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Funny story: Obama apologizes to Wall Street: Actually meant to blame Sesame Street for Nation's financial woes

Obama apologizes to Wall Street: Actually meant to blame Sesame Street for Nation's financial woes

Washington, D.C.: President Obama sheepishly apologized today for his incessant attacks on Wall Street over the first 15 months of his presidency. Claiming that he often mixes up the inanimate objects he likes to blame for our nation's troubles, Oba...

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Funny story: Axa Chairman Anthony Hamilton Interview

Axa Chairman Anthony Hamilton Interview

Axa Chairman Anthony (Our Tone) Hamilton And the Secrets of CEO (Our Hen) de Castries Says "We're really wide boys" Penge's Hamilton Palace project starts soon A Feature Interview with Dan de Lyon I meet Anthony Hamilton, Axa's chairman, at my club in Pall Mall. I inveigled Our Tone into accepting my invitation to lunch, rather than the other way...

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Funny story: Banks Foreclose on Hell! Satan Moves to Winter Residence at Scientology World Headquarters

Banks Foreclose on Hell! Satan Moves to Winter Residence at Scientology World Headquarters

Sarasota, FL: Markets around the world were rocked today with news of the imminent foreclosure on Hell by a consortium of major international banks. The announcement came only after months of failed negotiations between Satan and the Associated Mini...

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Funny story: Britains Eating Habits Are Getting Healthier in Credit Crunch

Britains Eating Habits Are Getting Healthier in Credit Crunch

Fast food chains up and down the country are responding to the credit crunch by launching new ranges of tempting meals using less traditional meats. A well known Fried Chicken franchise has launched a new "Persian Chicken" burger and teenagers ev...

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Funny story: Danger Of American Financial Institutions Obvious From Their Names

Danger Of American Financial Institutions Obvious From Their Names

We should have seen it coming. We have only ourselves to blame. It was all there right in front of us to see. A coiled, shaking, hissing rattlesnake couldn't have been more obvious. One had only to look at the names of the companies and people that brought about our nation's second big depression and were in line to get bailouts to see that their intentions to cheat might a...

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Funny story: Global Warming Credited With Sales Surge

Global Warming Credited With Sales Surge

An unprecedented rise in the world retail total sales index (the WROOTSIE) has been the subject of detailed analysis by the World Money Bank (WMB). The WMB has decided that the only consistent, significant international causative factor of the 38%...

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Funny story: Tooth Fairy in Credit Crunch Horror

Tooth Fairy in Credit Crunch Horror

The Tooth Fairy admitted today that she to was suffering from the credit crunch. The 3456 year old said that never in all her years of tooth stealing she had never been hit this hard. Her agent Chris Cross said "the tooth fairy has decided to only...

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Funny story: Credit Crunch Over!

Credit Crunch Over!

17/11/2009 - Great Britain, and the rest of the world, breathed a sigh of relief today, when the Prime minister announced that a date had been set for the end of the credit crunch. Behind the scenes at downing street, scores of 'economic boffins,...

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Funny story: Credit Crunch Hits The Skies

Credit Crunch Hits The Skies

Alastair Darling was left red faced in his estimation of the extent of the credit crunch when it was revealed that the New Moon would now be cancelled for the next three months. "In an attempt to reduce costs we have come to the decision to not ha...

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Funny story: Elton John To Sign On

Elton John To Sign On

Elton John has become the latest in a long line of celebrities to suffer as the result of the credit crunch. Down to his last £70 million the star has been forced to attend Watford Job Centre Plus. The singer was asked what his plans were. "It's a...

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Funny story: All currencies 'to become worthless' : Reuters

All currencies 'to become worthless' : Reuters

On the stroke of midnight, three men will walk into a press conference and stun the world by announcing the end of money. Worldwide. Forever. "Much in the same way that after a large bank job they change the design of fivers, we've decided that a...

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Funny story: British media launches dumbed-down simplistic phrases factory

British media launches dumbed-down simplistic phrases factory

Today the media in the United Kingdom launched a factory in East London, one to provide newspapers and television and radio news stations with simplistic, idiotic phrases to sum up complex world events, phrases that are often inaccurate. The factory...

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Funny story: Parliament announces 500 job cuts amongst MPs

Parliament announces 500 job cuts amongst MPs

As a serious recession hit Britain, with many businesses folding and jobs being lost, Parliament itself decided to cut about 500 MPs, in a bid to reduce costs. 'It had to happen', the Speaker of the House, Sir Reginald Gourmet, said, 'Parliament h...

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Funny story: Politician to Strip Banker

Politician to Strip Banker

A leading member of the Government has publicly vowed to strip a banker. In a speech made to an audience of zero Harriet Harmless said "I will make sure that I strip a banker. I'm going to claw everything. Those pinstripe suits look fab, but I want t...

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Funny story: UK retailers forced to reduce prices

UK retailers forced to reduce prices

British retailers, including Carpetright and DFS have had to drasticaly reduce prices to keep going through the credit crunch. DFS have introduced a buy-now, pay-in-one-year credit-free scheme for sofas already reduced 50%. Carpetright have had t...

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Funny story: Financial journalists caused 'the whole craven mess' says Cable

Financial journalists caused 'the whole craven mess' says Cable

Vince Cable has laid the blame for the global financial crisis on journalists. Speaking at a London School of Economics (LSE) debate entitled Why Did Journalists Hide the Economic Tits Up?, Dr Cable said: "There were warning signs and financial jo...

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Funny story: Buckingham Palace Won in Raffle

Buckingham Palace Won in Raffle

In a bid to beat falling house prices Buckingham Palace has been won as first prize in a countryside raffle. The giveaway was intended to create a buzz around the housing market, to get people buying again . It was won by a Mr. C.George of Wind...

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