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Funny story: Exposed: Santa Claus is the Smartest Outlaw Alive!

Exposed: Santa Claus is the Smartest Outlaw Alive!

Stop and think about it for a minute. Santa Claus really is the smartest Outlaw alive! After all he is a stateless person isn't he?!? Living in the north pole, would mean that he may very well fall under international law as a stateless person, thus meaning he doesn't pay any taxes, doesn't have to comply with government regulations and is not subject to municipal fees and charges for everythin...

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Funny story: Emergency medical tech. posts photo of corpse on Facebook

Emergency medical tech. posts photo of corpse on Facebook

"A former New York City emergency medical technician has pleaded guilty to misconduct charges after posting a mobile phone photograph of a corpse on Facebook." Personally, I don't see what all the fuss is about. After all, everyone will be a corpse one day.....and we've all got photographs of us hanging around. This guy was just a bit 'late' for the photo shoot. An hour earlier, had he been '...

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Funny story: Encyclopaedia Salesman Tries To Pass Himself Off As Burglar To Gain Entry To Woman's House

Encyclopaedia Salesman Tries To Pass Himself Off As Burglar To Gain Entry To Woman's House

Police are investigating the strange case of an encyclopaedia salesman in London who tried to gain entry into a woman's house by claiming he was a burglar. The man, Johnny Repp, was arrested after he duped his way into the home of Elsie Nobble, 93...

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Funny story: Criminals to be arrested by e-mail

Criminals to be arrested by e-mail

The Home Office announced today that in a major cost-cutting drive criminals are now to be arrested by e-mail. Chief Constable Bill Old confirmed the new policy and explained that Police Officers were far too busy filling in paperwork to be able t...

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Funny story: Barefoot Bandit Steps on Nail, Cops Track Bloody Footprint

Barefoot Bandit Steps on Nail, Cops Track Bloody Footprint

For two years, Colton Harris-Moore, age 19, dubbed the "Barefoot Bandit" has been on the run from police for a string of vehicle-themed thefts including several cars, a few airplanes and half a dozen boats. He was finally caught in the Bahamas after...

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Funny story: Criminals to be bar-coded

Criminals to be bar-coded

Labour's desperate attempts to demonstrate that they will be tough on crime, if the electorate give them another chance after 13 years of disaster, moved a step closer. Labour party spokeswoman said,"We wanted to improve the efficiency of the Poli...

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Funny story: Colourful Local "Character" Arrested Again

Colourful Local "Character" Arrested Again

Local man, Fotheringay Fairbanks - the ex-public schoolboy who looks a little like the late Terry Thomas in his heyday, who wears a monocle, and talks like he's got a mouthfull of marbles was arrested again in the early hours of this morning. 'Lor...

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Funny story: The Latest Internet Tool for Criminals

The Latest Internet Tool for Criminals

After the big news that Google are starting to show images of which houses have satellite dishes and no alarms through their street mapping software, criminals will soon have another weapon in their arsenal to aid and abet them in their nefarious act...

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Funny story: Waldo Found, Forced to Pay Child Support

Waldo Found, Forced to Pay Child Support

Mexico City, Mexico - The twenty-year search for Waldo is over. The beloved star of the book series "Where's Waldo" disappeared in 1987 from his home just outside of London, England. A group of children spotted him at a beach in Southern Mexico.

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Funny story: Cop Hunt For Polish Criminal Stolen Car Racket Mastermind Wastes Millions

Cop Hunt For Polish Criminal Stolen Car Racket Mastermind Wastes Millions

Many red faces here at New Scotland Yard, as it was revealed that the hunt for Polish Stolen Car dealing crook Prawo Jazdy, which cost millions in taxpayers money, has been revealed as an absolute waste of time and money. Jazdy was booked by traff...

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Funny story: Prisoner's Demand Right To Vote. Form Political Party

Prisoner's Demand Right To Vote. Form Political Party

Prisoners in the UK are demanding the right to vote. They claim that being disqualified from voting infringes their human rights. A test case is set to see how far this challenge could go. If prisoners are successful they may very well be voting f...

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Funny story: E.T. Arrested After Phoning Home

E.T. Arrested After Phoning Home

Brainless burglar Eric Twatt was arrested this evening after he burgled a neighbour's house, and whilst in the commission of the crime, used his victim's land line to call his mum to ask what was for tea. Police officers made a call to the service...

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Funny story: 'I'm Bad' Smooth Criminal Admits

'I'm Bad' Smooth Criminal Admits

Smooth criminal Mark Hat, today emerged from Wormwood Scrubs Prison in London, blinking in an effort to cope with something known as sunshine, and admitted that he was bad. It made sense to this Spoof.com reporting team, because they don't usually...

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Funny story: Released Convict Holds Up Undercover Cop At Undercover Cop's Convention

Released Convict Holds Up Undercover Cop At Undercover Cop's Convention

Jeremiah Redolpho Manchetteu, 21, is not particularly good at the robbery profession nor perhaps, even an ingenious idiot, but he's definitely headed for a whole new bumbler term of his own. While out on bail last week and awaiting his trial for...

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Funny story: Jeremy Kyle Sponsors Mind Reading Research

Jeremy Kyle Sponsors Mind Reading Research

It has been revealed that self-righteous ITV evangelist Jeremy Kyle has invested over £5million of his personal fortune in research that could change the face of the criminal justice system - and move the fight against anti-social behaviour into the...

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Funny story: Robbie Kray - The Forgotten Brother

Robbie Kray - The Forgotten Brother

The funeral was held today of Robbie Kray, the forgotten Kray brother. Literally nobody gathered at Whitechapel crematorium to pay their respects to the former East End villain. Barbara Windsor was too busy filming Eastenders to attend. Robbie was considerably younger than his more infamous siblings and by the time he was starting out on his criminal career Reggie, Ronnie and Charlie were all i...

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Funny story: Cash Machines Increasingly Used by Criminals

Cash Machines Increasingly Used by Criminals

Figures released today show that criminal gangs are using Cash Machines all over the UK. Innocent members of the public are being tricked into giving over their hard earned money to these criminals, and then these same criminals are using cash m...

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