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Funny story: Texas Spoof Writer Smashes Microsopic Alien Peace Delegation!

Texas Spoof Writer Smashes Microsopic Alien Peace Delegation!

Dallas, Texas - According to Homeland Securtiy officials 13 members of a delegation from the Saturn Moon of Phoebes were smashed when they accidentally tripped a Spoof writer on her way home from an evening walk. Officials say her nose and face smash...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Prepare to Ask for the World

The Dallas Cowboys Prepare to Ask for the World

Dallas - Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys, has announced that he's excited about the draft this year. He sees it as a unique opportunity to position himself and the Cowboys in an exceptional way. "It's unparalleled. Never been done bef...

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Funny story: Green Bay Burglarized While Fans Attend Super Bowl

Green Bay Burglarized While Fans Attend Super Bowl

Green Bay, WI - The exhilaration of winning the Super Bowl for fans of the Green Bay Packers turned to anger and disbelieve today. Captain George Hanson of the city police department informed returning residents that a well coordinated team of profe...

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Funny story: Aguilera Double Whammy

Aguilera Double Whammy

Christina Aguilera broke two records earlier today at the Superbowl final between Oxford and Cambridge at The J.R. Ewing Arena,Texas.Not only was her version of 'Star Spangled Banner' the worst version of the famous ballad ever,complete with wrong wo...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez To Sing The National Anthem At Super Bowl XLV (45)

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez To Sing The National Anthem At Super Bowl XLV (45)

DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has just announced that Super Bowl XLV (45), which is being held at the $1.2 billion Cowboy Stadium, has signed teen singing sensations Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez to sing the National Anthem before the op...

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Funny story: Wetwang Man Gets Star Wars Theme and Dallas Theme Mixed-up

Wetwang Man Gets Star Wars Theme and Dallas Theme Mixed-up

(Wetwang, East Yorks:) There was controversy and much laughter in the East Yorkshire village of Wetwang last night, when a man in the local pub became confused, and incorrectly hummed the theme to Dallas when he had intended to hum the theme to Star...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders 2010 Calendar Hits The Stores

The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders 2010 Calendar Hits The Stores

DALLAS - A spokesperson for the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders has just informed the sports media that the brand new 2010 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Calendar has hit the new stands and book stores. The 12 monthly photos were taken by noted naked cal...

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Funny story: Charges Against Cheerleader Implicated in "TattooGate" Turn Out To Be Unfounded

Charges Against Cheerleader Implicated in "TattooGate" Turn Out To Be Unfounded

DALLAS - A prominent football organization has issued a statement to the national media stating that the rumor about one of their cheerleaders being involved with Jesse James "TattooGate" scandal is totally without basis. Agnes Lulu Webbsnicker sp...

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Funny story: Erykah Badu Flees Texas - Word is That The Disrespectful Neo Soul Ho is Headed For Detroit

Erykah Badu Flees Texas - Word is That The Disrespectful Neo Soul Ho is Headed For Detroit

AUSTIN - The Department of Texas Rangers has issued an all points bulletin for hip hop soul singer Erykah Badu on charges of indecent exposure. The 39-year-old filmed a video for her song "Window Seat" in Dallas in front of Dealey Plaza in which s...

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Funny story: Texas Governor Rick Perry: "Just Who The Hell Does This Erykah Badu Bitch Think She Effen Is Anyway?"

Texas Governor Rick Perry: "Just Who The Hell Does This Erykah Badu Bitch Think She Effen Is Anyway?"

AUSTIN - Texas Governor Rick Perry is one mad, angry hombre. The Lone Star gov is hotter than a piece of bubblegum on a Laredo sidewalk in July. He has just seen the video of hip hop soul singer Erykah Badu which shows her walking down Dallas' Dea...

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Funny story: Neo Soul Vamp Erykah Badu Charged by Dallas Police for Indecency

Neo Soul Vamp Erykah Badu Charged by Dallas Police for Indecency

Warrants were issued today by the Dallas Police in response to the publicity stunt by neo soul, whatever that is, artist Erykah Badu. Ms. Badu staged a music video portraying a strip assassination at the place where John F. Kennedy was killed as...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Ladin Found Living in Mansion Next to George W Bush

Osama Bin Ladin Found Living in Mansion Next to George W Bush

Dallas, TX - Just another day in the retired life of George W. Bush Jr. He and his security agents had just returned from a jog around the neighborhood when there was a knock at the door. "There was this middle eastern lookin' fella holding a suga...

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Funny story: Debbie Does Dallas - Moves On

Debbie Does Dallas - Moves On

Debbie DeLightful, the legendary hard core porn actress continued her US publicity tour by visiting Dallas, Texas. Addressing a crowd of conspiracy theorists in Dealey Plaza, standing on a grassy knoll, she announced that she was really glad to ge...

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Funny story: McCain Calls Kennedy Assasination: The Intervention in Dallas!

McCain Calls Kennedy Assasination: The Intervention in Dallas!

For years, conspiracy theorists have speculated that the Republican party was involved in the Kennedy assassination. Tonight before millions of viewers, John McCain in a senior moment let the murderous cat out of the body bag. He actually called...

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Funny story: George W. Bush Selects Location For Presidential Library

George W. Bush Selects Location For Presidential Library

President George W. Bush, who will leave office within 100 days, has selected a site for his Presidential Library. The building will be located in the Dallas suburb of Irving and is easily accessible from several area freeways. "We done decided t...

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Funny story: Vermeil: 'I taped Dallas before the NFC Championship in 1981.'

Vermeil: 'I taped Dallas before the NFC Championship in 1981.'

Former Philadelphia Eagles head coach Dick Vermeil admitted yesterday to taping Dallas before his team played in the NFC Championship game on January 11, 1981. The coach has never publicly talked about the show and its numerous popular characters, un...

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Funny story: 'Lone Building' Theory in Dallas Explosions

'Lone Building' Theory in Dallas Explosions

DALLAS (Heewack News Network) -- Investigators at the site of a series of explosions in central Dallas said they believe a "lone building" was responsible for the mayhem.

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