Stop and think about it for a minute. Santa Claus really is the smartest Outlaw alive! After all he is a stateless person isn't he?!? Living in the north pole, would mean that he may very well fall under international law as a stateless person, thus meaning he doesn't pay any taxes, doesn't have to comply with government regulations and is not subject to municipal fees and charges for everythin...
"A former New York City emergency medical technician has pleaded guilty to misconduct charges after posting a mobile phone photograph of a corpse on Facebook." Personally, I don't see what all the fuss is about. After all, everyone will be a corpse one day.....and we've all got photographs of us hanging around. This guy was just a bit 'late' for the photo shoot. An hour earlier, had he been '...
Police are investigating the strange case of an encyclopaedia salesman in London who tried to gain entry into a woman's house by claiming he was a burglar. The man, Johnny Repp, was arrested after he duped his way into the home of Elsie Nobble, 93...
The Home Office announced today that in a major cost-cutting drive criminals are now to be arrested by e-mail. Chief Constable Bill Old confirmed the new policy and explained that Police Officers were far too busy filling in paperwork to be able t...
For two years, Colton Harris-Moore, age 19, dubbed the "Barefoot Bandit" has been on the run from police for a string of vehicle-themed thefts including several cars, a few airplanes and half a dozen boats. He was finally caught in the Bahamas after...
Labour's desperate attempts to demonstrate that they will be tough on crime, if the electorate give them another chance after 13 years of disaster, moved a step closer. Labour party spokeswoman said,"We wanted to improve the efficiency of the Poli...
Local man, Fotheringay Fairbanks - the ex-public schoolboy who looks a little like the late Terry Thomas in his heyday, who wears a monocle, and talks like he's got a mouthfull of marbles was arrested again in the early hours of this morning. 'Lor...
After the big news that Google are starting to show images of which houses have satellite dishes and no alarms through their street mapping software, criminals will soon have another weapon in their arsenal to aid and abet them in their nefarious act...
Mexico City, Mexico - The twenty-year search for Waldo is over. The beloved star of the book series "Where's Waldo" disappeared in 1987 from his home just outside of London, England. A group of children spotted him at a beach in Southern Mexico.
Many red faces here at New Scotland Yard, as it was revealed that the hunt for Polish Stolen Car dealing crook Prawo Jazdy, which cost millions in taxpayers money, has been revealed as an absolute waste of time and money. Jazdy was booked by traff...
Prisoners in the UK are demanding the right to vote. They claim that being disqualified from voting infringes their human rights. A test case is set to see how far this challenge could go. If prisoners are successful they may very well be voting f...
Brainless burglar Eric Twatt was arrested this evening after he burgled a neighbour's house, and whilst in the commission of the crime, used his victim's land line to call his mum to ask what was for tea. Police officers made a call to the service...
Smooth criminal Mark Hat, today emerged from Wormwood Scrubs Prison in London, blinking in an effort to cope with something known as sunshine, and admitted that he was bad. It made sense to this Spoof.com reporting team, because they don't usually...
Jeremiah Redolpho Manchetteu, 21, is not particularly good at the robbery profession nor perhaps, even an ingenious idiot, but he's definitely headed for a whole new bumbler term of his own. While out on bail last week and awaiting his trial for...
It has been revealed that self-righteous ITV evangelist Jeremy Kyle has invested over £5million of his personal fortune in research that could change the face of the criminal justice system - and move the fight against anti-social behaviour into the...
The funeral was held today of Robbie Kray, the forgotten Kray brother. Literally nobody gathered at Whitechapel crematorium to pay their respects to the former East End villain. Barbara Windsor was too busy filming Eastenders to attend. Robbie was considerably younger than his more infamous siblings and by the time he was starting out on his criminal career Reggie, Ronnie and Charlie were all i...
Figures released today show that criminal gangs are using Cash Machines all over the UK. Innocent members of the public are being tricked into giving over their hard earned money to these criminals, and then these same criminals are using cash m...
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