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Funny story: Euro 2012: Spain ask UEFA for extended half-time siesta

Euro 2012: Spain ask UEFA for extended half-time siesta

European Champions and World Cup winners Spain, have asked UEFA to increase the half-time break in their semi-final against Portugal from 15 minutes to 60 minutes as they struggle to overcome tiredness. The defending champs had to play their quart...

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Funny story: Ronaldo Fails New UEFA Smug Test

Ronaldo Fails New UEFA Smug Test

Real Madrid and Portugal talisman Cristiano Ronaldo faces two years on the sidelines after falling foul of UEFA's new smug testing policy. This remarkable development is sure to take the shine off his night of glory after guiding his team to a 1-0...

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Funny story: Euro 2012: Viewers flood BBC with complaints about Portugal's Ronaldo

Euro 2012: Viewers flood BBC with complaints about Portugal's Ronaldo

The BBC were inundated with complaints tonight after the first quarter-final between Portugal and Czech Republic saw Ronaldo winking before the 9pm watershed. The incident happened at 8.25pm during the first half of the match, just after Ronaldo h...

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Funny story: Ronaldo swears Messi is haunting him!

Ronaldo swears Messi is haunting him!

Cristiano Ronaldo is playing like a ghost of his normal self and he is convinced he knows why, there's a ghost following him everywhere called Lionel Messi! He has missed so many chances and free kicks which he normally puts away with ease for his...

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Funny story: Ronaldo's Ego Escapes in Ukraine

Ronaldo's Ego Escapes in Ukraine

Reports from Ukraine this evening claim that the ego of Portugese superstar Christiano Ronaldo has escaped and is currently on the loose in the city of Lviv. The footballer had been celebrating his national team's thrilling victory over Denmark in th...

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Funny story: World's Best Footballer - Messi Or Ronaldo? - Local Man Gives Definitive Verdict

World's Best Footballer - Messi Or Ronaldo? - Local Man Gives Definitive Verdict

It's been acknowledged as the most difficult question in modern football - the sheer genius of the diminutive Argentinian, or the instinctive athletic artistry of the Portuguese? Who is the world's best footballer? The two went head to head last n...

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Funny story: Yankees Prepare To Acquire Lebron James, Ben Roethlisberger In Bold Offseason Move

Yankees Prepare To Acquire Lebron James, Ben Roethlisberger In Bold Offseason Move

NEW YORK-The New York Yankees have once again infuriated sports fans everywhere by declaring their intention to acquire the contracts of Lebron James and Ben Roethlisberger, of the Miami Heat and Pittsburgh Steelers respectively. When asked if he...

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Funny story: Ronaldo and Messi go head to head in Spanish Copa Del Raya

Ronaldo and Messi go head to head in Spanish Copa Del Raya

The Spanish cup second leg between Real Madrid and Barcelona exploded last night when star players Christiano 'Winker' Ronaldo and Lionel 'Mini' Messi went head to head in a mud wrestling challenge after 62 minutes of the game. A highly volatile m...

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Funny story: Will Manchester City Cough Up £500 Million For Cristiano Ronaldo?

Will Manchester City Cough Up £500 Million For Cristiano Ronaldo?

There is no doubting the limitless ambition of a rejuvenated Manchester City, nor that of club owner Sheikh Mansour - but are City prepared to gamble £500 million in order to acquire Cristiano Ronaldo from Real Madrid? And would he want to return...

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Funny story: Ronaldo fails the "AXE" test!

Ronaldo fails the "AXE" test!

Real Madrid and Man United's ex super-star was observed at a tennis match in Madrid with his scorching, red-hot Russian girlfriend and she obviously turned him on so much he failed the "AXE" test. Photos of Ronaldo looking like he'd just finished...

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Funny story: Ronaldo Better Than Messi - So Says Mourinho

Ronaldo Better Than Messi - So Says Mourinho

Despite his side going out of the Champions League semi final at the hands of a Lionel Messi inspired Barelona side, Real Madrid manager Jose Mourinho declared his temperamental forward Christiano Ronaldo to be "the complete 21st century player and s...

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Magnanimous In Defeat

Cristiano Ronaldo Magnanimous In Defeat

Following Real Madrid's elimination from the Champions League at the hands of bitter rivals Barcelona, following a 0-2 in the Bernabeu and a 1-1 second leg at the Nou Camp, Real's Cristiano Ronaldo left sports reporters purring in a post match press...

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Funny story: Condom Manufacturers pledge support to Belusconi's bid for Christiano Ronaldo!

Condom Manufacturers pledge support to Belusconi's bid for Christiano Ronaldo!

AC Milan president Silvio Berlusconi's bid to sign Christiano Ronaldo has been handed a major boost by local condom manufacturers and distributors. Berlusconi last week said that he was determined to bring the Real Madrid ace to San Siro to add q...

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Funny story: The Very Well-Endowed (Bosomy) Irina Shayk Graces The Cover of The 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

The Very Well-Endowed (Bosomy) Irina Shayk Graces The Cover of The 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

NEW YORK CITY - One of the most beautiful women to ever come out of Russia is Irina Shayk and she is this years 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl. Irina Shayk, a 25-year-old stunningly attractive model from Yemanzhelinsk, Russia be...

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Funny story: Rooney To Join Ronaldo At Real?

Rooney To Join Ronaldo At Real?

Despite continued denials from Manchester United officials to the contrary, the smart money down Sir Matt Busby Way seems to be on baldy Scouse striker Wayne Rooney departing to Real Madrid in the January transfer window. Insiders say that Sir Ale...

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Funny story: Irina Shayk in diaper changing ultimatum

Irina Shayk in diaper changing ultimatum

Florida - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): It's every stunning twentysomething supermodel's ultimate nightmare: changing your lover's brat's diapers without gagging. And this week it's Snorts Illustrated Swimsuits pin-up cracker Irina Shayk's turn to re...

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo BabyMomma wants her son back!

Cristiano Ronaldo BabyMomma wants her son back!

Miami, Florida - (Reuterus): Hyper-lactating American-Sicilian burger waitress Silviana Ponzi's surrogacy deal has gone sour. The dusky 21 year-old is reportedly suing for the immediate return of her baby by Portuguese football captain Cristiano...

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