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Funny story: Tennessee Votes To Restrict Clogging

Tennessee Votes To Restrict Clogging

NASHVILLE - Effective Wednesday, May 1, 2013, Tennessee cloggers will find a restriction placed on their beloved clogging. According to Cutter Shiloh, a reporter with American Spotlight Magazine, the Tennessee State Senate has passed a law that wi...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars - The Boxer Gets Knocked Out

Dancing With The Stars - The Boxer Gets Knocked Out

HOLLYWOOD - Week Five of Dancing With The Stars found the dancers strutting their stuff to the sounds of the legendary soul singer Stevie Wonder. Some of the songs that the dancers danced to included "You Are The Sunshine of My Life," "Superstitio...

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Funny story: Kim Jung-un to launch assault on UK Charts

Kim Jung-un to launch assault on UK Charts

North Korean leader Kim Jung-un is to release a Christmas single in an attempt to boost his standing overseas. He will be targeting the British Christmas Number one slot with hopes of being picked up by the anti X Factor campaign. Kim has been ins...

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Funny story: Channel 5 News to use interpretive dance

Channel 5 News to use interpretive dance

Channel 5 news introduced the stand-up news delivery to the television. This has been adopted by news agencies across the world, apart from the BBC who still sit down. Channel 4 news went half way, with the leaning on a table news presenter, whilst I...

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Funny story: The Prodigy To Headline In Diamond Jubilee Festival

The Prodigy To Headline In Diamond Jubilee Festival

A music festival to commemorate the Queen's Diamond Jubilee has been arranged to coincide with the event on the 5th of June, with the Queen rumoured to be making a surprise guest appearance on the main dance stage along with festival headliners The P...

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Funny story: Oprah Fires Rosie, Then Does Dance!

Oprah Fires Rosie, Then Does Dance!

After telling the press that she was having to fire Rosie O'Donnell and cancel her show, a saddened, tearful Oprah left her press conference and went into her office. Where she apparently did a fancy dance for a good ten minutes, according to a pe...

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Funny story: 'Dancing With The Stars' Unveils The Well-Known and The Not-So-Well-Known Celebrity Dancers For Season 14

'Dancing With The Stars' Unveils The Well-Known and The Not-So-Well-Known Celebrity Dancers For Season 14

HOLLYWOOD - The co-hosts of Dancing With The Stars Tom Bergeron and Brooke Burke-Charvet are back and so is the team of professional dancers. And this year, as in years past, a lot of the celebrities are not exactly household names. As noted by...

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Funny story: The Truth Is That It IS All About The Money For Jessie J - 'Domino' All About Ker-ching!

The Truth Is That It IS All About The Money For Jessie J - 'Domino' All About Ker-ching!

London born pop star Jessie J - who once sang proudly that it's not about the price tag, the money, the bling, the ker-ching! of the cash registers, but about a desire to make make the world dance, has been lambasted as a hypocrite by a woman who cla...

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Funny story: The Stunningly Sexy Cat Deeley Host of 'So You Think You Can Dance' Denies That She Is One of Kobe Bryant's "105" Lovers

The Stunningly Sexy Cat Deeley Host of 'So You Think You Can Dance' Denies That She Is One of Kobe Bryant's "105" Lovers

LOS ANGELES - Cat Deeley, the host of the reality show So You Think You Can Dance was recently spotted having a nice quiet dinner at The Gunfight At The OK Corral Steakhouse in Beverly Hills. The 5-foot-9-inch tall reality show host was asked by F...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Premiers With Los Angeles Laker Ron Artest Finishing In 12th Place Out of 12 Celebrity Dancers

Dancing With The Stars Premiers With Los Angeles Laker Ron Artest Finishing In 12th Place Out of 12 Celebrity Dancers

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars premiered with a brand new multi-million dollar dance set. Bruno Tonioli has a new spray tan. Carrie Ann Inaba has a new bikini wax job, and co-host Brooke Burke has a new name Brooke Burke-Charvet. The Harold Wh...

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Funny story: The Jersey Shores' Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Is Rejected By 'Dancing With The Stars'

The Jersey Shores' Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Is Rejected By 'Dancing With The Stars'

HOLLYWOOD - It is extremely rare that the top rated dance show Dancing With The Stars rejects a celebrity who actually asks to appear on the show. But the shows producer Bernadette Penderlicki informed Hollywood Vis-a-Vis reporter Hacienda Dakota...

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Funny story: Football Managers: Dress For Success

Football Managers: Dress For Success

Football managers who wear a suit on the sidelines during matches get a better performance from their players than coaches who wear sports gear, according to a study. Sport psychologist Dr Richard Thelwell, of Portsmouth University, reckons player...

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Funny story: Paula Abdul Devastated As Her New Show "Live To Dance" Gets Sent To That Great 'Ballroom In The Sky'

Paula Abdul Devastated As Her New Show "Live To Dance" Gets Sent To That Great 'Ballroom In The Sky'

HOLLYWOOD - Former Los Angeles Laker Girl, American Idol judge, and Live To Dance judge Paula Abdul is extremely disappointed and literally devastated as she has just learned that CBS has cancelled her brand new show Live To Dance. Abdul spoke wit...

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Funny story: Paula Abdul Premiers Her New Show 'Lets Live To Dance But Without Stars, Idols, Ice Skaters, or A Whole Lot of Talent'

Paula Abdul Premiers Her New Show 'Lets Live To Dance But Without Stars, Idols, Ice Skaters, or A Whole Lot of Talent'

LOS ANGELES - Miss Paula "The Ex-L.A. Lakers Girl" Abdul kicked off her new CBS dancing show with a dancing bang and complete with the obligatory British male announcer Sir Cyrus Reginald Nigel something or other. The Lets Live To Dance But Withou...

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Funny story: Riverdance Will Never Be The Same Again - Irish Dance World Shock!

Riverdance Will Never Be The Same Again - Irish Dance World Shock!

The world of Irish folk dancing has been thrown into turmoil following the discovery of an ancient text. The discovery was made by historian Declan O'Handcream while carrying out research at Trinity College, Dublin. Searching through some ancie...

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Funny story: Chulo-Chulo Beats Take Europe By Storm!

Chulo-Chulo Beats Take Europe By Storm!

It's new, it's sassy, it's brash, it's loud and it's taking Europe by storm. With its origins deeply rooted in the rain forests and favelas of South America, Chulo-Chulo beats have burst onto the European club scene and look to be gaining in infectio...

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Funny story: Did "So You Think You Can Dance" Contestant Outdo Janet Jackson's Super Bowl Performance?

Did "So You Think You Can Dance" Contestant Outdo Janet Jackson's Super Bowl Performance?

A contestant on Tuesday's episode of 'So You Think You Can Dance' apparently revealed too much when she dropped to the floor to celebrate her advance to the next round, or was that the plan? After all, the show needs some ratings help. Some peo...

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