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Funny story: The Dalai Lama's Boot Camp called "Transience"

The Dalai Lama's Boot Camp called "Transience"

I am Theo Seemore, editor of "Oculus" a magazine devoted to enlightenment. Recently I traveled to Poona in India to meet with The Dalai Lama. I was interested in the clinic he had established there and which he runs with his monks. Called "Transience" it deals with an unusual type of invalid, one which we in the West do not consider an invalid at all. I met Tibet's great spiritual leader in hi...

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Funny story: Dalai Lama to change his name

Dalai Lama to change his name

The Dalai Lama, his Holiness Tenzin Gyatso, has taken the radical option of changing his name by deed poll. From now on, he wants everyone throughout the world to refer to him simply as "Norman from Tibet". Speaking to news reporters and those...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Talk To The Dalai Lama

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Talk To The Dalai Lama

A dreadful fate seems to have befallen Twilight movie stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, writes Andy Marvel, Celebrity Metaphysics Correspondent. The toothsome twosome have been on the crest of a celebrity wave ever since the movie franch...

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Funny story: Dalai Lama in Drive-Thru Fight

Dalai Lama in Drive-Thru Fight

The 14th Dalai Lama has allegedly paid damages to a McDonalds worker after an incident at a McDonalds Restaurant in an unnamed location. CCTV footage of the incident- which happened some time last year- has appeared on youtube over the last few d...

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Funny story: Stephen Hawking Messes with Peoples' Heads "Cause I Can"

Stephen Hawking Messes with Peoples' Heads "Cause I Can"

There are a few things Stephen Hawking says in his Discovery mini-series "Into the Universe with Stephen Hawking" that are meant to be taken in jest, but since most people with an average I.Q. don't really get anything the brainiac says anyway, the j...

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Funny story: Dolly Llama Toys Upset Tibet

Dolly Llama Toys Upset Tibet

Persons in Tibet and other countries who follow the Dalai Lama are upset by the new Mattel Price "Dolly Llama" toys. The plush figures are meant to be ridden on by Barbie Dolls and other figures in the Barbie universe. When asked why they gave th...

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Funny story: Dalai Lama Sets Off Dhia-Rumpus On Campus!

Dalai Lama Sets Off Dhia-Rumpus On Campus!

A special visit to Borea College in Arkansas by the Dalai Lama to endorse the methods of peace, wound up giving 90% of the students the diarrhea. "I am so sorry, but I was driven through your rural areas before coming here and I had to get out and...

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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI Joins Facebook

Pope Benedict XVI Joins Facebook

Not to be outdone by the Dalai Lama, who recently joined the twitter revolution, Pope Benedict XVI has signed up for a Facebook account. The profile photo, taken in an Ayia Napa bar, shows him having a few drinks with his cardinals during their annua...

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Funny story: Reports Reveal Dalai Lama Met With Former Golf Caddy Carl Spackler When In United States

Reports Reveal Dalai Lama Met With Former Golf Caddy Carl Spackler When In United States

The Dalai Lama took time out from his Presidential Visit to the United States to meet with a golf caddy, according to uncomfimed reports. Carl Spackler, a groundskeeper at the Bushwood Country Club, says that the Lama always sees him when he comes h...

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Funny story: Dancing on Ice Judge to be replaced

Dancing on Ice Judge to be replaced

Bosses on the hit ITV programme Dancing on Ice are set to replace acid tongued Australian judge Jason Gardiner with his esteemed Holiness the Dalai Lama. Gardiner recently caused uproar by comparing the costume worn by Sharron Davies to "faecal m...

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Funny story: Drama as Lama meets Obama

Drama as Lama meets Obama

China has protested against the meeting of Tibet's Dalai Lama with President Obama because according to China The Dalai Lama is an Insurgent in exile. Human Rights campaigner Robert Anderson says that the Dalai Lama is in exile because if he goes...

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Funny story: In Order To Survive We Must Become Cockroaches

In Order To Survive We Must Become Cockroaches

How do you feel about becoming a cockroach? Could you stand being yourself? The Dalai Lama in his press conference this morning, set out to warn that each of us may have to adjust in a post nuclear world, to becoming cockroaches. "That may be t...

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Funny story: Dalai Lama Finally Loses It, Wipes Out Chinatown

Dalai Lama Finally Loses It, Wipes Out Chinatown

The Dalai Lama, usually known as one of the most gentle people on this earth, finally exploded after hearing the latest news from Tibet and has wiped out San Francisco's Chinatown Tuesday with one wave of his hand. "I have tried to stay peaceful b...

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Funny story: Dalai Lama sells Starbucks, goes long on Baidu

Dalai Lama sells Starbucks, goes long on Baidu

In a move that took many Wall Street watchers by complete surprise, the Dalai Lama quietly announced last week that he's short-selling his Dell Computer and Starbucks stocks. He's going long on Monsanto Foods and Baidu, the Chinese internet search en...

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Funny story: New Supernatural Reality Show: Who Wants to be the Reincarnation of the Dalai Lama

New Supernatural Reality Show: Who Wants to be the Reincarnation of the Dalai Lama

After Survivor, Big Bother, Millionaire and Dance, Sing, Puke and Shit, most telly critics were predicting that the reality show had run its course. When I'm a celebrity, Get Me Out of Here, Preferably in a Limo hired disgraced Illinois Gov Rod Blago...

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Funny story: Dalai Lama Names Successor: Hello Dalai

Dalai Lama Names Successor: Hello Dalai

The world of world religions was shocked by the unorthodox practice of the Dalai Lama appointing his own reincarnation. the revolutionary move appears to have been prompted by the Chinese government's refusal to acknowledge the recognized leader of T...

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Funny story: Dalai Lama Calls for 'World Fleece'

Dalai Lama Calls for 'World Fleece'

In an annual holiday speech, His Holiness the Dalai Lama, planned to speak on many topics affecting countries and people all over the world. Prepared for him by a collaborative team of political speech writers and theologians, the 20 minute emotiona...

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