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Justin Bieber May Get Jail Time

Funny story: Justin Bieber May Get Jail Time

Justin Bieber is into trouble again, for the second time he was accused of throwing raw eggs at his neighbors house in Southern California. This time the neighbor filmed the whole episode and gave a copy to the police. "I won't stand for anymor...

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Cannibal Cop From Germany Blames Horse Meat Lasagna

Funny story: Cannibal Cop From Germany Blames Horse Meat Lasagna

DRESDEN, Germany - A cannibal cop arrested for the killing of a man he met online is blaming his crime on the fact that he ate horse meat lasagna purchased and eaten last year and claims it gave him mad cow disease. A representative from Findus,...

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First Gay Bigamist Sentenced to Five Years!

Funny story: First Gay Bigamist Sentenced to Five Years!

Seattle Washington citizen Howard Lindsey has become the first gay married male to be charged with bigamy. Lindsey, who married Allen Balls earlier this year apparently had already married ten other guys the four previous months and three of them...

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Hearing on the hearing near riot and disorder over Manning

Funny story: Hearing on the hearing near riot and disorder over Manning

The courtroom was a siege of noise with a lot of rumbling and shouting, plus a continuing rap rap rap of the judge's gavel. "This hearing on the hearing will come to order! This court is now in session to review what's happening next door in the sentencing of Bradley Manning." Rumbling, grumbling, groaning accompanied the Honorable Augusto Beefsworthy as he rose, swaying on his feet, finger...

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Michael Jackson appears before Jury

Michael Jackson appeared in court yesterday along with his many friends and supporters. The pop hero stood in the dock answering questions about his demise, at one point Judge Yvette Palazuelos had to warn soul legend, James Brown about his condu...

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Lindsay "Lucky" Lohan Is Treated Like A Damn Queen By The Legal System

Funny story: Lindsay "Lucky" Lohan Is Treated Like A Damn Queen By The Legal System

LOS ANGELES - Well ladies and gentleman, once again, Lindsay Lohan has shown the nation and the civilized world that just like she's said several times, she is just much too pretty to go to prison. Lohan could have actually called in her latest co...

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The Yankees Own The Phrase, Baseball's Evil Empire

Funny story: The Yankees Own The Phrase, Baseball's Evil Empire

NEW YORK CITY - After months of going back and forth in the court of sports law, a New York judge has finally ruled that the sports phrase Baseball's Evil Empire, which is used to describe the Bronx Bombers belongs exclusively to the New York Yankees...

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Driver fined for seeding

The driver of an open-top sports car will have to pay £100 plus costs, after scattering sunflower seeds on the pavements. Jim Gardner, 39, of Wetwang, near Driffield, was reported after several pedestrians had been sprayed with the seeds as he dro...

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"Kiss It Better" Insurance Policy Unveiled

Funny story: "Kiss It Better" Insurance Policy Unveiled

Following the huge success of the personal injury lawyers advert where former average tennis player and T.V host Andrew Castle patronisingly claims that "sometimes sorry makes everything okay," one of the UK's leading personal injury lawyers has devi...

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The U.S. legal system is harming Americans said Lady Gaga

Funny story: The U.S. legal system is harming Americans said Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga is standing up for one of her fans who she wants to vindicate in the light of the truth. A student in Texas, who is a fan of Lady Gaga, with no criminal record and who is also an honor student was thrown in jail by a mildly, retarded jud...

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Lindsay Lohan Told The Judge That Her Party Days Were Over - But She Did Not Say A Word About Her Party Nights

Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Told The Judge That Her Party Days Were Over - But She Did Not Say A Word About Her Party Nights

LOS ANGELES - Just a mere three weeks ago Lindsay Lohan appeared in the courtroom of Los Angeles County Judge Stephanie Sautner. Judge Sautner informed the Hollywood celebutante and her attorney Ms. Shawn "Buddy" Holley that she was pleased with t...

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A Los Angeles County Judge Says That She Is Pleased At The New and Improved Lindsay Lohan

Funny story: A Los Angeles County Judge Says That She Is Pleased At The New and Improved Lindsay Lohan

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan showed up for her court hearing with her long flowing blonde mane and accompanied by her attorney Shawn "Buddy" Holley. Ms. Holley told the assembled news media that Miss Lohan would not be answering any questions due to the fact that she has been known to say things that have been taken wrong and ended up painting a picture of her that is just not realistic. "Lin...

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Harry Redknapp goes with an "I'm thick as sh1t" defence

Funny story: Harry Redknapp goes with an "I'm thick as sh1t" defence

The trial of Harry Redknapp on charges of tax fraud took a strange turn today when the Spurs manager insisted that the offence was not down to him because he was below the legal reading age of responsibility. He claimed he reads like a two-year-ol...

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Hairy Redknipp in court!

Funny story: Hairy Redknipp in court!

Totempall Manager, Hairy Redknipp, appeared in court today accused of tax evasion and having a house in North Wales. Mr Redknipps laywer, Blind Paul Gascoin, made it clear his client would fight the allegations; "Tooth and nail" and added; "I a...

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Chatty Weirdo Jailed Indefinitely

In a case that makes legal history, a North London man has been jailed for being 'too friendly'. In a 5 week case at London's Wood Green Crown Court witnesses described 51 year old Jimmy Clarke as a 'chatty pain' who would indiscriminately hand o...

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Marriage is classified as prostitution by the International Courts

Funny story: Marriage is classified as prostitution by the International Courts

The International Criminal Court in Hague, Netherlands has classified marriage as prostitution and they have put out an international arrest warrant for members of the Gothic Wedding Chapel in Phoenix, Arizona for being married. The church also c...

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Casey Anthony Ends Up With Same Jury as OJ Simpson and Police in Rodney King Beating

Funny story: Casey Anthony Ends Up With Same Jury as OJ Simpson and Police in Rodney King Beating

The American justice system was generally held in high regard by countries throughout the world, that is until some recent decisions by jurors have made the system more of a joke than justice. In a stunning move of brilliance the defense team f...

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Mad Woman Denies Being A Raving Loony - Dragged Off Screaming

Funny story: Mad Woman Denies Being A Raving Loony - Dragged Off Screaming

Barnstoneworth woman, Elizabeth Golightly was today remanded in protective custody for her own good, by Barnstoneworth Magistrates, after being accused by neighbours of being a raving loony. The court heard how Ms Golightly was widely regarded in...

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Trump Thinks Deaths at End of Avengers Infinity Wars Were Real

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