Eva Longoria Spotted At SalsaLand

Tom Cruise and Eva Longoria Spotted At SalsaLand

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Tom Cruise appears to be feeling a little bit better about his divorce from Katie "The Kid" Holmes. Cruise and the sultry Latina Eva Longoria were seen dancing and doing a bit of bumpin' and thumpin' at the SalsaLand Dance Hall.

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Funny story: London Warned Not To Approach Dancing Policemen!

London Warned Not To Approach Dancing Policemen!

The government issued a warning to the public this evening not to approach any dancing policemen they might see in London during the next few days This evening's government warning, announced by David Cameron from Number 10, came after police stat...

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Funny story: Abba Tribute Act Injured Onstage

Abba Tribute Act Injured Onstage

A performer with the silent Abba tribute act 'Mime-A-Mia' was left pole axed on stage last night after he collided with a previous act's unfinished introductory joke. The joke, an aborted one liner known as the ' A Man Walked Into A Bar' gag, had bee...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Eliminates Jack Wagner, The Ex-Future Husband of Heather Locklear

Dancing With The Stars Eliminates Jack Wagner, The Ex-Future Husband of Heather Locklear

HOLLYWOOD - Many television media critics agree this year's edition of Dancing With The Stars has the best celebrity dancers in the shows entire 14 seasons. One of the nicest celebs to ever appear on the show Jack Wagner found himself in the Botto...

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Funny story: President Gerald R. Ford Credited with Inspiring 80's Break Dancing Boom

President Gerald R. Ford Credited with Inspiring 80's Break Dancing Boom

Long thought to be an American President without any significant or positive societal impacts to his credit, Former President Gerald R. Ford has recently been identified as one of the primary influencers of the break dancing boom in the early 1980's. Known more for his reluctant acceptance of the Presidential office as a result of Richard Nixon's resignation, President Ford admitted then that h...

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Funny story: Discovery Unlocks Mystery Of Elvis And The Monkeys

Discovery Unlocks Mystery Of Elvis And The Monkeys

In a fascinating scientific study conducted over the past three years across three continents, scientists have proved beyond all doubt that monkeys and apes will never be able to impersonate Elvis. They have been found to lack a crucial piece of t...

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Funny story: Dancing Elephants

Dancing Elephants

Sociologists have long since claimed that dancing in humans is a form of courtship display, no different from the dancing done by Birds of Paradise or Blue Footed Boobies. However, this is hotly contested with dancing a common feature across all huma...

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