So what we thought was quarantine, was, in fact, house arrest, but that little tag on our ankle hasn't stopped the UK's most feared news team from sniffing out the truth. So here is the truth. Loyal Conservative flesh bag, Michael Gove, came ou...
“I believe in change from within,” said progressive Republican Senator Lamar Alexander of Tennessee, who gained notoriety for his much-debated decision to vote in favor of excluding witnesses from the Senate impeachment trial of President Donald Trum...
Reports continue that occupants of the Washington D.C. area have been distracted by a mysterious odor, difficult to identify. Apparatus to cover the mouth and nostrils--plus gas masks--is seeing an uptick in sales this holiday season. The comme...
The results of the General Election are in, it's been reported, but they will not be made freely available to the general public until after the complex 'adjustment process' has been completed, probably later today. Unofficial sources have specula...
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has accused President Trump of “bribery” when he threatened to withhold military assistance to Ukraine last summer. Mr. Trump is also accused of seeking to use a foreign government to investigate political rival Joe Bide...
As impeachment proceedings intensify, and a second whistleblower has come forth, we turn to Dr. Rollon Shystrovski for further details. Dr. Shystrovski is an independent analyst with anonymous origins and several degrees in State Secrets and Other...
Punxsutawney Phil has come forward in September this year to say: “Winter is coming on now—not just six more weeks from February 2!” New scandal is breaking onto Washington. Have current and previous Washington Oval Office residents been illeg...
Lionel Messi, the Barcelona and Argentina footballer, has been banned from taking part in international matches for three months, for speaking the truth. The ban, imposed by Conmebol, the South American Football Confederation, comes as a result of...
Due to accounting irregularities currently under investigation by UEFA, it has been revealed that Manchester Cty are now the most expensive club in the world for fans to hate and revile. From next season, the average cost of just going to a match...
Well-known for years, prestigious universities in America have been allowing admissions and testing favoritism in you-pay-we-play programs. Indeed, admissions-‘r-us guardians of university integrity have often favored parents with big money. A...
US President, Donald J. Trump, has been in the job 666 days today, 16 November, having taken office on 20 January 2017, and has been busy living up to his 'devilish' reputation by hinting that Robert Mueller, in charge of the 'Russia investigation',...
The news exploding out of Capitol Hill this morning, is that President Donald Trump has fired Jeff Sessions, whilst, somewhat less controversial news coming out of the Battambang area is that one man living there hasn't got a fucking clue who Jeff Se...
Turkey and Saudi Arabia have reached an 'amicable agreement' over the way forward in the Jamal Khashoggi case, and normal service is to be resumed immediately. Except for Jamal Khashoggi, that is. A high-level meeting between politicians intere...
President Donald Trump has reacted swiftly to the good news about Judge Brett Kavanaugh's being confirmed as Associate Justice Supreme Court by introducing not one, but two, new US national public holidays. The first of these holidays is to be Oct...
In honor of Earth Day, Pentagon officials decided to tell the American people the truth for once. In a special report that was temporarily declassified for only 24 hours, the Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces admitted that most of money supp...
IKEA introduced a new chair yesterday specifically designed to help Washington, DC politicians pivot to another topic when asked an important question they have absolutely no intent on answering. And the chair, a Highback Evasion Elite, can easily...
GHOST TOWN, N.J. - "Man, Fat Cat Fringo is a mean taskmaster. How in the world are we going to make some kind of contraption to change sticks, rocks, and mud into silver, gold, and platinum?" the deputy chief water department head said to his crew of...
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